I was working as a waiter at Le Ristorante de Fancypanse downtown, and it was the night of a big gala fundraiser. Suits and ties were the order of the day. It was a hectic night, everything had to be just perfect, but it worth it, knowing the tips were sure to be astronomical... and boy were they ever, in more ways than one.
There was this one older gentleman who was constantly getting my attention. He was rather large in the overweight sense, kept ordering drink after drink, and clearly becoming a bit soused as the evening wore on.
"...waiter... I say, waiter!" he'd mumble, sticking his finger in the air, looking all around as a man lost in the wilderness. "Drink! I need drink!"
"Yes sir!" I said, coming to his immediate aid with drink in hand.
He was... shall we say... very appreciative. His smile got wider each time, and his eyes were clearly making their way slowly up and down my body, which is rather muscular.
"You're a good... boy... a good... boy... aren't you..?" he managed, drinking up, giving me a sordid wink, and even touched my butt a time or two.
I got down right to his ear and whispered, "Very good!" then left to attend to the other guests.
It was all a part of what you did to get more tips, any waiter will tell you. You let them flirt with you, you flirt back... by the end of the night, you've got a pocket full of cash. No harm in any of it, right?
After all, this old guy was clearly not my type... Probably three times my age, fat, hairy... hair coming from his nostrils, hair coming from his ears... yechh! Still though, he clearly had a lot of money, so it was to my benefit to be as accommodating as possible. And, truth be told, I enjoy teasing, the look of desperation on men's faces... Maybe I'm a bit sadistic, in that regard. I like getting them going, only to let them down later.
Finally, at the end of the evening, all of the guests had left and the rest of us were just cleaning up.
Except he was still there, in the shadows. He was staying in the hotel and asked me to come to his room. I told him No, that I wasn't gay, and even I had been gay, I wouldn't have been interested.