Author's Note: Nothing philosophically deep here; merely a self-contained bit of 'homobearotic' smut that fans of the genre, both male and female, can hopefully use to incite a little masturbatory bliss. I hope it does the trick. Enjoy!
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He fairly waddled over to my table. As usual, I was sitting by myself. Men my size tend to intimidate most people, I guess.
I wondered if he was in the bar legally since he didn't look a day older than eighteen. He offered me a pudgy little lily-white hand in greeting. I took it and gave it a firm shake. He shivered at my touch.
"I'm Lyle," he said in a voice that sounded as under-aged as he looked.
"Harvey," I responded, "But my friends call me Harv. Care to join me, Lyle?"
"Love to...Harv!" he happily accepted.
Lyle pulled a chair out and seated himself. He then set some kind of fruity mixed drink down in front of him and uneasily leaned forward to sip from the straw that stuck out the top as he watched me take a tug off my double bourbon.
I don't usually go for the young ones. However, there was something about him I was instantly drawn to. For having such a 'baby face', he was strikingly handsome.
"What are you drinking?" he asked.
"Bourbon."
"Straight? No ice or water even?"
"It's called 'neat'...a double bourbon, neat," I explained, "What about you?"
"It's called a tropical sunset...rum, I think."
"Maybe a bit of vodka, too...if they mixed it right," I informed him, "Please don't be offended but...are you old enough to be drinking that...in here, I mean?"
Lyle blushed and then smiled; not a single crinkle in the flawless, hairless skin that covered his round, cherubic face appeared.
"Oh, yes sir! The bartender carded me and everything."
I smiled and nodded.
"I'm finally twenty-one today!" he boasted.
I raised my glass for a toast and he touched his to it. While I hooked down the last of what was in mine, I heard his straw gurgle as he polished off his. I set my empty down.
"Happy birthday, then," I acknowledged and pointed at his empty glass, "Another?"
"Yes sir!" he replied, sporting an irrepressible grin.
I went to the bar and bought us another round. When I returned he pushed our empty glasses out of our way to make room for the fresh drinks.
"So what brings you to The Chuck Wagon?" I asked as I sat.
"I've been dying to get in this place almost since I first got here to start college."
"Why?"
He squirmed a little in his seat and then finally lifted his eyes to mine as he nervously said, "Once I got here and came out, I heard a lot of the other gay kids making fun of it. They said it was full of fat, hairy, old men who couldn't find their dicks with tweezers and a mirror."
I made a pained expression at the tired and typically inaccurate stereotype.
"And?"
"And...it just gave me hard-on. You see, I...I've always loved...daddy bears," he cautiously confessed.
"Is that so?"
"Oh, yeah!" he enthused, lighting up at my non-judgmental reaction, "Nothing gets me harder than a hairy man with a big, handsome, dad belly!"
I sensed there was more to his allusion to those two particular traits than merely a casual confession.
"So has the place lived up to your expectations?"
"It has now!" he declared, "I haven't been able to take my eyes off you since you walked in!"
I was right, not to mention flattered.
"Oh?"
"For sure! You must be the daddy-est bear I've ever seen!"
"Well, thank you."
"You're welcome. Can I feel your beard? It's so handsome!"
"Of course."
Lyle reached out and began gently stroking my medium length, salt and pepper beard with the palm of his hand.
"So full and soft," he sighed.
He lifted his hand to the top of my head and rubbed it for a few seconds.
"I love the way you're balding too...VERY 'daddy'!"
He then turned his attention to my beefy midsection, "Can I feel your belly?"
I turned my chair out to give him access. Lyle cupped his hand to my beard again and then slid it down over my chest until it came to rest on the top of my rounded paunch. He slowly ran it over its pronounced convexity.
"Nothing soft about this...feels like a boulder!"
He caught sight of the bulge in the left leg of my khaki trousers and looked up at me, as if asking permission to proceed. He was incredibly cute. I was pretty sure he was ready to pull his pants down and bend over the table for me right then and there. I nodded.
His hand slowly found its way down between my thighs. He gasped at its heft as he hesitantly cupped it.
"Oh my GOD! No need for tweezers or a mirror to find this I'm guessing," he tittered as his fingers nimbly sorted out cock from balls.
I laughed.
"Not that I ever recall anyway."
Seeing how turned on he was to me, I mischievously laid a hand on top of his and pressed it to my package more firmly. I began erecting from the pressure.
"It's getting hard!" he excitedly reported, cautiously scanning the bar to see if anyone noticed his groping.
"It tends to do that whenever a handsome fellow like you touches it," I said with a grin.
Lyle nervously laughed and slipped his hand out from under mine, immediately grabbing his drink for another sip. I wondered if I might've gone a bit too far in giving him that little birthday thrill, but he stayed put. So, I stayed turned out and, sure enough, he sneaked another couple of peeks at it.
"How big is it?" he inquired in a near whisper.
"If you're asking for a measurement...I've never bothered. Let's just say I've never wanted for more."
He lifted an eyebrow at my coy response and flashed me a winning smile. We finished the round I'd bought us.
"If I'm not bugging you, can I get us another?" he asked.
"You're not bugging me in the least, and you surely may," I said, pushing our empties over next to the first round.
"Be right back!" he excitedly announced as he rose to his feet, "Double bourbon...what's that other word?"
"Neat," I reminded him.
"Right! Neat!" he enthused and then started off to the bar.
Lyle was smartly but casually dressed; a freshly pressed sport shirt neatly tucked into a pair of form fitting jeans with no belt that left little to the imagination. I figured him for about half a foot shorter than my six feet in height and his portly build filled out his stylish duds handsomely.
He was definitely a classic 'chubby boy', but not in that pear-shaped way. His shoulders were on the thick side and just enough wider than the rolling haunches my eyes were glued to as he walked away to give him a masculine carriage.
My stare was interrupted by the clinking of glass as the owner of the joint suddenly showed up to bus our table of our empties. We got on well.
"Never seen you sample the chicken before," he good-naturedly teased.
"You're serving him drinks, Ben, so I assume he's legal," I shot back with a grin, "Besides, life is a banquet..."
"And most poor suckers are starving," he finished the quote for me, "I know. I've seen 'Auntie Mame' too, ya tired ol' thang."
We laughed and, when he finished wiping off the table, he slung the rag over his shoulder. He gave my belly a friendly pat.
"One thing nobody could ever accuse you of is starving, Harv!" he said with a wink and moved on.
I turned my gaze back to Lyle just as he wheeled around and started making his way back to our table. I spied his pudgy left hand wrapped around his slender drink glass. It was still boyishly dimpled at the knuckles.
The glass was a little taller and thicker than my cock at full erection, but not by much. I couldn't help imagining how his hand would look around that instead.
When he got back to the table he set my drink in front of me and sat. He raised his glass in another toast.
"To turning twenty-one!" he declared.
"Hear! Hear!" I said as I clinked mine against it.
We each took a sip and then our eyes met. He was beginning to look more than a little hot under the collar. I figured he was starting to get a bit tipsy at that point with him being a novice drinker.
"Mind if I ask how old you are?" Lyle inquired.
"Not a bit, forty-three."
"Wow!" he said with a lusty grin, "You really are old enough to be my daddy!"
"I suppose I am," I said, amused and maybe a little enchanted by his forwardness.
This boy was hungry for an encounter with a 'daddy bear'. The drought I'd been experiencing had gone on long enough that I wasn't beyond flaunting my imposing size and hirsuteness for a chance at the charming little chub.
He sat in silence for a minute, just eyeing me over with a definite lusty leer. I was obviously pulling his triggers.
"Have you ever fucked a woman?" he boldly asked.
"Back when I was your age."
He lit up at that tidbit of information.
I continued, "I had this cockeyed notion back then that if I could just stick my dick in a woman's pussy then I'd suddenly 'get it' and have my great heterosexual awakening. You?"
"Nope. I've really never even thought about sticking my dick in anybody's anything. I'm not sure why but, from the first time I ever set eyes on a daddy bear, it seems like all I've ever thought about was giving you guys someplace to stick yours."