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A half inch. 1.27 centimeters. That's not that much, right? You wouldn't think so. But make it the difference in the diameter of a circle, and, well, it gets more significant. I mean, each half inch adds 1.57 inches to the circumference. So why all the math?
Well, it went like this...
"Welcome to XXXtreme. Let me know if there's anything you need help with." The tall, wispy girl behind the counter smiled at me as I nervously made my way inside.
The way she said it, she could have been working at Dillard's.
"Um, well, actually." I looked at her nervously. "I'm looking for a bigger dildo, but I'm afraid I'll get one too big."
"K. We have all kinds right this way. Anal, oral, vaginal?" I guess when you work in an adult toy store, this is about as normal a question as you get.
"Um, first two." I could feel myself blushing.
We chatted for a few minutes. I told her about my current 'boyfriend' Rodrigo, pointing him out on the wall.
"So, more girth, then?" It was obvious. Rodrigo was eight inches of absolutely delicious silicone, but he was only an inch and a half in diameter. I could deep throat him easily. I had a friend that seemed to take devilish pleasure in sending me pictures. Pictures of him with his real-life boyfriend's thick cock buried inside him.
I wanted to do that. I dreamed and fantasized about doing that.
"But not too much." I couldn't believe I was doing this just to keep up with my friend's escapades.
She made her suggestions, naturally gravitating toward the more expensive models, finally leaving to my own devices.
Irony pops up in all kinds of places. I was on my knees looking at Rodrigo's bigger brother. He didn't have a name, but he was an inch longer and massive. Back to that half inch. Yeah, Max, that's what I decided I was going to name him, was only a measly half inch wider than his brother. He was huge.
"You can do that?" Some guy came up behind me.