Howard is at least 25 years older than me. Old enough to be my father, but he isn't. He's a co-worker of mine.
I'm Andy, 23 years old, a grad student, working to pay my way through school. I also spend a lot of time at the gym, working out. Not a bodybuilder by any stretch of the imagination, but a muscular guy with a fit body.
Howard on the other hand is a regular middle age guy. Moderately attractive, medium height, somewhat out of shape, the definite beginning of a beer belly, and light brown hair, at least what's left of it.
I like Howard, we get along really well, though he is a grade 'A' bullshitter. Always telling stories about the women he's dating, and way too many details about the sex he's having. I'm not sure I believe half of what he says, or any of it for that matter, but it's entertaining conversation.
Howard is always trying to get me to share stories about my sexual adventures, but I don't offer up many details. All of my sex has been with men. Something I don't think Howard would be particularly interested in. So I avoid the topic.
The one other detail about Howard that I should mention is that he has the most amazing plump round ass. His dress pants are always stretched tight across his butt. So tight you can easily see the outline of his underwear. It's that obvious. He wears small bikinis or briefs that strain to cover his full meaty cheeks. I'm not sure why it turns me on, but I find the idea of those skimpy briefs on a rather ordinary guy like Howard to be extremely erotic.
I know it seems wrong. A young fit guy like me turned on by an older heavy set straight guy. I can't really explain it. That's just how it is. Howard's appearance seems so ordinary on the outside, but beneath the surface there's something there. Maybe it's his swagger or his open attitude toward sex, the combination of his cocky confidence and those skimpy briefs. I don't know. Whatever it is, I can't resist, I'm drawn to it. I often find myself envious of the women in his stories, imagining myself in their place. Wondering if he wears his sexy underwear while he fucks. Does it ride up his ass, lewdly exposing his fleshy cheeks? Does it rub up against his clenched hole? Does it get wet with cum when he shoots his creamy load?
It got to be a game, or probably more accurately a hobby, or in reality an obsession. As soon as I got to the office in the morning, then regularly throughout the day, I'd find myself constantly checking out Howard's ass, imagining what I'd find underneath as I unzipped and lowered his pants.
One day I must have been too obvious. Howard caught me staring and said, "Dude, are you looking at my ass?"
I stammered "Uh, no. Sorry, I was just day dreaming. Are you kidding? No, I'm not looking at your ass."
"Well, girls love it. They can't keep their hands off it. Just so you know."
"Yeah thanks for the info. Now I feel all dirty, like I need to take a shower."
"I knew this girl once. She loved to soap up my ass in the shower. Once it was all cleaned up, she'd get down on her knees, spread my cheeks and stick her tongue right up my hole. I kid you not. Tickle my hole while milking my cock with her soapy hands. Damn crazy shit. I'd cum so much I was afraid I'd clog the drain."
"On second thought, I think I'll skip the shower." I said both uncomfortable and highly aroused.
"I'm sure I could find her number. I could hook you up. You'd love it."
"How about I put it on my bucket list."
"And here I thought you were going to die a virgin. Maybe sex is in your future after all."
"Very funny."
As the days went on, I could swear Howard was showing me more of his ass, parading it in front of me, bending over and looking for stuff in his bottom desk drawer. I'm not complaining. The view was terrific. I could clearly see the outline of his sexy underwear cupping his ass cheeks. It was all I could do to conceal my stiffening cock while I stole glances at his perfect butt. If I got too worked up, I'd go to the office bathroom and jack off in a stall thinking about him.
"Hey, you want to go out tonight with me and Penny? Get something to eat, then double team her?" Howard casually asked one afternoon.
"Umm, no. Why would I want to do that?"
"She loves having sex with multiple guys at once, you know, spit roast, double penetration, we could even tag team her. I'd let you go first so you didn't have to fuck her with my jizz leaking from her pussy. I'm a big cummer. Not sure how you feel about another guy's cum all over your cock. I don't mind, but you seem like a sensitive guy."
"Thanks for the offer," I replied uneasily, vivid images of his cock and loads of cum swirling through my brain "Very thoughtful, but uh, still no. How do you find these women anyhow?"
"I'm like a magnet, they find me. You just have to put yourself out there and be willing to go along with whatever it is they want. A hot guy like you, she'd kill for. She'd have both our cocks stuffed in her mouth in a matter of seconds. Trying to take them both at once. She loves that shit. What do you say? Sounds fun doesn't it?"
Truth is, it did sound fun rubbing my cock against Howard's even if it was in a girl's mouth. Seeing him undress in those little bikinis would be worth it. Watching that ass as he fucked and his cock spurting cum. All things I desperately craved. And did Howard actually do that sort of thing with other guys? I couldn't really tell. He's such a bullshitter. My own cock was hard as a rock just thinking about it. I was glad I was sitting at my desk with my crotch out of sight. I definitely needed to make a trip to the bathroom to take care of my problem.
"As tempting as all that sounds, I'm still a no, but I'm looking forward to a blow by blow recap tomorrow." I replied with a smile.
"Aww man, you're killing me. It won't be the same without you."
"Thanks for that vote of confidence. You know, if I were to do it with anyone it would be you," I said with a wink. Two could play this game, even if my answer was an honest one.
One day the following week I couldn't help but notice that I didn't see any signs of underwear outlined on Howard's perfect ass. It didn't even look like he was wearing boxer briefs or boxers. Was he free balling? Disappointed, I put it out of my mind. Later in the day, against my better judgement, I asked Howard "So you got any plans tonight?"
"Yes, I do in fact" he said proudly. "I'm meeting up with Barbie."
"I bet she's a real doll." I couldn't help replying.
"Oh that's good," he said sarcastically. "You should use that in your stand up act."
"Good advice, thanks, I do need some new material." I played along.
"Actually she does have blonde hair and big tits. She's into dressing up, lingerie, sexy slutty panties, that sort of thing. A real good looker with a hot body if I do say so."
"Interesting, but that doesn't explain why she's interested in someone like you." I needled him.
"The laughs keep coming don't they." He quipped. "You see, I like to play along, give her what she wants. I'm telling ya you could have a lot more sex if you focus on your audience, get to know what they want, and give it to them. It's simple really, and fun."
"Okay, I'll admit, that's probably the most sensible advice you've ever given. However, the thought of you in lingerie, now that's frightening."
"Dude, I'm talking about her, not me. But I go along. See right now I'm wearing a thong, a leopard print one." He said with a sly smile. I must have had a startled look on my face because Howard stopped for a moment, then continued, "It's going to drive her insane. She's going to let me do whatever I want while I'm wearing this thing. Guaranteed."
Well, that explains why I didn't see any underwear lines under his pants today. Though with Howard you never know what to believe. I have to say though, the thought of him in a leopard print thong was damn erotic and making me instantly hard. I had never considered him in a thong before. I knew I would be jacking off to that image later, and then again, and again.
"Sometimes you come up with such crap, Howard. I call bullshit. You're just making it all up." I bravely answered back, challenging him.
"You think so?" He replied, "Here, I'll give you a little peek." Howard looked around to see if any coworkers were in the immediate vicinity. Then he reached his hand in between his shirt and pants at his hip, pulling out a thin strip of leopard print fabric that was undoubtedly part of a thong. "Satisfied?" He asked with a smirk.
My eyes were bulging, soaking in the view, my cock was pulsing in approval. It was all I could do to keep my hands from reaching out and caressing that piece of fabric, while stroking my own stiff cock.
"Jeez dude." I swallowed hard.
"Got you huh? Like that's bullshit." He said triumphantly. "Barbie is going to get all wet just looking at me in this thing. Rubbing her hands all over it. Kissing it. Trying her best to tame that animal." He smiled and grabbed his crotch. "Grrrr." He let out a playful roar.
I quit breathing, I was speechless, that and horny as hell. I desperately wanted to be Barbie, at least for one night.