When I answered the phone on December 1st it was my friend Dave asking "Hey, Kurt, don't you have a birthday coming up soon?"
"I sure do Dave. I'll be 24 just a week before Christmas."
"Well Kurt, the reason I'm calling is that I've got a birthday treat in mind for you."
"Oh yeah? -- What are you thinking?"
"Well, my remodeling business is going real well right now," Dave said. "Some good clients who are paying me some good money. However, I do need to take a day off now and then. Soooo . . I think we should plan a day trip to Sun Valley. My treat for your birthday. I'll spring for the lift tickets, and a nice dinner after skiing. We'd better go in your rig though, as my tires aren't too good."
"Sounds like a good deal to me Dave. What date do you have in mind?"
"How about December 18th? If I plan it now, I'll be able to keep that day totally clear."
"I think that'll work for me, Dave. The 18th it is, and thanks! I'm looking forward to it."
Early the morning of December 18th, we loaded up and took off on the 3-hour drive, headed for the world famous ski slopes of Sun Valley, Idaho. Dave and I enjoyed a great day of skiing, and then dinner and drinks at a trendy bar and grill. As we were about to leave Sun Valley, Dave spotted a tobacco shop, and said "Let's get a couple of good cigars to enjoy on the drive home."
As we drove along enjoying our stogies, I felt relaxed, but Dave seemed a bit nervous. Finally, he cleared his throat and asked: "Are you enjoying your birthday treat, Kurt?"
"You bet! It's been a great day! Thanks for everything, Dave."
"Well, Kurt," Dave said. "I have one more treat for you in mind."
"Oh yeah? I can't imagine anything more we could do, unless maybe you have some naked babe ready to jump out of a giant cake or something lined up for me!"
"Well," Dave said somewhat hesitantly, "I was thinking more along the lines that, um, maybe you'd uh, like a blow-job . . ."
"I'm always up for a blow-job, Dave. What guy isn't? I'm curious though, where are you going to conjure up some horny, willing female out here in the middle of nowhere?"
"Well, uh, Kurt, I sort of thought, um, I'd do it myself. If you, uh, just find a secluded place to pull off this road, there's not much traffic . . . I think if I squat down on the side of the car away from the road, anyone driving by will just see you and assume 'There's a guy taking a piss' and won't bother us."