Author's note:
[For 'Carl']
Okay, there might be a couple more stories in this vein, since people seem to like them. And yes, Jaspar's a bit of a prick, who needs an urgent wake-up call. But for those of you who deeply dislike him, stick with it... I promise, it'll be worth it. Go into it with a dark sense of humour, and trust me to sort him out. ;-)
*****
It was Saturday morning. I'd spent a brilliant week fucking Carl, and I was getting quite a taste for it. First thing in the morning, I had him take care of my morning wood. After that, I had a shower, while he made eggs and bacon for breakfast. All that free range bacon was costing him a fortune, and I think he'd started borrowing money from his parents so he could afford to keep me in the style to which I was (now) accustomed, but that wasn't my problem.
Of course, he couldn't afford to eat bacon and eggs himself, so his breakfast was a single piece of toast. It'd help keep him in shape anyway. Before I'd taken him on, he'd eaten a load of crap. Now, he could only afford to buy crap for me.
Still, I thought, as I watched him eat his dry bit of toast, at least he wasn't with that abusive bitch of a girlfriend of his anymore.
"What've you got on today?" I asked him, talking around a mouthful of bacon.
"Nothing," he said. "I thought I'd play some God of War and—"
"Meeehhhhp, yeah, no, mate."
"What do you mean?"
I shot him a look, warning him to keep his tone respectful. "I
mean
, no 'Station for you, until you've gotten this place tidied up."
He looked around. "Tidied up?"
I gestured with my fork as I chewed. "Yes! this place is filthy." I dropped my cutlery and pulled a crumpled list from my pocket, smoothing it out on the table. "Here, I made a list for you last night."
He frowned. "Is that my mail?"
I picked up the torn envelope I'd used to write the list on. "Oh, yeah. Your new credit card turned up."
"Where is it?" he asked.
"Yeah, don't worry about that, mate, you've got work to do." I held the list flat with one hand while I forked eggs into my mouth. "First, I want you to rent one of those steam cleaners and clean the carpet and all the furniture."
"How am I going to afford—"
"Shut up." I glared at him and he shut his mouth and gave me a sulky look. "And don't give me any fucking attitude. You really are a crap slave, Carl." I shook my head and carried on. "Right, once you've done that, I want the kitchen cleaned. Take everything out of the cupboards, clean the shelves, and put everything back."
He sighed heavily. Christ, his passive-aggressive bitching was really getting on my nerves, but I carried on anyway.
"After that, do the dusting, and that should take you through to dinner." I shoved the list at him and the force of the movement made it scoop up in the air, so it landed upside down in front of him. He flipped it right-side up and looked at it glumly.
"Okay?" I said to him.
He nodded.
"Oh, I'm sorry, have I gone deaf?"
"Yes, Master," he said quietly.
Christ, he was such a fucking sad-sack. Here I was, giving him all this effort and attention, and all he could do was sulk.
"Now, the good news is, you don't need to make dinner tonight."
He looked up, hope in his eyes.
"In fact, tonight I'm taking you out, so get yourself scrubbed up and good to go by 6 p.m."
His hope turned to wariness. I guess he realised he'd be paying. Oh, how he made me laugh. Well, it was what he wanted after all, wasn't it? I got up from the table, leaving my dirty plate there for him to tidy away.
"Where will you be today while I'm cleaning?" he asked.
I gave him a dark look. "Who the fuck is asking?"
He dropped his head. "Sorry, Master."
"Six p.m. Be ready."
I grabbed my things from my room and shoved his new credit card into my wallet. That was going to come in handy, assuming it tapped. Then, whistling, I left the flat to visit my new girlfriend; his old girlfriend, Violet.
*****
When I got back to the flat later that evening, I was pleased to find Carl on his knees, waiting for me on the freshly cleaned carpet. He was wearing a nicely pressed shirt, but no trousers.
"What's going on?" I asked. "Why are you in your underwear?"
He kept his eyes cast down. "I didn't want to get my trousers damp."
I was impressed. Maybe he wasn't such a crap slave after all. Still, I didn't overly like seeing him half-naked.
"Get up and cover up those hairy legs. And next time you shower, shave properly, for fuck's sake. Nothing more off-putting than fucking your hairy ass."
He got to his feet and pulled his trousers off a nearby hanger, carefully pulling them on while I watched. He really did need to shave. The more I fucked him, the more I found anything masculine about him quite disgusting. But that could wait. Tonight, we were going to have so much fun.
"Right, are my clothes ready?"
"Your... your clothes?"
Of course, I'd forgotten to ask him to iron me a shirt.
"Look, Bitch, I can't do all the thinking for the both of us. Get your lazy ass in the bedroom, find me a shirt, and iron it!"
I shook my head at him, and he hurried off to do as I'd said while I took a shower. By the time I got out, he'd put out a freshly pressed pair of black trousers and a maroon button-down shirt for me.
"Where exactly do you think we're going?" I asked. "Jeans'll be fine."
"Should I change—"
"No. No, you're perfect as you are."
He glanced up, and I laughed at his huge, liquid eyes. "I mean, you're dressed perfectly for what I have planned. Clearly you're not 'perfect'. Honestly, you're barely human."
He dropped his eyes again. "Yes, Master."
"Now put these in the wardrobe." I shoved the trousers at him.
Once I had jeans on, I sprayed on some cologne and came back to the lounge. A moment later, there was a knock on the door.
Carl came out of the bedroom and paused there, staring at the door.
"What?" I said, dropping down on the couch. "Fuck's sake,
open it!
"
He opened the door and stood there in shock as he saw his ex-girlfriend, Violet, standing there in a slinky dress that clung to her like a second skin.
"What are you doing here?"
She pushed him out of the way by smacking the back of her hand against his chest and stalked up to me. I put my hands on her waist and gave her a nice, long, wet kiss, squeezing her ass as I did.
We separated, and she looked up at me, her eyes shining. She had long dark hair that fell down past her shoulders and she was tiny, propped up on four-inch heels.
"Right, let's go. Bitch, call the Uber."
Clearly still in shock, Carl pulled out his phone and called a cab for us, while I teased Violet's nipples through her dress.
"You're a total fox," I said to her, while she stroked a hand down my face.
Over her shoulder I saw Carl simmering and gave him an evil grin. This was going to be a fantastic evening.
*****
The restaurant wasn't that fancy, and Carl was definitely overdressed. So was Violet, but that was because we were planning on going out clubbing afterwards.
"Table for three?" asked the waitress at the door.
"Well, two and a half," I joked.
Man, I loved watching that muscle in Carl's jaw twitch.
The waitress led us down to the back of the restaurant and sat us at a table by the wall. I made sure Carl sat with his back to the access routes, since he'd be needing to get up and down
a lot
.
Once we were settled, I could see Carl had questions. He held it in until the waitress brought our water and then exploded.
"What is this?" he hissed to Violet.
She reached out and touched his cheek. "Oh, sweetie," she said. "I don't have to explain myself to you."
"What happened to 'last one on gets
fucked
'?" he asked.
She tilted her head. "Would you like me to fuck him?"
"You know what I mean!" Carl shot back.
"I thought you had him under control?" Violet said to me. "Do you need me to step in?"
"Carl, shut your damn mouth," I snarled. "I'm not like you, I don't let people turn me into their bitch."
Carl's eyes blazed. He looked as if he was about to stab me to death with his fork, but I knew him better than he knew himself, and the best way to deal with him was to give him something to do.
"Carl, see those people there?" I asked.
Confused, he turned to follow the direction I indicated with my head. A group had just come into the restaurant and were waiting for someone to come and seat them.
"Go over there and take their coats and hang them on the rack by the door."
"What?"
"You heard me."
Stiff with anger, he got up and walked towards the door. Violet took my hand as we watched him take the restaurant patrons' coats and hang them up, and she gave me a smile of approval.
"Better. But you really shouldn't let him talk back like that."
Of course, the restaurant staff were confused about Carl being their volunteer doorman, but before things got too odd, an older man came into the restaurant with a much younger guy; a kid around our age, in his late teens/early twenties.
I watched with curiosity as the older guy bent his head to talk to Carl as Carl took his coat, noting Carl's deferential posture.
Violet leaned into me. "A man and his boy," she said. "See the way his boy follows him, always two steps behind?"
We watched as the two made their way to a table nearby. The younger guy pulled out a chair for the older guy, then took a seat opposite him, giving him a beatific smile. He looked as if he was in love with the older guy. I didn't get it. The kid was hot. I mean, objectively. He could have had anyone. Why'd he choose this guy?