"Kevin!"
Kevin's mom yelled at the top of her lungs.
"What???"
Kevin yelled back. Kevin was 20 years old, just out of high school, and very lazy. And moreover so, it was a warm, hot, sunny day, and like all young energetic young men, he had decided to take the whole summer off, just lazing around, doing nothing, nothing at all. Now, of course, he would have to get a job sometime, but one summer couldn't possibly make a difference, he thought, and so, he let himself relax for sometime. Kevin was not really athletic, or strikingly handsome, as you might tend to believe ; he was of just about average height for his age, a little overweight, a little hairy, but overall a very inquisitive, quiet young man. He had never been a go-getter ; he was a little submissive, and hence preferred to stay in the background. Now, our Kevin was by no means a dull young man - on the contrary, he had devised a lot of different gadgets to help him, well, satisfy his bodily urges. For, you see, our Kevin was a virgin - at 20. And he probably would have remained so for a long time to come, if it hadn't been for the unusual events that took place this summer. Among Kevin's "gadgets" was a contraception improvised out of an old sock, a broken flashlight, and an old broken hair dryer. Further details would probably be amusing, but rather unnecessary towards the subject under consideration. Perhaps I would come back to Kevin's earlier solitary masturbative exploits when I'm all out of ideas and I want to write another sequel. But more on that later.
So, then, coming back to the present, Kevin's mom was calling him to the kitchen.
"Yes, mom?"
"Well, grandpa just called, and it seems that Aunt Lucy has had an accident, and I have to go over there immediately."
"What? No, mom, I don't want to spend the entire summer among a bunch of old people! What about my friends?"
"What friends?"
Kevin made his "mom you're mean" face.
"Fine, you don't have go if you don't want to. But what will you do for two weeks?"
"Two weeks!!! Well, I could ..."
"Get a job?", mom interrupted.
"Um, no, because this is my 'me' time. Maybe I could go on a cross country tour or something ..."
"And pay for it yourself?"
"Or maybe not, you know, just a suggestion ..." Kevin smiled meekly.
"How about you go over to Uncle Jimmy's? He does live at the beach, and he lives alone too. You know you don't like company. That would be the perfect place for you."
"But Uncle Jimmy's a weirdo!", Kevin made his "mom you're gonna get me killed" face.
"Yes, and so are you. You'll be perfect for each other. And besides, do you have a better idea?"
"Well, ..."
"And, he lives at the beach too, so ..."
"Mom, for the last time, that is NOT a beach. It's a small lake, and more like a river bank."
"So, are you going or not?"
"Well, I guess; it IS better than some dozen-odd people blabbering away about things they can't seem to remember ..."
"Ok, it's settled then. our leave tomorrow."
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So, Kevin was on the plane to his Uncle Jimmy's. Jimmy's full name was James Sebastian Taylor, and he had been a sailor all his life, until now. He had sailed on tonnes of cargo ships, in his career of over forty years. He had been sailing since he was 17, so, not surprisingly, he had no family, no friends, and no possibly acquaintances that could bear his temper. For, he had been a very unpredictable, temperamental seaman from the very first day. And, as time passed, he only grew worse. He drank a lot, cursed like anything, and used to get into fist fights for anything and everything under the sun. The last was hardly a problem for him, and almost never posed any real threat to him at all, as he was a very well built man, primarily due to his exposure to manual labor from an early age. He as a large, hairy man, with big, rounded shoulders, thick, strong arms and a very able upper torso. But, that was a long time ago.
Now, the "captain" - as he used to be called, not because of any professional courtesy, but in jest, as he wasn't that well liked by his neighbors, which themselves were hard to find because of the very remote location of his residence - now 58 years of age, had grown a little fat over the years, due to his very sedentary lifestyle. He was still very largely built, and had the same big, rounded shoulders. But now, he had grown a little pot-bellied, and he was very hairy. And, he had sobered down a lot too - he still drank, but his temper was now mostly controlled.
Jim came to pick me up at the airport. The drive was almost 2 hours, and he said nothing. Of course, we chit chatted a little, but nothing that lasted for more than a minute.
Jim's "cabin", as he liked to call it, was near a small lake. The place was pretty much deserted, and there was nobody around for miles. It was a small dwelling, but had everything we needed, and plenty of it, too.
He showed me to "my" room, where I was to stay for the week. It had a medium sized bed in the middle, and that was pretty much it. He showed me the bathroom - the lock was broken - but, as he explained, since he the was the only one for miles, it hadn't matter that much to him. He suggested that I whistled whenever I had to attend to any bodily functions.
I had arrived in the morning, and we were now having dinner. By now he had warmed up to me a little, his only nephew to ever visit him. I was, of course, very submissive, and if I were to be any more submissive, he would be taking me from behind - in other words, I had listened to everything that he had to say with the utmost attention, and had obeyed his each and every single command, and had followed him like a puppy wherever he led me. So, of course the bastard was liking me more now.
We had dinner, and I told him about my plans for the summer, and surprisingly, he seemed to agree with me, in that he was of the opinion that life was to be lived, and that he wished that he should have lived more, and worked less.
After dinner, we retired to our rooms. I couldn't sleep, the reason in part being the thrill of being in a new place, but mostly because it was hardly 9, and the old man had already declared bedtime. Of course, I couldn't resist, but I couldn't doze off either. So, I laid in my new bed, which was remarkably soft and fluffy, and then decided to get a drink, and possibly a "drink" drink, if I was lucky, from the refrigerator. I tip-toed into the hall, not turning the light on, lest I woke up the beast, when I saw a light in the bathroom. Thinking he was up, maybe I could go and watch TV in the living room, I strolled over to the bathroom door to ask his permission. But what I saw caught my attention more that any late night TV show ever could.