Magic Dick
My best friend and I were sitting around one afternoon and talk turned to our sexual exploits. I have always been fascinated by the fact that he seems to always get a girl to sleep with him while my success rate is way below his. He's not ugly or unattractive in any way but his success rate is way above his appearance.
"How do you do it? How do you get all those women to go to bed with you?"
"I have a magic dick" he said with a straight face.
"No fucking way dude! Your dick is not magical."
"I don't care what you believe but I'm telling you it's true. Whenever I show my erect cock to someone they are helplessly under my power until I cum or I put it away."
"OK, I'll bite. How does that work? How do you get them to see your dick?"
"Well, that's the first hurdle, as you can imagine. Over the last couple years I have worked out many ways to trick someone into at least letting me show them. The real trick however is that it has to be hard for the magic to work."
"So, nothing happens if it isn't hard?"
"Nope, it's just a regular dick at that point."
"So, if a chick sees your dick soft nothing happens but if it's hard she falls under your spell. Do I have that right?"
"Well mostly, but I never said it only works with chicks."
"What you're gay man??!!
"No, I just let guys suck on my tool once in a while. Hey, a mouth's a mouth right?"
"Let's get back to how this works with girls. If the trick is for them to see it hard, how do make that happen?"
"Usually if I can get them talking about sex, I run out the magic dick comment and the rest is history. She reacts like you did, with the 'No way" attitude and she asks me to take it out. It's not usually hard at that point so she says 'I knew it. Total bullshit'". So when I tell it only works when it's hard sometimes she'll laugh but most times she reaches out and grabs it and starts to pump it to get me hard. After that, she's mine"."
"Man, this is so hard to believe. I mean, if it's true you have a real superpower. Otherwise your superpower is making up tall tales."
"I don't know how to convince you that it's totally true. The interesting part is after I cum the spell is broken and the person can't believe what they just did."
"this is sounding more and more unbelievable."
You know Rebecca Martin? She was one of my victims."
"Rebecca? But I thought she hates you man.?
"She does. We were sitting together at Molly's party a few weeks ago off in a corner. She was complaining about all the guys that just want to get in her pants and don't want to even get to know her. We talked for hours and she felt more and more comfortable with me. Eventually we got around to talking about sex and I blurted out my 'power'. Of course, she didn't believe me and I told her there was only one way to prove it. She said 'bullshit' and reached over and grabbed my dick through my pants. 'I knew it, you're not even hard I don't believe that this thing is magic.' I started to grow and she unzipped me and pulled it out of my pants. It wasn't fully hard yet so she sat back and said, 'I knew it! I'm staring at it and nothing is happening. You are so full of shit.' I just told her to keep playing with it. A moment later it reached full hardness and her expression changed. Her eyes glazed over and her mouth fell open. I pointed at my dick and before you know it, she dove down on my cock and swallowed it whole. She was so focused on giving me a blowjob that she even ignored the fact that we were in a room where other people could see us. I told her to stop so we could go somewhere private and she just looked up at me and said, 'I don't know why and I don't care. I need to get your cum.' After a couple minutes I told her I was about to cum and she doubled her efforts and kept pumping her head on my cock until I came and filled her mouth to overflowing. As soon as she swallowed it all, her eyes went back to normal and she sat up and slapped me. 'You son of a bitch! Why did you make me suck your dick??!!' I insisted that she did that all on her own. She stormed out and hasn't spoken to me since."
"Some girls react like that and some climb on top of me begging to be fucked. Either way it's pretty cool. They always remember everything that happened but the after-reactions vary. Some are pissed, some are captivated with the effect it had on them, one felt so strongly that she wanted to feel like that again, but she left because I couldn't get hard quickly enough. Some keep coming back for more and some can't handle it and I never see them again."
"OK, so how does it work with guys?"
