I had just turned 19 when a new marijuana dispensary opened in town, so I went to check it out. Outside I noticed a car I've never seen before. The white 2000s-era sedan was covered in stickers, showing the logos of automotive companies, weed paraphernalia brands and whatever else. I entered the building and went to the front where the budtender was waiting, his hands braced on the counter.
He was quite stereotypical of an older stoner dude-- definitely the owner of the rather conspicuous car outside. A big Caucasian guy, tall and wide, overweight. Visible tattoos on his hands and arms. His long blonde hair in a ponytail worked only because he rocked it with a greying moustache and goatee. He must have been around 45 but I could tell he looked older than his age. His swarthy, pockmarked face only added to his masculine appeal. Whoever ordered the company shirts forgot about this guy, because his black tee was bulging at all seams. His biceps were big, and his exposed neck too. 100% Canadian redneck, or hillbilly, if you will. His eyebrows lifted at he waited for me to recite my order.
"Hey, can I get 3.5 gs of flower? Just pick whatever you like. A sativa. Looking for about $10 a g."
"Okay, sure." He put a plastic jar into a paper bag and stapled it. His hands were big and his arms freckled, rich with blonde hair glinting in the light. Fur curled on his knuckles and grew thickly around his wrists. I was in love.
He thanked me for the order after I cashed out. "Anything else I can do for ya?" His voice was deep with a Canadian drawl.
Without hesitation I said, "Are you married?"
His face did belay a slight smile. He showed the silver band on his finger. "Yep. Got a little boy and a girl."
Too bad. "All right, thanks a lot man. Bye."
Another time when I purchased weed he poked his head out of the Employees Only section. He took in the situation, noticed me and waved shortly, before disappearing again. One time upon receiving my 'pick whatever you like' order, I noticed he had chosen for me Papa's Herb— seemed playful.
One evening when he walked out the back door of the dispensary I was waiting for him outside. He looked surprised to see me but again showed a slight smile. "Hey." He locked the rear door of the business and deposited the key into his jean pocket.
"Hey man," I said. "What's your name?"
"Bram."
"I'm David, nice to meet you."
He nodded but didn't say anything, reaching into his winter jacket pocket for his cigarettes. A man of few words apparently. He leaned against the brick wall. The smoking area was lit by a single fixture, completely fenced in with a gate. An empty ground coffee tin functioning as an ashtray sat atop a picnic table. I imagined a designated smoking spot might be important for this type of business.
"Man, you are so handsome... I hope somebody tells you that."
Again he nodded, his words considered, coming out late. "Thank you." He demeanour was so amicable and Dad-like.
He had produced a joint instead-- probably some good shit. He held the Bic lighter up to the j and expertly lit it with one hand. He took short puffs, ensuring it was burning evenly.
He still seemed jovial enough so I went for it. "I would love to blow you right now. If not, I'll go."
His eyes widened at me as he processed this, looking incredulous, holding his joint. There was not a response this time, so after a beat I boldly walked over and dropped to my knees before him, on the cold concrete. HIs winter jacket was open, revealing that too-tight company tee stretched over his muscle gut.
Finally he looked down at me, before nodding and placing the joint in his mouth. He undid his jeans-- no belt-- and pulled down the zipper, spreading the pants open. With the thumb of one hand he hooked his boxers down and with his other pulled his junk over the loose elastic band. There in front of my face was the object of my desire. This was the equipment he used to successfully inseminate his wife— at least twice. To my surprise, his meat was uncircumcised, which had not been in fashion when and where he was born. He must have really been poor, perhaps growing up on a farm. Visions of him driving field cars and duck hunting were swimming in my mind. His penis was relatively wide, the length average, cockhead visible through his slightly drooping foreskin. It hung naturally forward, held upward by some big nuts. Brad had big stones suited for a man of his stature.