Red and blue lights flashed in my rear-view mirror. "Shit." My heart rate quickened. I sat up straight and put both hands on the wheel. I had been speeding. Worse than that, I had also been drinking. I couldn't believe it. There is usually no one out this late on this road. The reason I even drive his road is because I like the feeling of having it to myself. I hit the steering wheel. "Shit."
I pulled over on the side of the road. It was pitch black. No one else was out. I was on my way home from a party. The alcohol was mixed in with a Sonic slushie in a big Sonic Styrofoam cup. I quickly tried to find a place to hide the cup. I couldn't think of anywhere better to hide it than under the passenger seat where it would spill and make a huge mess.
I tried to place it under the seat without it spilling but it felt pointless. When I sat back up, there was a tap tap at my window. At first, all I saw was a large fist knocking at the window. The officer looked like he could pick me up with just one hand.
The cold air flooded in as I rolled down the window. "Hello, Officer."
From this angle, I couldn't make out the cop's face, but I could easily make out the ample gut, beefy arms, and the salt and pepper chest hair poking out at the top of his shirt. He looked like a rugby player. The officer's muscles bulged out the sleeves of his shirt. The name on his badge read Officer Bentley. He towered over my blue Mustang, one elbow resting on the hood as he ducked down to talk. He smelled like a mix of black coffee and cigar smoke.
"License and registration."
I didn't want him to smell the alcohol whenever I spoke, so I just nodded and mumbled, "Yes, sir," underneath my breath. I handed the officer my license. This is the part when they would see the last name and wonder if there is any relation to Mayor Langston. I waited for the question -- so I could namedrop my uncle and get out of this. My uncle could always get me out of these messes, but he tended to treat me like a little bitch any time it happened. He kept threatening not to get involved.
I couldn't read Officer Bentley's face as he looked over my license. His expression was flat. I noticed that the other cop was sitting on the hood of their squad car. His arms were crossed. Even sitting on the hood of the car I could tell he was tall.
"So, Travis, have you been drinking?"
I looked at Officer Bentley. "No, sir."
Officer Bentley's nostrils flared. There was a slight twinge of a smile, but his voice still came out demanding and threatening as if he was angry at something. "I need you to step out of the car."
"Oh, sorry. There must be some mistake. My uncle is Mayor Langston."
"I don't care who your uncle is. Please step out of the car."
Shit.
We were on a long country road that hugged the railway tracks on one side and woods on the other. There was no other car in either direction. The road disappeared into pitch black. The rows of trees rustled in the wind. I loved to speed down this road because the road was almost always empty, no streetlights, or anyone to bother you.
I stepped out of the car. The air was cold, and even chillier when the wind blew.
"Put your hands on the roof of your car."
I gulped.
Officer Bentley, said, "I'm going to pat you down, while officer Gregson searches your car."
"Can I call my uncle?"
Officer Bentley laughed. Then held my face as he whispered in my ear. "Yeah. When we're done searching you, then you can call your uncle."
He padded my chest and shorts. He even padded up my bare arms and legs. That didn't make sense to me, but at least his hands were warm on my arms and legs.
I started to think about how I would call my uncle and get this all cleared up. He would tell these two to back off. They would get a stern talking to by their supervisor. Maybe even some sort of demerit. I wish I could see their faces when they got in trouble.
I was distracted when Officer Bentley started searching under my shorts, squeezing my thighs. Within seconds, his thumb was inches from my balls. My whole body tensed. Shit. I forgot I wasn't wearing underwear. That's another reason I was so cold.
Officer Bentley's thumb was suspiciously close to my dick and balls. Officer Gregson pulled out the cup from underneath the seat. "I think we got something here." He slammed the Sonic cup on the on the roof of the car.
"I see we got a troublemaker here." Officer Bentley laughed.
"Looks like it," Officer Gregson responded with a wink. "Make sure to check him real good. Don't want him trying pull another fast one on us."
Officer Bentley squeezed my thighs, "Are you gonna try to pull another fast one on us?"
"No, sir."
"You're gonna be a good boy?"
"What?"
"You better behave you little faggot."
I squirmed. "You can't call me that."
He pushed my head against the roof the Mustang. "Listen, boy, you don't get to decide what we call you."
I was confused. Did cops really talk like this? Is this really the procedure?
"Now, are you going to behave? Say yes sir."
I mumbled, "Yes sir."
"Good boy."
He searched me again, firmly this time, as if my leg was a baseball bat and he had to get a proper grip. He continued to raise his hands all the way up and up my leg. I didn't know what to do. Then I felt his thumb on my butt cheeks and his finger grazing the hair on my balls. Was this really happening? This had to stop.
"Can I please call my uncle?" I didn't know what else to say or do.
"You want to call your uncle?"
"Yes please."
The officers shared glances. Officer Gregson, who had kinder eyes and quieter way about him, handed my phone to me.
I heard my uncle pick up. "Why is it that you're calling me at this hour? Do you know what time it is?"
"But uncle--"
Right then, Officer Bentley reached his hand up my shorts and grabbed my balls. I let out a feminine gasp. I froze. I didn't know what else to do. I couldn't talk. "Uh... uh."
My uncle sounded annoyed. "Travis... Travis!?"
Officer Bentley tugged my balls, rolled them around in his grip. He said, "Go on, Travis. Tell your uncle about how you've been a naughty boy."
"Uncle, please. I need your help. These two officers pulled me over. Ummm... they ... one of them is grabbing my balls."