Carlos woke and picked his phone up off his nightstand. He checked his emails and saw a message from Boipussy. 'Hey dude, thanx for your msg. Yeah we've heard about you A2M dudes. I looked you up online, you rock hard. You're Carlos? I haven't seen you play live yet, but I've seen some pics and vids taken at some of your shows. Fuck, you're a sexy cunt. I'd love to play with you. Let's meet up? Maybe we can put on a show some time. And if not, maybe we can fuck. On second thought, why not do both? -- xxx ace'
'This dude doesn't waste any time,' Carlos thought as he went back to sleep. 'His name is Ace? I'd definitely play around with him. I've already seen his ass,' he thought to himself, 'but I wonder what the rest of him looks like.'
Gorilla was still asleep. Carlos wasn't sure whether Gorilla had set an alarm for this morning or not. On one hand, he knew Gorilla worked ridiculously long hours and he was probably glad of the unexpected break in his itinerary which gave him a few extra hours of sleep; but on the other, he had a free day to spend in Carlos's hometown with a local tour guide, and the clock was ticking. Carlos decided to see how things panned out. He'd go along with whatever Gorilla wanted to do today. If he wanted to sleep until lunchtime, or even later, Carlos was fine with that. He closed his eyes and leaned into his mattress.
*
Gorilla's phone summoned him to consciousness around 9.30am. He was glad of the extra shuteye; he knew he'd have needed to be functional around sunrise if this was a day at the wheel. He opened his eyes, stretched his limbs, and farted. "Morning, dude," he said, wafting the bedsheet in Carlos's direction. He felt completely at home in Carlos's bed.
The toxic fumes reached Carlos's nose. "Fuck, that's rancid," he wailed. (He secretly loved it.)
Carlos rarely had guests stay overnight with him, and because he'd been out of town recently, he wasn't sure what he had in his kitchen to offer Gorilla for breakfast. He stretched, got up and headed toward his small pantry. "Would your rotting stomach cope with a coffee?"
"Yeah, dude, that'd be great." He farted again, much more loudly, but this time, Carlos was out of reach of the stench.
Carlos boiled some water, retrieved two mugs from the cupboard, and added a teaspoonful of cheap instant coffee to the bottom of each. The water boiled, and Carlos dissolved the granules in each cup. He checked the fridge. Milk was still in date, expiring tomorrow. He added some milk to each mug and gave one to Gorilla, who received it with gratitude.
Carlos thought Gorilla might want to eat some toast. He checked his loaf of bread. No good -- some of the crust had turned blue with mould while he was away. He threw the half-uneaten loaf into the trash. "You want some cereal?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure," Gorilla replied. His tummy rumbled. "Anything you got."
Carlos filled two large bowls with cornflakes. He drizzled the remainder of his milk across each of them and handed one to Gorilla. He returned to the kitchen to write 'bread and milk' on a pad, so he'd remember to buy some more of each next time he went to the store.
"Thanks for breakfast, man."
"Easy."
They munched and sipped in silence. Carlos absentmindedly flipped on the TV. An episode of the Simpsons was on, and an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon appeared in the middle of it. They continued eating breakfast as they watched.
They munched and sipped.
They munched and munched and sipped.
Munch munch munch, sip sip sip.
(That was gratuitous and completely uncalled for. Give the author one star for this chapter.)
"You gonna show me around your shitty town today?" asked Gorilla, finishing his cornflakes.
Carlos felt a little nervous, though he didn't know why. "Err, yeah, OK, sure. But we need to put some clothes on first." They were both still completely naked.
Gorilla headed to the bathroom to brush his teeth, freshening up for the day. Carlos watched Gorilla's soft cock swing slightly from side to side as he brushed.
"You might as well destroy my toilet while you're in there," Carlos said. "If your farts are any indication, that is."
"I think you're right." Gorilla's naked frame prepared to sit on the bowl. The bathroom door was still open. "Do you want me to close the door?" he asked.
Carlos wasn't sure how to answer. He said nothing, so Gorilla left the door wide open.
Gorilla seated himself, and Carlos watched. While Carlos heard no sound, the look on Gorilla's face gave the game away. There'd been splashdown.
Gorilla found the roll and began to wipe himself. Eventually he stood, closed the lid, and flushed. He washed his hands and went to get dressed.
Carlos couldn't deny it to himself -- something about watching Gorilla taking his morning dump was incredibly erotic. He felt his cock move, but he shook it off, hoping Gorilla wouldn't notice. "What do you want to do today, big guy?"
"You're my tour guide, and I'm in your capable hands."
Did Gorilla think he knew the ins and outs of the entire city? Carlos unlocked his phone and googled 'touristy things to do in atlanta'.
They visited the Martin Luther King memorial in the morning before stopping for a quick lunch. In the afternoon, they checked out the site of the 1996 summer Olympics, and after that, they went to the Coca-Cola museum. It was a huge amount of sightseeing to squeeze into seven hours, and they didn't get to spend very long in the world of bubbly caffeine before they got kicked out at 5pm.
Carlos didn't admit this to Gorilla, but he'd never been to any of these places before, and he'd lived in Atlanta all his life. He wanted to go back to the MLK memorial again as soon as he could, but he planned to visit it on his own so he could appreciate its significance more deeply. The other two places they visited today could go to hell. He saw no reason to return to either of them. "What's next, big guy?" he asked.
Gorilla paused. "Thirsty. I feel like a Coke."
"You're the highly suggestible type, aren't you?" Carlos probed.
"Yes," Gorilla answered matter-of-factly. "I'm the highly suggestible type."
Carlos laughed. "You hungry?"
"Coke," said Gorilla.
Carlos laughed again. "OK, let's get some dinner. I know you're on the road again tomorrow. I don't know when I'll see you again after tonight."
"I don't know either," Gorilla replied. He checked his phone, hoping there'd been another logistical fuckup and that he'd get to spend another night with Carlos, but it wasn't to be. At least not yet. While they were at the Coke museum, he received a text message confirming that uplift was at 8am tomorrow, with cargo heading to New Orleans. He read it now, and his heart sank. This would be the last night he'd spend with Carlos for ... he didn't know how long.
Carlos had briefly thought about taking Gorilla to his favourite bar tonight, but he knew he shouldn't. Gorilla had to work tomorrow, he knew Gorilla didn't drink the night before driving. Besides, New Orleans was a long drive, and he'd probably need to be on the road early. He'd save it for another time. Instead, he took Gorilla to a Japanese restaurant, and they ate heartily. Carlos had a beer or two with his meal, while Gorilla consumed a locally-owned caffeinated cola-flavoured carbonated beverage. Pepsi wasn't available.
The mood was a little quiet as they ate.
Gorilla's phone pinged in his pocket, and as he read the message, his worried frown turned a beaming grin. "Fuck, man ... I must work for the shittiest freight company in the world," he beamed.
"Huh?" asked Carlos.
"Headquarters sent me an automated message an hour ago telling me I was due on the road again tomorrow, but they've just sent me a separate personalised message telling me the shipment has been delayed again. I'm gonna reply to this message to confirm that's the case, but it looks like I might be here for another night." He read the next message. "Yep. They've booked me into the Sleep Inn for another night, which means I drive Friday morning, the day after tomorrow." He paused. "I just need to confirm everything with them. It's confusing, because I'm getting conflicting signals from them. Like, one message telling me I'm on the road tomorrow, followed by another telling me I'm not. I have to be 100% sure what's going on."
"Another night here?" Carlos asked breathlessly. "You fuckin' serious, dude?"
"Yeah. Looks like it."