I gave Mel and Tyler the rundown on what went on over at the bathhouse on Monday (see my previous entry). I'd missed out on their 'Jesus her family is mentally exhausting' sex, but thems the breaks.
They were definitely satisfied, but they both had a look like, 'I can't believe this is going on for a week'.
Once we'd shut down the video chat, I sidled over to a couple hookup apps. Normally Mel had more time to mess with my accounts than me. Normally she's better at hooking me up than I am.
Nothing much Monday night. Oh well.
Work Tuesday, the 19th could only be called 'Tedious'. We got our Christmas bonus, a meager amount due to what was called a bad year. In truth we'd done fantastic but shareholders come first.
Twice during the day my apps sent me notifications. Bots.
I did get a text around two in the afternoon. An old fuckbuddy of mine from a few years ago was going to be in town on Friday with his husband. Wanted to know if I was up for a little 'Group Thing'. I said sure.
Tuesday is a gym night, and I arrived there around seven PM. The place was desolate, only the attendant, a very well built black guy and an absolutely gorgeous black woman with a very low cut sports top on. Side-eyeing, not leering. I'm not gross, just appreciative.
When I work out I turn off notifications, only leave my music and workout app on. So when I finished my expeditious session after 45 minutes, my phone let go with several.
First was a text from Tyler, "I think Mel is going to kill her sister."
Second was five minutes later, from Mel, "I think I'm gonna kill my sister."
I answered both with "Settle down."
Next was one of the hookup apps, "U looking?" I was sitting in the relative privacy of my car as I clicked on the profile.
No pics, 28, 5'5", stocky, brown/brown, no tattoos, no facial hair, 'Above average' size, circumcised, vers/top, into: public, Dom/sub, bareback, cum play, piss play, group, nudism. Where: his place, gloryhole, bathroom, bathhouse, theatre. Location: less than a mile away.
Somewhat adventurous but in practice, most of these guys were less than outgoing. Not boring...I've had maybe ten sexual encounters in my life I'd call boring...just not as advertised.
I messaged back, "Sure, what're you looking for?" I noticed that I was getting a bit...tight...in the crotch area.
Only a few seconds passed, "Want a blowjob. Maybe more. You swallow?" I answered in the affirmative, "You fuck?" I repeated my reply. "You ready to take dick?"
I'd just gotten out of the shower. I 'take care of things' throughout the day. I was pretty sure. I answered "Yep." A moment later he replied with an address.
As I was messaging our dogsitter to ask if she could visit one more time, he hit me with his address. My gym is in a strip mall. His house was in the subdivision right behind.
It took me five minutes to get there. Answering my knock on the heavy double doors of the McMansion was...pretty much exactly what I pictured.
Kinda average dude, but in that 'movie average' way. Not the main character, not an extra, but higher level supporting. Still a good looking guy.
Full head of brown hair, brown eyes behind tasteful glasses. He wore a blue 'Penn State' hoodie and heather grey sweatshorts with a pair of green Crocs. "Hey man. Come on in."
He introduced himself as 'Michael' and the first thing I noticed about his house was the pictures. Wedding pictures of himself and a woman several years older than him. The two of them and kids from babies to nearly middle school.
"Family out of town?" I asked, pointing at a huge beach portrait.
"At the in-laws. You know about that?" I answered yes, but that the boyfriend was with the wife.
He led me to a stairway leading down to a finished basement that had been 'man-caved'. A bar, neon, dartboard, pool table, obnoxiously huge TV. "I noticed the Ring camera at the door. Is the wife..."
"She's cool. Not into group shit, but isn't against me fucking around with dudes. No chicks, just dudes." He grinned and opened a door near the back wall.
A nice, small office was there. Well kept. A bookcase sat to one side, which he pulled away from the wall, showing a locked door that he passed through.
I nodded my appreciation, "Yeah, gotta hide the party room from the kids."
The floor was epoxied with a drain in the center. A large bed sat in the middle of the room surrounded by BDSM accouterments. When he saw me take it in, "This is the wife's stuff. She read 'Fifty Shades of Grey' a few years back and lost her shit. I practically had to take night courses to figure the stuff out."
"I should give her my wife's number." I said.
He laughed, "Bet." And as he said it, his shorts hit the floor.
He was already erect, and his 'Above average' was honest. Six and a half with moderate thickness. Bigger than my average (We're always average to ourselves, right?) But not as big as Tyler.