Recently I was browsing aimlessly through an outdoor flea market where the general public was trying to get rid of their old china, clothes, lamps, and assorted junk. Most of the tables were piled mile high and I didn't feel like rummaging through any of the stale, dusty crap.
One thing did, however, catch my eye. Discreetly placed behind one of the tables was a marble phallus. A magnificent fifty centimeter stiff cut cock, ten centimeters in diameter sculpted out of calacatta marble, white with hints of gray veins in the stone. It was not polished slick, just smooth. The cock rested on the base of the sculpture that was a realistic ball sac containing two huge nads. The sculptor had also included some veins in the cock shaft which added to its realism. Damn, I got a chubby just looking at it.
The seller was a portly, hairy bear about fifty five years old, six foot, two hundred twenty pounds with a nice bushy beard. He caught my fancy as well as the sculpture. I asked him what he wanted for the sculpture.
"Sculpture?" he asked and looked bewildered.
"Yea, the sculpture behind the table," I responded.
"Oh", he glanced down and chuckled heartily, "sculpture is a rather euphemistic term."
I asked him why he wanted to sell it. He said that he had recently moved in with his new girlfriend and that type of "art" didn't really fit her decor. He laughed and he wasn't sorry to get rid of it because he didn't really need it standing around to point out the comparison to his own equipment.
He asked me why I was interested in it. I told him with a smile that I thought it would make a great paper weight for my desk. I inquired about the price and he told me he would sell it for fifty Euros. I told him that was a little steep, but he defended the price saying it was only a little over a Euro/centimeter, not counting the value of the glorious "base" of the "sculpture". I haggled a little and got the price down and we made the deal.
I leaned down to pick the phallus up to take it home. Just feeling the cool, thick marble cock in my hand was a turn on and I was suddenly lost in the experience. My hand was slowly stroking up and down the length of the phallus and my cock and hole were twitching. The seller chuckled and softly said, "This is a family market sir, I think you should at least get it to the car before you get off on it".
I asked him if there was any reason why it should be sanitized before taking it into my house. He chuckled again and responded...."let the buyer beware,"...then seriously said "I can assure you that none of my ass juice has ever been on it," and boxed it up for me.
I unboxed the phallus in the car and set it on the passenger seat. Damn, it made me horny just to look at it. Driving home, I couldn't keep myself from stroking the sculpture and rubbing my crotch. Again, I was totally lost in the experience and not paying any attention to my surroundings. I stopped at a red light and looked at the sculpture and stroked it lovingly. The driver's tinted window of a black pickup truck next to my passenger side suddenly rolled down and the driver gave me a big smile and a thumbs up sign. My first reaction was to be embarrassed, then I decided to go for it, I stroked the cock, leaned back in my seat and said "Aaahhhh!"
The driver started laughing and said "Nice cock you got there, does it shoot lava!"