My Canid Wife.
AKA: My wife Thinks She's a Canine.
I love my wife dearly. I would do anything for my Luna. But I have to admit it can be trying at times.
She's the most loyal, affectionate, agreeable wife a guy could ask for. She's always there to greet me when I get home from work. Never gets tired of my company. And she's willing to have sex whenever I'm feeling randy.
Physically she turns me on like no other. She's petite but muscular. A lithe and willowy brunette with long straight raven hair all the way down her back.
She's got smaller boobs than any other woman I've dated but I don't care because she's twice as mysterious. And her nipples are so responsive to my touch, changing from little nubs to pointy titty-boners magically at my touch.
She's meticulously clean but also never uses any soaps with any artificial scents, doesn't shave her cunny, or for that matter, her armpits or legs either. Some guys, not many it seems, like that, but I've come to like it now. The naturalness of it has become sexy. I don't even mind the little trail of hair reaching up to her naval, or even the more than a hint on her upper lip.
When she lays back on the bed displaying all her beautiful hirsuteness, saying, "Come fuck me stud." Well, that is amazingly sexual!
Up until this story started my only complaint would have been that she gets pretty nervous when I'm out.
Now though, I think she has a mental illness. We've gone to see a shrink, and at first he agreed with me. But now he's taken her side.
I first noticed something was up when she started to only ever wanted to have sex doggy style. Don't get me wrong - I like it that way. Just not only that way.
I didn't connect the dots for months, but one day we were doing 'it' and her slow moans morphed into low howls.
I suppose a person could howl in appreciation but it was just darn odd.
The next day at breakfast we were talking and she decided to answer me with a "woof."
At first I thought she was joking, but she started doing it more and more. One bark for yes, and two for no. Not being able to take it, I just went for a drive.
Then one night we were watching TV and I turned to her, "Would you like to try that new sitcom with the girl from the other show we like so much?" I knew she would know exactly what I meant - just like any married couple we were so often synced like that.
In answer she said, "Woof."
Which is when I got annoyed and blurted out, "What? Do you think you're a dog now?"
To which she replied enigmatically, "Rruu-uuff."
After ten minutes of talking about it I started to doubt that she wasn't just pulling my leg. It wasn't that she couldn't speak. It was just that she often chose to yelp, or whine, or howl and it started to border on the crazy.
The next week I came home to be greeted with a very normal hug and a kiss. But when I went to fix myself a drink I found her following me, bent low and trying to smell my bum.
I was struck by a tense memory just then, and I went to retrieve her family photo album.
Within those pages my fears were redoubled: her three year old Halloween costume was her dressed as Pluto. And every year after that she was some rendition of a cartoon canine.
Her childhood bed was a big round mattress that was kept on the floor. Every poster in her room was dog or wolf themed. She had a zillion stuffed animals - all of them were our four legged friends. It never struck me as strange before, but it sure did now.
Then I thought about her mom...she had some quirky cat-like habits. And her husband always called her by cat nicknames.
I called him right away, "Franklin," I started, "is Kitten a cat?" He answered that she was. Still I didn't believe the answer. "No. I mean, not is her nickname Kitten. Is she really, does she truly think she's a cat?" Again he told me she did.
A half hour later I hung up wondering if it was genetic... except that Luna was adopted.
After a fretful evening my sexy wife eased my troubled mind with a sexual diversion. It was great until halfway through a world class blowjob she sniffed my bare asshole.
I freaked out, but with a raging hard-on I needed to blast my seed, so I tried to ignore it.
Later when she LICKED my ass I freaked out more - but I also found I liked it. It felt really good! Franklin had hinted there were 'benefits' and I had to admit he was right.
The next evening she didn't greet me as usual. I found her curled up on the couch naked and shivering. "Luna, why don't you put on some clothes?"
"But Oakley, we don't wear clothes." I wrapped a blanket around her, turned up the heat, and tried to talk some sense into her.
After a steak dinner we watched TV and she cuddled up next to me naked all night. I did like the feel of her bare skin which was ready for my caresses all evening.
She took to always being naked in the house. She got herself a collar too.
And at least once a day she knelt down with her chest to the floor and her ass up in the air, inviting me to fuck her. I found it hard to complain.
I put my foot down when she ate a can of dog food. I couldn't dissuade her from acting like a dog, but I did manage to get her to eat hamburger instead.
It was then that we saw the psychiatrist I mentioned earlier. He gave her some medicine but when it didn't work he actually handed me a bill for a thousand dollars and told me that she actually was what she was. Crackpot! More details on that later.
The next time we had sex I actually got into the howling. Man! It had become sooo sexy - so raw and animalistic. What better way to show your enthusiasm?
Afterwards I lay down to go to sleep but when I peeked to see what Luna was doing, she was licking her pussy clean. When did she get that flexible? It weirded me out, but what could I do about it?
The following weekend we had a party to go to. I'm not big on parties, never really fitting in, but I was looking forward to going and seeing all the neighbors - except for Vito Pasquale. If I ever had a nemesis it would be Vito.
He was one of those guys who always shook your hand too hard: just to see you wince. If you were walking past him in a hallway, rather than turn sideways he would bump his shoulder into yours. Basically a jerk.
Luna wore her slinky black dress and was looking really hot. She always makes me proud like that, I just hoped she didn't do anything too dog-like.
She did choose to wear a ribbon around her neck, like a choker. It was much better than her collar. And it had dog tags on it, but I doubt people would know to read anything into that.
The party was uneventful until it was time to leave. Luna and I were in the spare bedroom digging around on the bed for our coats when Vito came in.
He started looking for his coat too and just nudged me off to the side. Luna hugged me reassuringly from behind, but I also spied her hand reach over impulsively to squeeze his bicep.
I was so jealous that I shot her a nasty look. She just shrugged her shoulders, "He's the Alpha." As if that excused it.
Now I was even more upset. She'd said that out loud in front of Vito. "He is not! There is no Alpha!"
"Of course he is. Don't you see all the dominance displays?"
"But we're not dogs, baby. That's not it at all."
"I'll prove it to you honey. He can't help himself." Saying that, she pushed us each a few inches this way and that so he was behind me. Speaking to Vito, she told him, "Mount him Vito. It's all about hierarchy."