Lost Bet part 5: Angel's Den
Am I cursed? I thought to myself as I escaped the game room I just had sex in. It had dawned on me that this was the second time in about as many months that my sexual exploits were intruded upon...and by the same person, my boyfriend's father. Given all of this evidence it is the obvious notion that I was cursed at some point in my life, right? At any rate, I went down the staircase and gathered up my clothes. I could still feel Greg's warm spunk inside me by the time I was fully dressed and the reminder of what I had just done arrested me. I JUST CHEATED ON LEO! Shit, what was I thinking, how did I get swept up in all this?
"Darren," Leo's dad's voice shocked me out of my spiral.
"Yes, Mr. Johnson?" I asked trying to seem as innocent as I could for someone who had been caught red handed. Or in this case balls deep with my boyfriend's soon to be brother in law.
"Please, Darren, no matter what call me Roy." He corrected, "I believe you should go home, I need to have a conversation with my son-in-law."
Mr. Johnson sounded so calm yet stern I was both understanding and terrified, but he couldn't be THAT mad could he. Let me explain, I have a very good rapport with Roy, I am a good student who has a job and am close with my family, I don't drink or smoke, or curse out loud, all around textbook definition of goody-two-shoes. Because of this I find that most parents like me and want their child to be more like me, the child however knows the other half of me and they just laugh at their parent's obliviousness. My point being that I have only seen the happy, proud, "wish you were my son" look from Mr. Johnson. I couldn't even imagine him truly angry.
All the worrying about Leo's father finally got me back to thinking about Leo and the shame spiral I was falling, I was about to start calling myself a slut. I was just pulling out of his driveway when I decided to text him.
"Hey where are you?" I started.
"At home," He sent back, "Wanna come over in 15?"
I looked back to see if Leo was pulling into the driveway, but no he just lied to me.
The next month I was telling my ex-girlfriend, now best friend, Chelsea about the situation and how I had not heard from Leo at all since he lied to me, she was very fair in her judgement.
"Kill the boy." She stated when I was done explaining the story.
"Good plan, did you also come up with eye for an eye?" I replied.
"Hey you cheat on my boy, then ghost him for a month, you need to go down."
"I was cheating on him, plus we don't fully know if he cheated."
"Haven't you seen any day time television, whenever you don't know where the other person is and they start lying to you, they're cheating."
"I don't watch daytime TV."
"Oh, yeah I forgot you are a new gay."
"Insane stereotype aside, I hear your point, but should I confront Leo about this or just wait for him to bring it up."
"Get in his face, waiting hasn't gotten you anything yet, you go over to his house and let him know you know about everything he's been doing and who he's been doing it with then dump his ass so we can Will and Grace through life, how does that sound?"
"Sounds divine as long as I can be Jack, he had more sex."
"But Will had hotter boyfriends."
"TouchΓ©, but seriously do you think I should provoke Leo."
"And dump him, I just feel like he wouldn't had lied if he didn't have something big to keep from you. You, Leo, Jo, Grace, and I have been friends for a while and as far as I know we have never kept anything from each other."
"I love him Chels."
"How about this text him, say that you know he lied to you about where he was last month, and you need to talk. Then when you are together, tell him about Greg, yell at him about his technological inactivity, then let the chips fall where they may."
So, I texted Leo exactly what Chelsea said, then 5 minutes went by, then 20 minutes, then an hour.
"Well what the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime Chels!" I yelled at Chelsea over the phone, she had only left 15 minutes ago, but I was anxious now.
"I don't know Dare, I would have thought that Leo would have texted you by now since you haven't texted in so long. But now to ignore you he is really fucking up, isn't he?"
"Now is not the time for your commentary, now is the time for assistance, I need to get my mind off the fact that that little shithead cheated on me, then lied about it, and then ignored me, FOR A MONTH, because of it!"
"Now can we kill him?"
"If you keep suggesting that, I'm gonna start getting worried."
"Fine then, Angel's Den?"
"What, are you having a stroke?"
"No, it's the gay bar uptown, you should go."
I had never been to a gay club in my life the suggestion sounded wired but at this point I was willing to try anything to get my head out of my phone.
When I got to the club it was 9:50pm, I know this because once I stepped in the announcer proclaimed that in ten minutes would be the ten at ten promotion.
"What is ten at ten?" I asked a blonde twink who was the only other person alone in the whole bar.
"Ten men at ten pm," he answered, "it's a monthly promotion we have here. Ten volunteers are chosen from the crowd, then those ten have 60 seconds to get themselves as big as they can, the two with the biggest hard cocks have the choice of double teaming Bottom Boy Barry, or they can oil wrestle and the winner of that gets Barry all to themselves." He spoke in a British accent but I was not expecting the words that came out of his mouth.
"That is borderline sick, everyone is okay with this, who is this Barry are we sure he wants this, and this happens every month?
"Wow, so many questions, this must be your first time."
"And here I was trying to be subtle."
He laughed, "Funny, yes this is quite a crude gathering however every month it draws in hordes of rough fucking, tops looking to get with the bottom of the night. Tonight, just happens to be Bottom Boy Barry's lucky evening. Bottom Boy Barry is tonight's premier dancer, he is said to be the best power bottom ever. Gives head like a Dyson, holds the record for fastest blowjob, and he has the biggest ass in the whole city according to last months "Buns and Guns" promotion."
"I don't even what to know what that was."
"A simple ass and bicep measuring contest," He explained "Although Barry did blow the runner up afterward, however that was less obligatory and more of a courtesy."
"You seem to have heard a lot about this Barry guy."
"Yes, well I can let you in on a secret about Bottom Boy Barry, he's incredibly elusive for someone who has sex on stage with strangers, one other thing, he's sitting here right now and currently talking himself up to you."
"Explaining that you are going to be fucked in about 15 minutes is talking yourself up to me?"
"My talents stretch far beyond being Bottom Boy Barry, plus I want you to know the basics of myself until we can find some time to dive deeper."
I laughed then stopped when I realized I was the only one laughing "Wait are you really flirting with me?"
"I don't think I've ever been asked that, then again her I am trying to be subtle."