Nick, or at least he was going to be Nick on this gig, walked this way and that way four times across the width of the apartment house street front and still couldn't see how to get into the damn building. With an irritated sigh, he took out his cellphone and made a call. The guy on the other end of the call laughed, said it was a common problem, and said he'd be down in a couple of minutes to escort Nick up to the party apartment. When the guy appeared, Nick about lost his cool. He was a cop. He had appeared from the alley next to the building.
He wasn't really a cop, he quickly said when he saw the expression on Nick's face. He laughed again. "I guess a cop is the last thing a gay rent-boy wants to encounter on the night you're doin' a party and the party is doin' you," he said. "I'm not really a cop. This is Josh's birthday party you were engaged for, but it's also Halloween, so me and the guys decided to do it as a costume party. We have a costume for you to wear too. My name's Ted. And I'm not surprised you couldn't find the entrance to the building. It's around the side. Follow me. Shit, you're a good-looking dude. Slim hips, though. Hope you can manage the guys. How many times did we sign up for? I'd like a crack at you myself."
"Let's get something straight before we go to this apartment," Nick said. "I'm not gay. I do gay for pay, but you get only what you contract for. Tonight I'm good for some sexy dancing, and it's all just for the birthday boy. Others can watch, but they can't touch. If they touch, I walk out and no refunds. I don't do drugs and if they get into heavy use in the room, I'm gone. A lap dance for him, and I'll blow him or he can blow me. And one fuck, top or bottom, his choice. But I'm not gay nor will I put out otherwise at a gay party. I'm just gay for pay and I don't act like I enjoy it. This was all explained to whoever made the contract."
"That's all? No other blowjobs? Even for pay? Just the birthday boy?"
"Not for what's being paid. It's a third up front, a third after the sex, and a third before I leave, a credit card in this machine, and don't try any fake card crap. We know where you live. And no messing outside the deal with me or I take a hike and they charge the card double. You complain to the credit card company, and we tell them what the service was for. We got an understanding on that? Why in the hell is the entrance off an alley? Isn't this what they say is the gayest apartment house in the city?"
"Do we have to pay for the attitude too?" Ted asked.
"Sorry," Nick answered. "It was frustrating trying to get into this building."
"Yeah, well, it can be as frustrating to get out of too," Ted said. "Once you're inside it's interesting, though."
Interesting?
They had made it around to the side and entered a hallway, taking several turns before reaching an atrium with an open circular staircase going up to the top of the building.
Ted laughed. "I knew I'd have to come down to get you. You couldn't find it even if you found out how to get into the building. It's on the sixth floor. The building originally opened on the next street over, but this was considered a better street address even though there was no entrance on this side. There isn't any entrance on the other side anymore either."
"Weird," Nick said as they started up the stairs.
"Weird and queer," Ted said. "Yes, this is the gayest apartment house in the city. Nearly everyone's gay--except for the original tenants who won't leave. And the building was built in the 1920s, so the original tenants have gotten pretty moldy. The guy to watch out for is Simon, though. You see him in the hallway, run for cover."
"Simon?"
"Yeah, they say he's a vampire and has a torture chamber in the basement, but no one is sure because no one's gone down there with him and come back alive."
"Terrific," Nick said.
"Well, we're doin' Halloween here tonight--not just Josh's birthday."
"You said this is on the sixth floor?" Nick said, as they started to climb stairs. "Isn't there an elevator? They had those in the twenties."
"Yes, there's an elevator. No one has risked it in years, though. And, yes, the sixth level is the classy floor--as floors here could be called classy. It gets less desirable--fewer desirable guys--as you descend floors. The descending guys go down on the upper-story guys, you might say." Ted chuckled. Nick didn't
"The place goes down in class until you get to Simon's torture chamber in the basement, I suppose."
"You got that right. Say, you really are a dreamboat. How much to you charge separate from the contract for a blowjob?"
"I told you, I'm not really gay. I don't like doing stuff outside what I was told was in the contract."
"Yes, fine, but now much for a blowjob outside of the contract?"
"Seventy-five," Nick said. "If off the books. The agency would charge a hundred."
"Good to know. Here we are, Apartment 69. You can hear the party, but the partying's gonna go up several notches when you get in there. The apartments don't go up that high in numbers on the floors, but Josh paid extra to get 69."
Nick didn't bother to laugh. He was gathering himself for the job to come.
Ted opened the door to a small living room overrun with men in costume--or wearing nearly nothing--and an atmosphere heavy with false conviviality and pot smoke. There had to be a dozen in the room, but they weren't holding still, so it would be impossible to count--and a few were fused together to make it equally hard to count how many were in the bundle. The music was going and they all were yapping, but they immediately stopped and looked at the doorway where Ted and Nick were standing. A sigh went across the room. Nick obviously was welcome, and the party, focused on him, was about to start in earnest. Nick clearly was the best thing to happen to this party.
Nick was walked to a couch where an older guy, seeming costumed as a sultan, was sitting. He was wearing a silk robe and turban and obviously nothing else. The robe was slitted in front, showing his naked body from neck to dick. He wasn't in bad condition for his advanced age. He was a little overweight and well past his due date on looks, but he wasn't as bad as Nick had steeled himself to find. He was getting personalized attention from a young, effeminate male sitting on either side of him, both in makeup and cotton frocks. One was fisting the man's cock and the other sucking the bulb of the cock with lip-sticked lips when Ted and Nick entered, but they stopped and sat back, giving Nick a very interested look, when he was guided into the sultan's presence.
"The birthday boy, Josh," Ted said, introducing Nick to the pseudo sultan. "This is his birthday, or so he's been telling us for weeks. You're his present from the rest of us."
Nick looked around the room. All eyes were on him. Those present seemed to be split into three categories: a few older guys Josh's age, a few bruiser types in their late twenties or early thirties, and then a bevy of very young twinks and transvestites. Ted made a quick introduction but only naming the older guys and bruisers--the others weren't given any regard, but they didn't show any resentment. They were drinking someone else's booze and inhaling someone else's pills. Some of them had found their way into the apartment house at some point and hadn't yet found a way out. With luck, they'd all be laid really well while they were here and wouldn't get a bill for the booze and pills. For a few of them, it was a roof over their head for a night when they'd had no idea there would be one.
The more desirable of the lot from first assessment were Mike, a bodybuilder bruiser dressed as a cowboy, but the best-looking of the lot; Clayton, an older guy cross-dressed as a clairvoyant; Drake, an older but in-shape guy playing fireman; and Ivan, a glowering bruiser dressed as one of Mussolini's storm troopers.
"Come back into the bedroom," Ted told Nick after cursory introductions were made. "We got a costume for you."
A thin guy dressed as a maid waltzed by offering a bowl of pills around. "Maybe just one," Nick said and took one. He hoped it would loosen him up, and within minutes, it did. The party wasn't looking half bad now.
Nick was going to be dancing at the party as an ancient Egyptian prince. There was a short, white linen skirt, a gold Egyptian head covering that fell down over his shoulders in shiny folds, sandals with gold lacings winding up to just below his knees, and an elaborate gem-encrusted yoke necklace on his bare chest. He actually looked terrific in it.
When he was dressed, he turned to look at Ted, who was looking at him expectantly and holding out a wad of cash. He also had his fly open and his cock out, wrapped in Ted's other hand.
"What?" Nick said.
"You said seventy-five. I have eighty here. You can keep it all."
"For the love of Christ, you want me to go down on you before we go to the party?" Nick asked. "I told you I was only queer for cash."
"And here's the cash. Going down is why you're here. Before you get it on with Josh and dance for the guys out there would be a good time, yes. This would be off the books. You're a real stud. I thought that..." He extended the hand and opened it to reveal a pink pill on top of the cash. "Just for the mood," he said.
"Fuck," Nick said. But he took and swallowed the pill. He went down on his knees in front of Ted. He took the erection in his hand and slid his lips down its sides. He simultaneously closed his other hand around the wad of cash in Ted's hand.
Ted cupped Nick's head in his hands, swayed his hips and murmured, "Oh, baby, baby, baby, you have a soft mouth. I knew you'd know how to do this good."
* * * *
"What took you so long? Screw him yourself in there, did you... hubba twins, you're one gorgeous Egyptian." Josh said this as he lifted his head from taking a few lines of coke from a sheet of paper on the coffee table in front of him. Ted could see Josh wouldn't be with them for very much longer, so he rushed the agenda.