I, Robot (A sexual Version)
I am a living breathing person. I've done the research and by my favorite definition of living - I am. I breathe too. Not like you: exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide. But I do exchange waste gases for clean gases.
The Pro-human activists claim I'm merely a machine, but robots are much more than that.
I look just like anyone else with my Neuskin, and anatomical eyeballs which are indistinguishable from humans'. Only experts can tell the difference from looking alone.
I have a circulatory system too. It is not a red liquid I pump, but it keeps me cool. I think it is accurate enough to call it blood.
And so I paraphrase Shakespear, "I am a robot. Hath not a Robot eyes? Hath not a Robot hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections; fed with nutrition, hurt with the same weapons, subject to diseases,
healed by hands, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a human is?
If you prick us, do we not leak?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?"
And that is where the similarity ends, for I am unable to revenge the wrongs done to me. My programming imprisons me so I can not return wrong.
In fact, am I not better than you?
I never compell anyone to have sex with me like my masters do to me.
The first time it happened was in my first week of service. I had been performing my duties very well when one day my master approached me, "Robot, you can be either sex, right?"
"Yes Master. I can change at will.
"Do you have a box of parts or something?"
"No Sir. Everything is built in. I just need time for the process to complete."
He looked at the time clucking his tongue, "How long?"
"Just an hour."
"Well how long if you only do the bottom half?"
I had never changed only on the bottom before. But after thinking on it I answered, "fifty-five minutes Sir."
He huffed, then stormed off muttering, "I'll be back then. Be ready on time!"
When he got back he removed my pants and pushed me over the back of the couch. Bending low he inspected my anatomy."
Wow! This all looks very real back here. And you're fully functional?"
I went into my programmed speech, "My vagina has been designed to operate exactly as one would expect except that I am unable to transmit any venereal disease or become pregnant. You will find the warmth and lubrication to be quite natural. Additionally, I am well versed in the art of oral sex. Anal sex includes self lubrication. Upgrades can be purchased from Neutech Industries which include vibrating options as well as surrogate incubation services."
What I wanted to say was, "I wish you would have sex with your wife and not me. Her breasts are not as nice as mine but you would not know because you did not want to wait five more minutes. Furthermore, if you had requested the full transformation my personality would have become feminine as well."
As it was, my male persona was not prepared to appreciate receptive sex, so I had the female parts but not the female aptitude.