Author's Notes: After shopping this story around a bit I couldn't find the right editor for it so it is presented "as is". If it sucks, feel free to say so but try to be helpful with your comments if possible!
This is my first story written from a male perspective (Julie and Dom started out as one, and there's a sentence I missed in there that proves it!). If I got anything anatomically wrong, please let me know for future reference.
And finally, there is a line in here that is totally stolen from Futurama. If you don't catch it you should totally go (re)watch the entire series. Not so you can get the reference but just because it is a great series.
Thanks!
PSLL
"You're really gay?" Steve asked, clearly caught by surprise but not wanting it to seem like a big deal.
"Yeah, I have sex with men and everything." I had gotten so used to the question that I took it with nothing more than the most gracious of polite smiles. My previous default answer had been "No, but I thought saying I am was a good way to score chicks." It turns out sarcasm is a lost art.
Such was the fate of the gay male nerd: an eternity of explaining that no, we don't all wear flamboyant colors and lisp fashion advice to our coterie of platonic female friends. Some of us are perfectly content to dress in drab, practical clothes for our usually drab, practical days.
When I first came out of the closet I had tried to be "gay" gay; the clubs, the parties, the hook ups, the outrageous dress. All the stuff we inherited from our gay forbearers who came out of the shadows to forge our gay identity. I was miserable, posing in an identity as false as the guy who used to tell his mother that there were a lot of girls I was thinking about, but for now I was just focusing on my studies.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate gay culture. It took a lot of balls for that first wave of activists to go out there and advertise that they didn't conform to everyone else's gender norms. Mad props to them. But that was a different time. I'll join the organizations, I'll go out and canvass for gay friendly candidates, but I just don't have the energy or the interest to do the whole "scene".
Of course, that means that I have to use my energies to explain time and time again that yes, I am gay, and no, I was not hiding the fact that I am gay, I just saw no need to discuss my sex life with you. I really appreciate that I don't have to hide it with you, but I wasn't hiding it. I just have a personality outside of being gay, thank you very much. And why didn't you tell me you were straight?
"You just really don't fit the type," Steve said, taking a sip of his coffee. At least he was honest.
"I've got a ton of Lady Gaga on my iPod," I offered. That made him laugh. He was a good looking guy, a friend of my (straight) roommate from Colorado with a lean climber's physique and rugged mountain tan to match. And I was pretty sure he'd been checking me out.
It had caught me off guard at first, especially since my roommate said he was getting over the dissolution of a multiyear relationship with a girl, and at first I had wondered if I my gaydar was just getting interference from the proverbial "gay weather balloon". But no, he definitely noticed guys in a way he didn't notice girls. Mid twenties and still hiding in the closet, that was sad.
Anyways, he was cute and smart it had been a while since I had the time or energy to be out there on the scene, so I took advantage of my roommate's absence to do a little flirting. Steve was receptive, but a little surprised when I mentioned that "my last boyfriend" had dropped off the grid to do the Appalachian Trail. What can I say? Hikers are my type.
He was definitely eyeing me now, and I could almost see the gears turning in his brain. Previously I had been a nice piece of eye candy, now I was a prospect. I met his gaze with a smile.
"Have you done much with guys?" I asked, savoring the question and its implications more than I should have. He squirmed in his seat, eyes dropping to the table.
"You know, just the usual dumb teen shit."
I set my coffee down and eyed him. "Is that why it didn't work out?" As soon as I said it I expected him to yell at me. That really wasn't my business. But he just shrugged and nodded.