Oh shit, it’s 5:20, what am I gonna do? Only 5 minutes left to cancel. Do I really want to do this? Jesus! My fucking heart just won’t slow down. I’m shaking! Why am I doing this?
Let me tell you what
this
is.
I am a 22 year old guy, who is just out of a relationship with a wonderful woman. She truly was great, but our age difference just began to really complicate things, and we both reached a point where we wanted to stay friends instead of letting things deteriorate.
Anyway, needless to say, I was getting really horny for lack of a partner, especially after having a consistent one for awhile. So, as any rational human would do, I turned to the Internet to solve my problems.
Of coarse, I didn’t want to pay for most of those Singles sites, so I turned to a trusted friend called Craigslist. I had used it many times for Jobs, and browsed the personal before, but today I was on a mission. I HAD to get laid!
After posting a few differently worded ads, and responding to a few already there, I came across this posting for a M/F couple looking for another M to join. It went on about how they had never done this with another guy, and that the M was looking to try it, blah, blah, blah.
After reading it, I rationalized,
“Why not?” I thought. “I’ve kinda wanted to try a guy again. It would be easier if a girl was there.”
I responded to the ad and continued my browsing.
A few minutes later, I got a response.
“hey there. Please try not to be mad, but I am a single guy looking for a straight to give head to. If I put an ad out for that, I get a lot of guys "pretending" to be straight. I am a very clean cut, d/d free, sane guy. and I only want to meet basically straight guys. If you aren't interested after knowing this, I completely understand, but I hope that maybe you will give me a chance, and hear me out. You sound perfect. and look perfect too.......here is a previous ad I place to clarify.
I am 32 yrs. Old. Good looking. Good shape. Very, discreet. I am only looking to give a terrific bj. I have met a few guys from CL over the last two years. ALL said it was the best head they ever had. I am totally into JUST "servicing" a straight guy, preferably while he is watching straight porn. Not sure why, but I like the dynamic of pleasing a guy who has NO interest in me at all. I am told I have excellent technique. Perfect combination of hand/mouth, movement, etc. AND I can deep throat over 8" no problem. For some strange reason, I have NO gag reflex. I stay fully clothed while doing it. I won't touch myself at all. I won't touch you anywhere else - if you don't want me to. Yes, I'm a guy.”
At first I was like, “What an asshole.” But for some reason I responded.
“Send me you Pict”
He did, and it sucked. Not him, but the quality. I even wrote to ask him where he was in the picture.
After a few hours of a combo of exchanging e-mails, and me continuing to browse, I wrote him.
