This is a flight of fancy about giving my man card away forever. Myself, in real life, I loved that I was seduced by my loving wife and a man friend. I was allowed to drop the facade of manhood I had erected and be who I truly am. Many of my stories deal with a guy like me being seduced to the other side. This is yet another.
I didn't know this man. Whoever he was and whatever he wanted; I had no idea. His rude manner was enough to almost make tinkle myself.
He wore a salacious look on his face as he approached me at the bar one happy hour. I was among co-workers, both male and female having a celebratory cocktail after successfully completing a long project.
You might say I was a geek or nerdy type. I stood no more than 5'6" tall. My defining physical attribute was my bottom. Having spent my entire young and now fully adult life seated at some desk, it's no wonder that my fanny became kind of enlarged.
Throughout my teen years, the girls always said I was cute. The boys had different words for me. To them, I was either a fag or a sissy, depending on who was calling me names.
Those names I later figured out were mostly brought on by my unconventional attire and attitude. Being small in stature, I would strut like a bantam rooster. I was putting on a front but could never ever be that aggressive. And, it did nothing to quell the name calling. The same boys that called me gay and sissy said I walked like a runway model instead of a tough guy. The girls all agreed that I was strutting my stuff.
Ever since I was a wee lad, I hated haircuts. When I was of age, I refused to have it clipped. Worn in a ponytail, my hair grew down my back nearly to my waist. But, given my size, that really wasn't all that long.
In college, the kids were more progressive, more polite, and some, way too handsy. Some of the athletes would play grab ass when I passed by. While feeling their big hands on my round buttocks made them feel like big men on campus, I would always react the same. I would gasp, then blush and giggle as I sped away. It was my self-defense mechanism.
On of my classmates told me that it was because of what I was wearing and how long my hair was that made those guys cop a feel. "johnnie, baby doll, you mustn't wear those bicycle shorts around those big guys. Your ass jiggles like it's made of Jello. That and you're so cute, they think you're one of us."
"Us?" I questioned.
"Us, like one of us girls, silly."
And there it was. Men found me attractive. Not all men of course but enough to make me feel weird at times and sexy when I drank.
And I was drinking when that large man forced a room key to a nearby hotel in my hand and whispered, "I hope to see you there in 20 minutes."
I stared in befuddled amazement as he walked off.
"Who was that?" Someone asked me.
"I have no idea."
"Are you going to meet him?"
Some said I would be foolish. Others told me it would be an adventure. "Look, johnnie, we all saw him. He knows we know what he looks like and you have his room key so you can find out his name and text it to us so he won't do anything to hurt you."
They made sense. I sat holding that plastic room keycard and wondered. I mean he was a nice-looking guy. Well dressed and his cologne smelled expensive.
"I don't know if I should go up there," I told my group of co-workers.
"Don't be a chicken," some guy grinned and made clucking sounds while flapping his folded arms.
"So childish," I thought.
I tossed back the remainder of my first martini and ordered another. I glanced at my watch; 5 minutes had passed since he rudely invited me to his room.
"At least see what he wants, johnnie. Maybe you have a rich relative you never knew who passed away and left you tons of money."
"Yeah, that's not gonna happen," I told them. "Still though, I do wonder what he wants."
I heard someone else calling me chicken. "What's the worst that could happen, johnnie?"
"Well, for starters, I could end up in various dumpsters in plastic bags."
I ordered my third martini and drank it quickly. My curiosity was up as alcohol fueled my bravery. "Fuck it. I'm going over there to see what he wants." Besides those I worked with, outside of work I was pretty lonely. "I could use a friend," I decided.
I walked out to my co-workers cheering me on with, "Go get him, johnnie," and "If you're not at work Monday, we'll send the cops to the hotel."
I settled into an Uber for the short ride. Entering the lobby, although I 'd never been in that hotel before, I saw right off that it was a very nice place. Expensive. I saw the lobby lounge and piano bar and had an idea. Going to the front desk, I asked them to ring up the room matching the keycard and tell whoever answered to meet me in the lobby bar.
"Mr. Wallace will be right down, sir," the clerk smiled.
I sat at a table close to the lobby, ordered just a glass of water and waited.
Maybe 5 minutes went by before that man showed. He looked over at the bar and held up two fingers without breaking stride. Sitting down across from me, he introduced himself. "My name is George Wallace. My friends call me G. W.. You may call me Mr. Wallace."
Sliding the keycard to him, I began. "I'm johnnie. My friends call me johnnie. You may call me Mr. johnnie."
He had a look of surprise as though no one speaks to him like I just did. Then he laughed. "For now, it's Mr. johnnie. I hope that changes as we get to know each other."
"So why the invite, Mr. Wallace?"
"I wanted to meet you. I've seen you before you know. Well, no, you wouldn't know."
Intrigued, I asked where he had seen me.
"The Gym on 4th Avenue where you work out."
"You must have me confused with someone else, Mr. Wallace. I don't work out there."
"Sorry. Of course not working out. I've seen you there in your tight yoga pants and mid-drift T-shirt doing your Jazzercize dancing, seen you practicing yoga, and I've seen you do Aerobic exercises as well."
"That answers the question of where you've seen me. It doesn't answer the question of why you wanted me to come here tonight."
"You're direct, Mr. johnnie," he chuckled. "Like I said, I've seen you at your finest. Those tight britches, er yoga pants rather and your fabulous, world-class bottom. I like to be direct too, Mr. johnnie. I wanted to see that ass naked."
I blushed and stuttered, "Th.. that's um not gonna happen, Mr. Wallace."
He laughed. "Just kidding you. But on a serious note, I would like to get to know you better. What say we become friends?"
"I uh, well why not," I smiled. "As my friend, you may call me johnnie."
"To friends," Mr. Wallace said, raising his glass in my direction. He never said I could call him by the name his friends do.
We talked into the night and he seemed genuinely interested in what I had to say.
He told me that his wife had moved on and that the divorce left him friendless. "Seems all our friends took her side, johnnie. Shame really, but that's life."
We made a date to meet again the next evening. Like the night before, Mr. Wallace was pleasant and although a tad gruff on the outside, he was very nice once he dropped his defenses. I found him very charismatic and charming to be honest. The more time we spent together, the more I enjoyed his company.
We met for dinner 3 nights later and Mr. Wallace was always the perfect gentleman. The way he held doors for me, helped me into my seat, his kindness seemed endless. I have to admit, Mr. Wallace made me feel special. I mean who doesn't love it when at work, you get called down to the security desk to find a beautiful bouquet of flowers waiting?
I asked him why he sent me flowers.
"johnnie, baby, I sent them as my way to show you how much your friendship means to me. Not since my divorce have I been so happy to have someone as pleasant as you in my life."
It was those little things like that, that over a period of a couple months Mr. Wallace had my complete trust. So much so that when he invited me to spend the weekend at his house, I readily accepted. "What should I bring?" I asked excited by a weekend away.
"Don't pack a thing. Just bring your sexy self, baby. I have everything you'll need."
The week progressed ever so slowly. But Mr. Wallace showed me he was thinking of me when another bouquet of roses arrived at my office. The note said "Looking forward to this weekend, baby."
I thought about bringing up that baby thing but decided that it was probably just one of Mr. Wallace's quirks, his way to show his fondness.
Mr. Walace called me just before I left the office. "Baby, there's a car out front. I sent it to pick you up. Can't wait to see you, baby."
"Thank you, Mr. Wallace. I am looking forward to this weekend with you too."
I left the building and to my left stood a well-built livery driver holding a sign that read, "johnnie". "I'm johnnie, sir," I smiled.
He opened the back door for me and closed it. When he got back behind the steering wheel, he turned and smiled. "There's whatever you'd like to drink, Miss johnnie. Mr. Wallace said for you to help yourself."
I settled into the luxurious seat and wondered what was in store for me this weekend. I made a mental note to tell my host about being called Miss. I thought that not packing any clothes was not the best decision I could have made but Mr. Wallace did tell me not to bring a thing.