"Christ these undies are killing me" Simon exclaimed as he helped himself to another beer from the fridge.
"Then what are you wearing them for? Why not just take them off and be done with it. There's no point in spending the afternoon literally with your knickers in a twist."
That was Andy, Simon's on off boyfriend. He'd come round that afternoon for a BBQ but things hadn't gone to plan. The sausages were burned, the chicken not cooked enough and the burgers tasted like cardboard. All in all it was a pretty lousy afternoon. The sun however was still shining and with music on the radio and cold beer in the fridge the pair were still in a party mood.
Wiggling his hips and releasing the tight AussieBum pants from around his waist, Simon removed his briefs there and then in the middle of the kitchen.
"Here catch!" He threw them in Andy's direction and he caught them mid air. He grasped them loosely in his hands and placing them on the arm of the sofa.
"Wow, could you not have gotten a smaller pair?" He joked while sipping his own bottle of beer.
"Oh that's better, I love it when it all hangs out!" Simon stepped out from behind the kitchen counter. He was now completely naked. The summer sun beating through the patio doors onto his bronzed smooth body. Andy shuffled to the end of the sofa and glared at Simons large cock. It was smooth, big and juicy with a perfect purple helmet. He could see the blue veins coursing along the shaft. Below hung two shaved and perfectly formed balls. Brimming with hot sticky love piss.
"Nice to see you've had a haircut," Andy said not taking his eyes off Simon.
"I know, I let it go for a while but with this heat I thought this morning it had to go so the whole lot went. I did my balls and arse crack as well.'
Being so open and forthright about his morning grooming routine was all in Simons plan. He'd invited Andy round for sex. And sex he was going to have. The heat made him horny. Just like when he was a teenager the summer sun would bring on spontaneous hard ons and unscripted wanks wherever he could have one. The afternoons BBQ was ok and the catch up much needed but now down to business. Andy wasn't stupid either. He knew what Simons intentions were when he accepted the invitation. But he was just as horny. Him and Simon went way back and the sex was amazing so he was only to happy to be there. He had a rod in his trousers that was groaning and needed attention.
"Well it's good to know you're taking male grooming seriously!" Andy said jokingly. His dick had started to stiffen.
"You know it's getting late and you've had maybe one too many. Why don't you stay the night?" Simon asked as he stood there looking as Andy's bulge in his shorts.
"I was hoping you were gonna say that. I don't fancy the drive back anyway not in this heat. It's too hot and my air con is on the blink."
"That settles it then. Why don't you slip off those shorts and come join me in the hot tub? Don't worry I've lowered it down so it's nice and cool. You'll just gently simmer, instead of rapidly boil in there."
Simon made his way back outside and submerged himself into the hot tub. Andy rose from the couch and removed his shorts. His cock sprang from its enclosure, he gave it a gentle tug and rubbed his balls allowing the fresh air to circulate around them. Andy's cock was also quite big. He was cut and had trimmed his bush back to the bare skin leaving small covering of hair. He took off his vest and made his way out to the hot tub where Simon was waiting.
The tub was bubbling away like a rapidly boiling cauldron. The steam rising and the smell of chlorine permeating the air. Simon had tucked himself into one corner of the spa, he had a pleasant smile on his face as the rapid jets worked their way between his smooth ass cheeks giving him a rimming sensation. Andy stepped into the water and sat opposite Simon.
"Why have you sat all the way over there?" Asked Simon. Slightly raising his voice above the sound of the bubbling water and 90s club classics coming from the built in speakers.
"I'm fine here. Anyway the view is good from where I'm sitting". Came the reply from Andy. The water was quite frantic where he was sat so Simon couldn't see his huge boner beneath the waves.