Chapter 2 On the Job training
The big day is here. It's Sunday morning and Elliott will find out for sure where he will be working as a urinal today. Uncle Richard lets him out of the cage. He empties my urine jug into the piss funnel and instructs Elliott that once we leave for my job he is not to urinate until told to do so. He has Elliott shower and clean up so he will appear as a clean urinal. He puts the collar and leash on him and attaches the urine jug to the drainage shaft.
Uncle Richard explains that he is going to work at a small party of between 15 and 30 men at Gus's bar.
Elliott carries the urine jug and piss funnel gag out to the car and gets into the trunk. Uncle Richard drives to his friend Gus's bar. They arrive at 9am and are escorted to Gus's office. John the bar manager joins us. Gus asks if the urinal has completed the required initial training and Uncle Richard gives him a certificate that says Elliott has completed the required 5 day successfully and is an apprentice urinal. Uncle Richard says Elliott did ok but there is the underlying subconscious resistance but he signed all the necessary paperwork. Elliott thought it was going to be easy and he could con and manipulate everyone. Gus says the resistance won't be a problem as bar policy requires all new urinals to be fully restrained. The conning and manipulation won't be a problem either as my staff will and the customers will simply treat him as a urinal
Gus then addresses Elliott about his role and asks if he wants to be a urinal and why. Elliott states he wants to be a urinal because he has always enjoyed helping others. Gus says that is good and that he likes using male urinals at the bar because they help lower expenses
Gus tells him he will be treated as a urinal and expect to act and behave as a urinal. At the start it will difficult but if you will start thinking of yourself as a urinal it will get easier. In probably 3-4 hours you will be starting to accept being a urinal. That doesn't mean you are a urinal it means you are just starting to accept being one. It generally takes 4-6 months but in the end you will be completely happy as a urinal. If the bar should decides to use you often you will work indoors as a urinal and also on the outside patio during football season and for parties out there. You will receive no pay because you are a urinal.
I assume you know that you are not supposed to urinate until we have you set up. Once we secure to the urinal pole we will start pouring water into your funnel but you are still not suppose to urinate The reason for this is we need to do what they call 'tapping the urinal' Basically we will pour water into you and right before we open you up for the customers use we'll tell you to urinate You will go easily as this will open up the flow of urine through you so you should b able to urinate more easily.
Gus says the mouth is now considered a urinal, your throat is your urinal drain, your stomach is considered a urine storage facility and your penis is a drainage shaft. A word of advice is that you cannot do anything about the flow of urine in to your urinal so you should push the urine out of you shaft as quickly as you can. You realize that when people have to piss they have to piss and they won't be concerned about a urinal like you. Another bit of advice is when you are busy is to open your urinal and urinal drain as much as possible and the urine will flow more rapidly down you. Also keep you knees spread apart. Constantly repeat to yourself 'I am a urinal. I am a urinal"
Elliott is then taken outside and secured in a kneeing position to the urinal pole with hands and legs secured behind the pole. He is blindfolded for the customer's privacy. A strap is placed around the chest and pole to prevent movement and a strap is placed across the forehead and around the pole to keep the urine funnel from moving. The urinal funnel gag is placed on him and water is poured into it and Elliott is reminded not to urinate until told to do so.
Elliott is feeling anxiety. He is nude outside a bar can hear people in the background watching the pre-game of the football games. He is secured to a pole with a tube and urine jug attached to his penis and a penis funnel on his mouth. On top of that his has to urinate but can't because he has been told not too. He feels like his penis or drainage shaft as it is referred to be going to explode and they just pour more water in him.