***Note that the following story is a work of semi-fiction, or maybe "inspired by a true story." Part is 100% true, and part is fantasy, and I leave it to the reader to determine which is which. Certain details have been tweaked to protect the "innocent." ***
Of all the ways to meet your neighbor... that particular way was not one of the best.
Not that it was really the new family's fault, exactly... well, let me explain.
My name is Will. I like to think I'm a good guy... I'm just over 30, happily married to an amazing woman. I really came into my own in college, growing into my looks and body. I stay pretty active, and I'm proud to say that I've managed to maintain a decent build. Overall I've got a look I'll call "laid-back rugged," with hair everywhere God intended a man to have hair. With no false humility, I can safely say that I catch my fair share of female attention. Of course, I love my wife, and I've thoroughly outgrown my bachelor days... but I still enjoy eye-candy, and having a girl give me a half-hidden ogle still puts an extra spring in my step, same as any guy.
My wife and I live in an older neighborhood in town; most of the homes were built in the 1930s - 1950s. Some have fallen on hard times; recently there's been a boom in developers buying out the shit houses, tearing them down and putting up a much larger new one with all the amenities. Fortunately, we've been able to stop outright "McMansions" from going up, but there has been some grumbling about these fancy new places "changing the neighborhood."
The house behind us, directly across the alley, was a shithole that everyone was glad to see go. Of course, the full-blown demolition and construction was a pain for us neighbors, but things mercifully went fairly quickly. On that fateful morning, I really hadn't even realized the house was done and ready for the new owners... which led to the problem.
I had returned home mid-morning, after realizing I had left behind a pair of critical files I needed to review. No prob, I live fairly close to work. So, I zipped in, grabbed the missing docs, and had just started giving my dog a good-bye scritch behind the ears...
...and then I heard it. And felt it. A low rumble. What the...?
It had stopped by the time I got to the window. I looked out and inwardly groaned... a moving truck had set up shop in the alley. Totally blocking my car in the garage.
I tried to get out there as fast as I could, but the efficient crew had already dropped the ramp and were in the process of unloading furniture by the time I got to the back door.
I would have been within my rights to raise hell and get them to move, but that isn't exactly my style. And in truth, much of what I had to do that day I could do from home. So, I called into work, explained the situation and said I'd be in later... most likely after lunch. It was all cool.
I set up at the computer, worked through email, and generally got done everything I needed to.
After lunch, I heard what appeared to be the sounds of packing up. Sure enough, the crew had closed up the truck and finally left. I quick gathered up my stuff and dashed outside, just in case they were only on a break. There was still a lot of stuff around, but the alley was clear. Out of curiosity, I popped my head around the corner into the neighbor's garage, to see what I could see...
...and nearly ran smack dab into a guy trying to lift a box onto a shelf over his head.
Whoa.
Jesus. I don't make a habit of checking out other men, but this guy fucking commanded attention... and in sizing him up, all of my weird insecurities about being a scrawny kid back in junior high came flooding back. It was like he was an extra who just walked off the set of "The 300," and I half-expected him to throw that box at me, bellowing "THIS IS SPARTA!!" He had stripped off his shirt, revealing a tight athletic frame with muscles that came from being active rather than working out. Adding to his look, he had a spray of hair across his chest and down his torso, which clearly kept running down below his waistband. Holding the box that way, he ended up giving me an equally full-on view of his hairy forearms and pits. Added to everything, he had built up some good, honest sweat from unloading... Christ, it was like the guy was radioactively
Male
.
Of course, me nearly running into him came as a shock. He sucked in a surprised breath, and nearly dropped the box he was carrying onto both our heads. Even in my dress shirt and tie, I had some slick moves, and was able to steady it as it teetered. Together, we wrestled the box safely to the ground.
I looked back up at him and started apologizing. "Sorry, man, I had no idea you were there! Shit. I'm sorry, I just.... Sorry."
"Oh no, man, it's all good," he responded. He was glowing with good cheer, despite the near-accident. "No harm done except to my pride. Just glad I didn't unexpectedly throw a box of power tools at you! I'm Nate, just moving in. Are you a neighbor?"
Now that my "fight-or-flight" response had died down, I could get a better look at him. The guy had a powerful, masculine face to match his physique. His face, like the rest of him, wasn't angled or sharp, but not really smooth either. He ran a fine line between being rugged and being boyish... although several days' worth of scruff across his jaw tipped the scale more to the lumberjack side of things.
"I'm Will. Nice to meet you!" We had an awkward exchange where we started reaching hands, but he suddenly pulled back and ran his hands roughly across the side of his shorts self-consciously to wipe them off. I smiled broadly. "Don't worry, no sense standing on ceremony." I grabbed his sweaty hand and shook it firmly. "Welcome to the block! My wife and I live right across the alley."
"Oh yeah," he said, with a broadening smile and growing animation. "We could see your yard when we were checking out the house. You guys have a fantastic patio! I'm totally jealous... you can see, our yard is still to come. I was also...." He paused, and his smile suddenly evaporated. "Oh wait... aww crap! Did our truck totally block you when they unloaded?"
I waved him off. "Everything's fine. I'm not usually home this time of day--especially in a tie, if I can ever help it! But everything worked out. I'm heading back to work now."
He still shook his head, and said, "Still, sorry. I try not to piss people off right way. God knows I'll do it soon enough, and I like to have a grace period." We both laughed.
A good-looking woman came around the corner. "Who you talking to babe?"
Nate perked up when he saw her. "Hey sweetie, just meeting our first neighbor! This is Will. Will, this is my wife, Shannon."
We chatted briefly. The pair had been married just over a year. They had met in college, and got married a few years later. When I asked what brought them here, Nate explained that he had just finished up a master's program and they were looking to settle down. Through hard work, determination, and a fair amount of luck, he just got a plum starting position in an impressive, local architecture firm... a firm so impressive that even I had heard of it. It was a sweet deal, especially as Shannon was born and raised around here, and her folks and sister's family still lived in the area. For her, at least, they were moving back home. Nate was starting from scratch in building a circle of friends, but looking forward to new possibilities, and a new chapter in life.
Then, Shannon added something that perked up my ears: "The big thing about Nate is that he's a complete baseball nut. Complete. He's freaking insane!"
"Hey now!" Nate whined.
She continued as if she hadn't heard him. "But we weren't in a major league town during school, and I think he's been dying inside. Now that we're settling down, I'm trying to convince him to come over and root for the home team."
Nate theatrically rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I promised I'd like her local team. The things guys do for love. Thing is, I know next to nothing about them. I've always been a National League kind of guy instead."
"Stop," I interjected. "You had me at 'baseball.' I'm the biggest fucking... sorry, 'scuse my French. I'm the biggest
freaking
baseball fan on the planet! My wife is no help in that regard, and most of the guys I hang out with are strictly football. They think that if a foul ball goes into the stands, you have to stop the game to find it. I'm counting down each of the 14 days until the season starts." I paused, and then offered tentatively, "Say... If you're interested, I'd be happy to help get you up to speed with our hometown heroes."
Nate brightened like a 7-year-old just promised ice cream. "Hey, man, that would be great! Hey Shan, maybe we could get the TV room set up and all watch the opener!"
Shannon sighed and gave a tight, indulgent smile. "Fine.
If
you get the TV room ready,
you
can watch the game with Will. Knock yourselves out; I'm sure I'll lift right out."
There was hearty laughter as Nate tried to assure his wife that she was the light of his life. I wished them luck in getting their house together and made my way back to work.