18+ Adults Only
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I had recently purchased a new sports sedan. I really wasn't at the point of ownership where I felt comfortable just letting anyone have access to my car. So rather than go to one of those detail places I set out in search of a "do it yourself" spray and go where you could just use quarters for time with the hoses and brushes.
The first place I drove past seemed older and half of the stalls seemed out of order. The second was in better working shape but there were gang tags sprayed in most of the stalls and that's just frankly not my scene so I pressed on.
I was on the verge of giving up when I saw a brightly colored Wash N Go. The sign read, "Max's Wash" with the tag line, "Good things come from Pressurized Hoses."
Wait, what? Had I read that right? I enjoyed the double entendre while I pulled off the road and into the lot. There were 8 separate stalls with a change machine in the middle. Most of the stalls were full but the last two at the end were open. I pulled forward and into the final stall closest to the wooded area at the back of the lot.
I noticed as I pulled in how all the other cars were nice, new or late model. I also noticed that every stall had at least one and sometimes three of four good looking guys working on the cars. In fact they were all rally good looking guys. On top of that, I didn't recall seeing any women at all. I didn't see old ones, young ones, middle aged or something in between.
Then It dawned on me. Oh I know where I am. I was on the edge of a hip young community that was very popular with the gay community in my city. I am such an idiot.
Ok hot guys washing cars. Gay neighborhood. Got it.
Not that I judge mind you. While not gay, I had experimented in my younger days and had at least seen and fooled around with another cock before. Nothing too serious mind you just goofing around.
I got out of the car and realized I needed change. It was a pretty hot day. And I was glad to be wearing some loose fitting short and open toed teva sandals that matched my beige cargo shorts. I was sporting an ACDC "Dirty Deeds" T shirt and suddenly realized the implication of "message" given the present surroundings. What was I going to do? Go topless? I was pretty sure that wouldn't help the message either.
I walked past the 7th stall on my way to the change machine and noticed a muscular guy who was shirtless getting out of a large black pick up truck. He nodded as I passed by.
I waited in line for the change machine and watched as a group of guys had gotten a "hose fight" going between stalls 3 and 4 on the left. They seemed to be having a good time spraying each other down and throwing both sponges and a far amount of suds.
Honestly it was probably the gayest thing I had ever seen including some gay porn.
I smiled and laughed a bit to my self as I got my turn and change and headed back to my stall and car.
As I walked past stall 7 I half crashed into the muscular tanned guy (Buddy as I later found out) who was now heading toward the change machine. He knocked most of my quarters onto the ground.
"Oh Hey. Sorry," Buddy Lamented.
"No no, it was my fault I should have been paying more attention."
"You musta caught this weeks hose and sponge fight with Jake and his friends."
"They do that every week?" I asked trying to keep the conversation polite but short.
"Seems like most weeks, yeah."
I bent down to start collecting my quarters. Some were close but others had drifted further away. I started hunting and pecking like a chicken looking for food on the ground. I turned my back to Buddy and squatted down and back up; up and back down several times as I gathered my change.
Buddy observed my ass as he set about collecting the balance of my change that drifted more toward his stall.
"Hot day isn't it?'
"What?" I yelled back over the roar of the air compressors and hoses being used on the cars.
"Hot day," He repeated. "Good day to go topless or ever bottomless at the car wash."
I turned around to make sure Buddy still had his shorts on. He did.
"Wait, so..." I paused as Buddy handed me the rest of my quarters he collected.
"You are 'topless', but we're both wearing shorts?Neither of us is bottomless."
"Well not yet at least," Buddy smiled and I blushed.
"But I can see, if you don't mind my saying, that I can see you are going commando
beneath those baggy shorts."
He was right. I was. It was hot.
"You're right. I am. It's hot." So there.
"Like I said," smiled Buddy," Not yet anyway."
"Name's Buddy. And you are?"
Buddy stretched out a hand and offered a firm manly handshake.
"Jack," I replied.
"Just Jack?" Buddy pressed.
"Just Jack, at least for now."
Buddy nodded.