Hanging the Chimney Hook
All Rights Reserved © 2020, Rick Haydn Horst
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Chapter Twelve
My beautiful man had slept in my arms all night, half his brawny body lying atop mine. I had dug my fingers into his golden pelt, inhaled his masculine scent, and that worked its magic on me in my slumber. I had awakened in an excellent mood, and that morning I felt ready to take on whatever may come. I only joked that Max had become addicted to me because I think I had the addiction. His physicality, his levelheaded temperament, his loving embrace, and his desire for me felt almost beguiling.
Once up and about, we readied ourselves for our workout, and things were progressing until Edgerton approached me holding that damn newspaper, and that's when my wonderful morning turned to shit.
"What's the problem?" Max asked me as we climbed into the roadster. "So, everyone will know you have extraordinarily large hands, big deal..."
I had fumed over the gossip column of the daily paper since I read it. It had me in no mood for playing in the shower, and I ate breakfast in such a huff, it surprised me that I hadn't jammed the fork into my mouth. In route to update Winter about the case, the whole damn thing had me so upset, I found myself white-knuckling the steering wheel like a kid would the safety bar of a Coney Island roller coaster, but for an entirely different reason.
"Oh, Max...you know that 'large hands' is a euphemism."
"Yeah, so what specifically has you upset about it?" he asked. "And don't give me the surface stuff, all that's painfully clear. I want to know the thoughts you've kept to yourself the last couple of hours."
We had stopped at the traffic light near the Minotaur, and that gave me some time. "I just wanted to keep our business separate from my cock, that's all. I want people to take us seriously."
"Do you really think anyone would refuse to take you seriously as a private investigator because they know you're hung like a horse?"
"It happens."
"Meaning that it happened before."
"Yes."
"Well, so what if it happens again!"
"So what?"
"Yeah, so what! And I'm not being dismissive of how it made you feel. I don't know the circumstances behind your experiences with that, how it came to be, or how often it may have happened, but I know this...you can't control how others view you. How someone views you says far less about you than it says about them. And yes, that aphorism is old, but it remains true."
"You don't know what was said."
"It doesn't matter what they said. It obviously hurt you personally or perhaps even injured your business, and for that, I'm sorry, but none of that matters."
"So, I'm overreacting. Is that what you think?" The light turned green, and we continued.
"No, I don't think you're overreacting," he said. "I think you are reacting based on your previous life in the outside world. You've amazed me at how quickly you've begun to embrace life here, but you will have times, like this one, where your past life meets your present one, and rather than acting on current events, you'll react the way you did in the past. People have said this to you, again and again, this is Franklin. The people here are different, and it's a different world. We have yet to meet anyone who hasn't thought the best of you, so give them a chance to show you just how different they really are. And sure, we'll probably run across the odd asshole, but act when the fight comes to you, don't go looking for it, because with that attitude, I promise, you will find one."
I sat with an excessive grip on the wheel, thinking about what he said until we reached the pea gravel drive of the Thornbrier Mansion on Blueberry Lane. Once I switched off the engine, I turned to Max.
"Okay, I admit that I'm reacting based on previous experience, and that's turned the volume way up on how I'm feeling, so you're right. And I know this is Franklin; it's different."
"Good. I'm glad you can see all that."
"But that's not everything. I have this thing with reporters; it's like they enjoy pissing me off. And before you say it, yes, I've been showing my cock around the city a bit. So, I realize that people will know eventually; I'm not trying to hide myself or stop people from knowing at all, but that's different. I would rather people find out gradually, either directly from me or word of mouth, but his input into the gossip column spoke of our business and my cock practically in the same sentence. It has a similar equivalent to publicly outing me, and that's not okay. Right?"
"On that point, I agree, but you should talk it over with him in a reasonable manner. He hasn't disrupted your life to the degree that outing someone as gay might; it's not a strangling offense."
"I wouldn't have actually wrung his neck."
"I never believed you would, but your extreme anger was unnecessary because (if you look at it this way) apart from outing you, he actually did us a favor. He mentioned us and the business by name. What if he just wanted to help us, because he's not a bad guy, and he could think of no other way to get our new business some free attention? And this being Franklin, like everyone else, he had no notion that people knowing your size would be an issue."
That thought made me feel better about it. I smiled a little, reached for Max's hand and kissed it. "You're a beautiful human being, you know that?"
He cupped my cheek with his hand. "I know your detective mind tends toward suspicion, but for me, I try not to assume someone's malicious until it's clear they mean harm." He glanced at his phone. "We have three minutes; we should go."
I put my arm around my Golden Bear as we walked to the apartment door at the back of the mansion. "You know, our differing points of view could assist us. I see things you don't see, and you see things I don't see."
"I know I'm an asset," he said, "you need me. So, how much will we tell Winter? We can't tell her everything."
"Just follow my lead and watch a master at work."
"Right...," he said and rang the doorbell.
Winter answered the door with a smile, and we complimented her on the lacy white corset dress that she wore. She invited us in, and we all sat at the dining table.
"I would love to stay and chat," she said. Max pulled a chair out for her. "Thank you, Max, that's kind of you, but unnecessary."—she took the seat—"As I was saying, my dressmaker, Clara, needs me for a fitting at ten o'clock. I am so looking forward to Saturday night, Max. And Taylor the tailor, tells me that your suit is coming along flawlessly. He'll probably need a fitting this afternoon or tomorrow, so expect it."
"We'll make a note of that," he said, "but I thought you already had your dress."
"Oh no, the only thing I have of that dress are the sketches. So," she said, coming to the heart of our visit, "you have an update on the case. I have heard your involvement caused the police to change their tune on Tommy's death; that alone makes you worth whatever I end up paying you. Within me, I felt he hadn't killed himself...poor boy. Also, I heard another young man has died and that the police have James Malor in custody. Have they charged him?"
"You must keep what I tell you in the strictest of confidence," I said. "They're holding Malor on suspicion while they sift the evidence, but Max and I think he's innocent."
"So, if he's innocent, have I still invited a murderer to the party?"
"Possibly," I said.
"Well, not knowing is worse than thinking Malor did it. Should we just cancel or postpone it?"
"No, don't do that," I said. "We have leads in the case, and with luck, we could have this wrapped up by Friday."
"What leads do you have?" she asked.
"Well...I say 'we.' We're assisting the police, and as that portion of it is their case, I couldn't say without breaking their confidence."
"Very well. So, what plan have we, if by Saturday, you have yet to catch the killer? Because canceling parties at the final hour is terribly gauche."
"Give us until Friday. At that point, we'll reassess the options. That's the best we can do."
"I can do that," she said, "but I want to know if you haven't caught them, and the party continued as planned, could the guests attend in safety?"
"The deaths aren't random. I can't tell you how we know that, but they're connected. So, in my opinion, there's a good chance that the guests could attend safely, but naturally, I couldn't guarantee that."
She glanced at her watch. "I must go. Okay. For now, I will await your call on Friday."
Our conversation with Winter ended there, and we followed her out as she left for her appointment. Once she drove away, Max said, "So, that's how you tell someone something without actually telling them anything."
"I had to be cautious. I gave her the bare minimum of what I could tell her, and those parts have the greatest relevance to the reason she hired us. Note that I said that you and I believed Malor innocent, and I hadn't spoken for the police. This leaves the plan regarding Malor in place. She needed what I told her because the situation could force her to cancel or postpone the party, and I wouldn't want to spring that idea on her at the last minute."
"She might not forgive you for causing her to appear gauche," said Max.
"And we wouldn't want that now, would we?"
When I started the roadster, Max received a text message. "Ah-ha!" he said. "My former roommate informs me that the shipping company has made the pick-up of my personal items. The three boxes should reach us by Monday."
"Just three boxes?"
"He's sending my personal items only, nothing that I could replace here. And it's not like I owned tons of physical media; I streamed most things, and I brought all the rest with me." He indicated the phone in his hand.
Before we left the Minotaur for the day, Edgerton told us specifically that if he hadn't called us that we could consider it "no news" on the case, and he would personally ask Pecker who he had left in charge—rather than chance asking the office manager, and they would dig into that person's background. Before the gossip column incident that morning, we asked Albert if he would help us find some furniture, and Edgerton gave him a few hours before lunch to help us with it.