Don't Call Me Pantyboy
I couldn't believe my ears. I shouted at my roommate: "What are you saying? Are you accusing me of wearing women's panties? Are you saying I LIKE wearing women's panties? I wear MEN'S briefs -- and they're COTTON!!"
He smirks and says, "You know, John, teenage girls wear red cotton panties too!"
I am apoplectic. My face as red as my underwear.
"These are MEN'S string, bikini briefs -- I buy them in the MEN'S department!"
"All I'm saying is, if you want to wear panties, you should shave your pubes -- all that hair you have hanging out down there isn't very dainty-looking!"
Dainty-looking? WHAT?
Before I could scream expletives at him, my roommate walked out of the apartment with that smarmy smirk plastered on his face.
What underpants I choose to wear is MY business -- not his! I fumed as I went back into my bedroom.
The only reason Mike saw my undies was because I woke up and had to piss so bad I ran into the hallway to the bathroom and literally bumped right into him. Damn my luck!
I slam my bedroom door and push the briefs down my legs and step out of them. I go to the back of my closet and move the laundry basket off the cardboard box. I reach to the bottom of the cardboard box and find what I am looking for.
I slide the pink, nylon panties up my legs until the lacy, pink waistband is snugly in place.
I flop down on the bed and furiously grind my throbbing erection into the mattress until a mind-numbing orgasm once again soaks the crotch of my pretty pink panties.
Lying on my back to catch my breath, I look down my body and barely see the huge wet spot on my panties thru all the tangled pubic hairs.
Mike's right about that anyway, if I want to wear string, bikini briefs, I should probably do a little 'man-scaping' down there.
Yellow Nylon Panties
It certainly wasn't my intention to go to the bar wearing my yellow nylon panties underneath my black shorts. No, not at all.
I swear to God I heard my roommate close the front door of our apartment leaving me alone in my bedroom. That's when I reached into the bottom of my underwear drawer and plucked out my favorite pair of undies.
Yes, that's right, I love the feel of nylon panties rubbing against my dick when I masturbate. So what? Who doesn't?
I was lying on the bed on my belly, grinding my hard-on into the mattress when all of a sudden a ferocious banging on my bedroom door sent shock-waves of fear and panic shooting throughout every nerve-fiber in my body.
"C'MON, THE GUYS ARE EXPECTING US -- QUIT JERKING OFF -- LET'S GO TO THE BAR!!" my roommate shouts thru the door.
I scurry as fast as I can to pull on my shorts before Mike can burst into the room and catch me wearing panties. Now THAT would be embarrassing!
When I finish dressing I realize I made a big mistake -- my dick would not soften - I should have taken off the panties and put on my cotton, string bikini briefs -- my prick loves the feel of the nylon material too much.
The only factor working in my advantage is I don't have much of a dick anyway. It's less than four-inches when it's happy and barely noticeable. It's not like I have a manly bulge down there, but still, how am I going to walk around with a hard-on all night?
I slide up the black shorts and impulsively grab a pair of cotton briefs and shove them in my pocket. I'll change in the men's room at the bar.
***
It took all my powers of concentration to ignore the delicious feel of the panties on my dick. My excitement was soaking thru the panties and shorts, but because the shorts are black, no one could see the stain on the front of them.
There was one little problem though, in the close confines of my roommates car, I could smell the familiar odor rising up from my crotch. I hadn't gotten the chance to wash myself after I jerked-off.
Some people say that sperm and semen has no smell, I disagree, it reminds me of seafood, and I was getting a good whiff of it in the car. I could only hope Mike didn't notice.
"Oh yeah, Sam and Dave are going to meet us at the bar...Sam wants a rematch with you!" said Mike.
Oh no, I thought. The last time I shot pool with him he was all over me. He pinched my ass so hard the huge black-and-blue mark lasted a week!
Mike cleared his throat and said, "You know, John, Sam is a great guy, you could do worse."
HUH?
"What the hell are you talking about?" I blurted out at him.
"He's got a great job and makes a boatload of money and every time he's with you it is sooo obvious how much he likes you...don't you think he's good-looking? All I'm saying is you should give him a chance!" Mike casually said.
I was stunned speechless.
Mike continued, "How long have we known each other, John? Ten years? We've been friends since we were eleven...in all that time you've never had a real girlfriend, I'm just saying..."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What about Peggy and Trudy and Gretchen? Hell, I lost my cherry in the front seat of Gretchen's dads car!" I protested.
"John, we've been roommates now for what? Two years? And in all that time you've never had a girl in our apartment...good God, John, you've been on a grand total of three dates with three different girls the entire time I've known you, and you always find an excuse to stop seeing them!"
"I admit it, I'm a little picky when it comes to girls, but that doesn't mean I'm queer...I just haven't found the right one yet!"
"All I'm saying, John, is I don't care what you are -- you're my friend and I just want you to be happy...you're twenty-one years old but you act like you're sixty -- I can tell you're lonely but you'd rather jack-off three-four times-a-day than face reality!"
"Mike, please don't..."
"Fine. I won't mention it again...but I want you to know you're my best friend and that won't change no matter who you go to bed with!"
My prick was no longer the problem. I didn't know if I should cry or jump out of the moving car.
***
"Hey Johnny, over here!" I heard our neighbor Sam's voice call out the moment we walked into the bar.
I saw him standing by a pool table with that wide smile on his face. It makes me feel good that he always smiles when he sees me, but it's kinda creepy, too.
When I wave to him I instantly feel self-conscious. He doesn't hide the fact that he's gay, everyone knows it, so does my smiling and waving back to him mean everyone thinks I'm queer, too?
"I'll buy the first round," said Mike and he walked towards the bar.
I made my way thru the crowd and stood next to Sam. He put his hand around me and pulled me against him.
He said, "You look delicious tonight, cutie, you wanna go out to my car now, or wait until later?"
HUH? He read the confusion in my eyes.
"Don't you remember I won the last game we played the other night? You owe me a handjob, cutie...do you want to pay me now, or go double-or-nothing?"
OH-MY-GOD -- I suddenly remembered. A red blush covered my face.
I had been pretty drunk and when he offered to play the last game for two-hundred dollars and I told him I couldn't afford it.
He'd said, "That's okay, cutie, if you win I'll give you the money -- if I win you'll give me a handjob!"
I had beaten him six straight games and was feeling confident I could beat him again. I took the bet -- and lost the game. That was when Mike came up and said he was going home. I left with Mike.