Part 1: Going Away with the Guys
"No!" Nicole was adamant. "You're not going, and that's final!"
"But I have to," I said, trying not to sound like a whining teenager—or, worse, an impotent wimp. "We've been doing this every year since we were in college."
"And what happened
last
year?! ..."
She just let that hang in the air and I didn't really have a good response.
"Nicole ... I've already apologized for that. What do you want me to do?"
"In the first place, I want you to really acknowledge how you hurt me and embarrassed me. Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to go to your family doctor and tell her that, after eight years of a supposedly happy marriage, one that I'd committed everything to, I had an STD?"
"I'm sure it was awful," I said, trying to sympathize. "And I'm sorry."
"You're sorry about
what
? You're sorry you cheated on me? You're sorry you gave me the clap? You're sorry you got caught? You're sorry that now you won't be able to go off with Kent and Vince again and whore around with sluts you pick up in a cheap bar or with real whores? What are you sorry about, Brian?"
"All of it. ... Really, all of it!"
"Look, I don't have time to hash this out more this morning. We'll talk about it tonight, when we both get back from work. But don't expect a different answer. Why would I agree that you can go off again to sleaze around and bring home an STD?"
"But, I wouldn't. I promise."
"Stop," Nicole said, putting up her hand in the dismissive "talk to the hand" gesture. "I don't have time for this now." And she left, closing the door behind her rather more forcefully than necessary.
All day, I tried to think of some way to get Nicole to agree to my going off for the annual "Guys' Retreat" with Vince and Kent. I didn't really come up with anything, though, and was beginning to reconcile myself to not going this year—either that, or causing major, perhaps fatal, damage to my marriage.
I was delighted, then, when Nicole began the evening conversation saying, that maybe there was a way that she would agree to my going after all. I was less delighted when she laid out her conditions.
"Look, I don't have anything against you spending time with Vince and Kent. I mean, I think they're no better than you, but they're no worse, either. And what they do is not my business. But I won't have you humiliating me again. I won't have you bringing back a disease. I won't have you off whoring with your friends while I'm putting the kids to bed at night."
"I won't," I pleaded. "I promise."
"Your promise isn't good enough. Your marital vows were a promise. Remember? And how did that work out?"
Now it was sounding to me as if I'd been mistaken to think that Nicole was relenting. But she went on.
"If you want to go on your little Guys' Retreat with my permission, you'll have to agree to be locked up."
"What do you mean, 'locked up'?"
"You know very well what I mean." And she was right; I just wasn't quite ready to admit that I understood.
"I mean," she said slowly, as if explaining to a child, "you need to be locked in a male chastity device."
"Awww, come on! That's ridiculous. And it's humiliating."
"
HUMILIATING!
Don't you talk to me about what's humiliating!"
(Okay, I get it: I shouldn't have used the word 'humiliating'.)
"Those are my conditions. That's the deal. Take it or leave it. It's up to you." Nicole crossed her arms in an "and that's the end of that" gesture.
"Oh, and I don't mean one of those plastic devices with a flimsy lock that can be easily hacked or just cut off. I've done a little research. There are male chastity devices that are stainless steel and have very effective locks."
"Oh, this is ridiculous!" I complained.
"Okay, then, is that a 'no' to the deal?"
Shit! It
was
a ridiculous—and humiliating—demand. But I didn't want to miss the weekend with Vince and Kent. Now, of course, I could have simply gone with them over Nicole's objections. But I could see down that path far enough to know I didn't want to travel it. That path led to divorce, alimony, and me living in an efficiency apartment and seeing my kids only every other weekend.
"I don't know," I managed to say.
"Well, you think it over. But don't take too long. If you want to go, we'll need to order an appropriate device on the Internet. I'm not going into one of those sleazy sex shops to buy one."
And, there it stood until a day and a half later when Nicole asked me, "Should I order the chastity device?"
I couldn't force the words from my mouth, but I nodded ascent.
I was happy to know that I could join Vince and Kent without destroying my marriage. And I had spent some time thinking about how I would handle things during that week. I assumed they would want to continue the tradition of trying to pick up women for some casual cheating. But I was certain I could bow out of those activities with some reasonable excuses. They knew about the STD issue from last year and I could simply say that Nicole and I were working on our marriage and I didn't want to jeopardize that. They'd probably push back, but not too hard.
A week passed before Nicole got the package in the mail. Even though Guys' Retreat was still two weeks away, Nicole insisted that we try out the device right away. She pointed out that she needed to know whether she could trust it (with the intentional implication that she couldn't trust me).
And, so, after the kids were asleep, I was standing in our bedroom with my pants and underpants down to my ankles while Nicole covered my cock and balls with lubricant. The device had a ring that went around my cock and balls very tightly, and a solid stainless steel shaft for my cock.
Nicole fastened the ring snugly. It wasn't going to slip off without totally destroying my balls. But she had difficulty getting my cock to fit in the shaft. Her handling of my junk had made me swell somewhat—not to a full-fledged hardon, but enough to prevent her from getting my cock in the cage.
I considered suggesting that she give me a blowjob to take care of the problem but, in a rare moment of judiciousness, decided that now wasn't the time for such a suggestion.
Nicole had another solution. She went into the bathroom and returned with a cold, wet rag. Wrapping this around my cock led to a quicker, but less pleasant, solution to the problem and Nicole was able to put my cock completely into the sheath.
The lock was sophisticated, even if tiny. The key was like none I'd seen before. I was certain that there would be no picking the lock with a bobby pin.
"Okay," I said. "It works. Now unlock this thing and take it off."
"Oh, we can't do that." Nicole seemed pleased. "Really. We need to make sure that you can wear it for an extended period without any problem. It wouldn't do for you not to be able to make it through the long weekend. So, we'll just try it out for a few days." Nicole smiled sweetly but her sentiment seemed anything but sweet.