Hanging the Chimney Hook
All Rights Reserved © 2020, Rick Haydn Horst
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
CHAPTER THREE
Max proved himself a practical man. He noticed first that a double bed would never work for us. Two men that were my size at 200 pounds (much less if one had 40 pounds more muscle) would never fit comfortably on the double. Also, as he pointed out, we wouldn't remain in the apartment due to what he referred to as its "inadequate and diminutive nature." He had a way with words, and he was right. Fortunately, the landlord hadn't locked us into a lease, so we could trade up whenever we were ready. As that was the case, we purchased a king-sized bed and placed it on the floor. It hadn't mattered that it required the removal of the bedroom door or that the movers had to wrench it into the room; they got the job done. We could cope with wall-to-wall bed for a little while.
I hadn't slept in the same bed with a man since I slept with my father once as a child. And when it came to sex, for years, I had men and women chowing down on my Big Mac to get a belly full of my special sauce. However, the rarity of finding anyone willing to allow penetration, other than oral, had me not bothering to look anymore. On the occasions that opportunity arose, penetration had its difficulties, and that left me unsatisfied. I hadn't carried any thoughts that Max would consider anything else; he seemed so orally inclined and contented gobbling my knob. However, I hadn't realized what I had with Max.
Max had seen me naked repeatedly in the hospital, so he knew what to expect. I had not seen him, not even that first night when we swapped places in the bathroom for the nightly routine before bed. He wore the all-enveloping white terrycloth robe that he acquired from the Waldorf Astoria in New York.
As usual, I shaved my neck when I showered, but while standing at the sink brushing my teeth, I made a careful study of my face in the half-fogged mirror. My mind had yet to accept my appearance, and my name hadn't felt like mine either. I had no problem remembering it, but it sounded like someone else's. Then I got ahold of myself. I spit such notions down the sink drain along with the mouthwash and focused on the reality of it. I would reach a new normal, and I would be okay.
I couldn't sleep wearing clothing. I had picked up the habit from my father. I wanted to be just like him, so I followed his example when I discovered he slept naked. My mother disliked it, but my father insisted that she allow it. He said it was a man thing and that she wouldn't understand. Besides, like my father, I had developed early, and the usual underwear and pants made for males, whatever my age, always felt like a straitjacket on my junk. At nine years old, it embarrassed my mother to accompany me to the tailor the first time. I needed pants made for me because I had grown
too big for my britches
(as she politely put it). It never embarrassed my father; he showed me off with pride at the tailor that he'd gone to for years for the same reason.
I left the bathroom that evening in my birthday suit and turned the corner to enter the bed-filled room. I froze to find Max lying nude on his belly, facing away from me, and reading an article from the folded newspaper he brought from the diner. This pale skinned, muscular masterpiece had curly, golden blonde hair covering his entire body; it shimmered from the glow of the naked lightbulb that hung from the ceiling. The view gave me a slack-jawed sense of awe and an instant erection.
I took a deep breath. "Shit..." I whispered to myself.
He hadn't turned toward me; instead, he spoke casually in his deep baritone voice, "The college here has a baseball team. I like baseball."
"Do you? I'll carry my equipment everywhere; in case you want to play."
He turned to look at me. "Jeez." He smiled. "I have a hard time believing how big you get when you're erect."
I shrugged. "It's what my dad gave me."
"What caused this? Have you seen something you like?"
"With you? I like all that I see." I crawled onto the bed, and I touched his golden-fur-covered, concrete-like ass. He reached out to grasp my high, hard one.
"I've pleasured you for weeks," he said. "I could use a good fuck. Would you enjoy fucking me with this thing?"
"Are you serious? You want my bat in your ass?"
"Sure, why not?" he asked. "If you're afraid you'll hurt me, I regularly take toys nearly this size, but they could never feel half as good as you will. It won't be a problem."
I dropped onto the bed with my legs beneath me. "Wow! You're the proverbial gift that keeps on giving, aren't you? I would love to fuck you. Have you--you know--prepared for that?"
He got on his hands and knees; the globes of his ass faced me. "I'm clean as a whistle, pre-lubed and ready for you, buddy."
I stared at the astonishing ass before me, and the hunk attached to it. I couldn't help myself, and the next thing I knew, I had my tongue buried deep in the soft, hairless cleft between two golden blonde, fur-covered cannonballs.
"Yeah, meet your new friend." His groans rumbled deep in his chest. "You like that smooth hole? I had it lasered a few years ago for my convenience, and I am so glad I did." He laughed with a gruff timbre that I found incredibly sexy. "We will find lots of time for the two of you to get acquainted, but why not shove your man-rammer inside and try me on for size?"
I hadn't had much experience with fucking and never with a man. It invariably ended with complaints and no orgasm, but I felt so horny that, without hesitation, I bent over a bit and aimed my cockhead at his hole. Although it clung tightly to my shaft, it allowed me entrance, and by his sounds of pleasure, I hadn't hurt him, but I hadn't experienced anyone who could take me. So, out of fear, I stopped halfway and tentatively tried to fuck him, but he was having none of that.
"Don't tease me, Millstone," he said. "I'm not looking for a poke. I won't be happy until you bang me with the whole thing as hard as you can, breeding me repeatedly, and our nuts collide for at least an hour."
"Really?" I couldn't believe it.
He looked over his shoulder. "I imagine this is new for you, but I invite you to take that bat of yours and discover that, unlike the others who couldn't take a bunt, you're welcome to knock me out of the fucking park."
So, I grasped his hips, and with one forceful shove, slid my cock into his lube-slickened chute until I had fully seated myself deep inside him, causing him to arch his spine and throw his head back.
"Goddamn! You're fucking huge!" He tried taking a few breaths. "Oh," he said, sounding a bit breathless. "I feel so full."
"Are you okay?"
"Fuck yeah! I love it!"
"You do?"
"Oh yeah. You are so deep." He paused for a moment to breathe. "Let's go, Millstone, fuck the hell out of me."
I hauled my meat from his ass to the head, and I made a test slam. He growled like a blonde bear, saying, "Fuck yeah." So, I began fucking him as hard as I could, long-stroking him. I loved the feel of his warm, butter-like hole, stretched tight over my thick dong. I never knew that fucking full throttle could feel so good or that I would have that much fun. After about twenty minutes, I flipped him over, rotating his body around my skewering cock. I got a look at the dense, golden fur down his front, his junk on full display. Like his ass, he had lasered the hair off his stiff dick, and his big, equally hairless balls had drawn tight in their sack. I placed his legs over my shoulders and began a long pile-driving effort to pound him into our new mattress.
After about thirty minutes, he could do nothing but breathe and convulse as he had one anal orgasm after another, spewing cum all over himself without touching his cock.
When the last one ended, I asked him, "You like my fuck?" I began grinding my meat into him.
He nodded with an adorable simple smile on his face.
"I'm stretching this hole of yours."
"Just for you?" he asked.
I nodded. "Just for me."
"It's yours."
"How do you like to fuck best?" I asked.
He replied, "Often."
I laughed and bent down so we could kiss. For someone Max's size, his body remained flexible. "Time to breed you."
My golden blonde bear stared into my eyes as I fucked him hard. As he began to shudder, he aimed his cock at his face and came right down his own throat. I couldn't hold back, watching this gorgeous hunk drink his own jizz, and my nuts turned inside out, breeding him for the first time. I came with my body jerking with every shot. We had both exhausted ourselves and fell sideways onto the bed. Leaving himself covered in cum, he kept my meat inside him and rotated his body around. I lay behind him, spooning him with myself fully planted inside him, using his body like a cock cozy, keeping it warm. He wouldn't let me go, and I felt too tired to get up.
"What about the light?" I asked.
"No problem." He clapped his hands twice, the light went out, and we lay in darkness.
"You want me to fall in love with you, don't you?"
He said nothing but pulled my arm over him. I slickened my hand in the cum from his chest as I dug my fingers into his fur, and we slept that way through the night.
We had three scrambled eggs at breakfast with an added cup of egg whites, spinach, tomatoes, oatmeal, and coffee. As we ate, a knock came upon our door. Sawyer had overnighted a package to me by a special courier. I signed for the thin cardboard box, and before I opened it, I returned to the barstool at the kitchen counter where my food was turning cold.
"He certainly is reliable, isn't he?" asked Max.
"Sawyer's a good man."
It contained all my photo identification and more. The thin box held a manila envelope with my driver's license, passport, my state license to conceal-carry a gun, and my state detective license, which meant I could legally work as a detective again. I put the necessary licenses into my wallet, the rest back into the envelope, and finished breakfast.
We had another visitor during clean-up, but when I glanced through the peephole, I hadn't known the man, and we no longer expected a delivery.
I asked, "Who is it?"
"It's Albert," he said, "your first cousin, once removed."