I have to piss but am afraid. I am afraid of what will happen if I take the last gulp from my beer, stand up and quietly walk past the assortment of Chantilly laced and leathered men to the restroom. Call me dull-witted, naΓ―ve or just distracted but, yes, here I sit in what appears to be a... a gay bar.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's my own fault. Perhaps I was a bit rude to the desk clerk as he spent nearly fifteen minutes checking me in and yes, after that it wasn't the best idea to ask him where I could find a good place to get a few beers. I just ignored the sly smile as he rubbed his finely kept beard and told me of Barry's Place. The slightly muffled laugh I heard as I headed for the revolving door s should have warned me.
Instead, I walked several blocks to the flashy neon beneath some artsy awning and, without paying much attention to the people, I found an empty table and sat down. It wasn't until I was halfway into my first beer that I began looking around. I noticed there were a lot of good looking guys, well dressed and well groomed, but what I didn't see were the sharp looking women with these guys.
It seemed odd, but I had to finish my first beer and order my second before I snapped. Okay, okay, I should have figured it out back when the hot pants and halter wearing waitress with a beard took my order for the first beer, but hey, I got the message.
Anyway, what do I do now? If I get up and head to the restroom I know exactly what will happen...
"Nice cock," he says, glancing down over the urinal screen. "Excuse me?" I reply. "I said, 'Nice cock.'"
Yes, that's what I figure he'll say. A code, I guess and unwittingly I'd fall right in...
"Thanks, you have a nice one too." I notice the smile that comes across his face as I speak, his soft lips curl upward as his eyes glance at my face and then back downward. Glancing down myself I notice his cock begin to move.