Over breakfast, while my Uncle Rob was describing the sight that had greeted him when he'd opened our bedroom door that morning, he said the first thing that struck him was the snarl on my face.
"The snarl?" Marcus had asked. "Don't you mean smirk?"
"No, Shane was definitely snarling," Uncle Rob chuckled over at us, pouring some milk on his cornflakes. "Eyes wide, teeth bared, lips drawn back into a primitive, animalistic snarl!"
"I was only dimly aware that you'd come into the room," I chortled, opting for Coco Pops to fill my bowl with. "I was just way too far gone!"
"From your face I assumed you to be in sheer agony," Uncle Rob said. "I looked down your body as you squatted there on the edge of Jake's bed and saw that you were masturbating furiously even though your penis had already discharged itself bountifully across your stomach and thighs -"
"Oh yeah!" I giggled. "That's a bit of a thing I do..."
"Then I peered lower down to your testicles, bobbing wildly between your legs -"
"Still looking enormous, I bet," Jake guffawed, "even though he'd just fired off such a massive load!"
"And then lower still," Uncle Rob went on, "down to the two penile shafts, pressed tightly together to make one grotesquely thick girth, which were directed upwards and which you were pleasuring frantically with your bottom."
"So that's when you realised why he was snarling...?" Marcus grinned after taking a mouthful from his coffee.
"Quite," Uncle Rob grinned. "That it wasn't from agony... very much the contrary. That it was the sheer ecstacy of being so extensively penetrated by both my son and his lover's erections at the same time!"
"Male lover," Jake corrected him.
"Oh yes, that's right," Uncle Rob smirked at his son. "I was forgetting about Ellie, the elusive girlfriend."
"Then what happened?" I asked, having little memory as my head had been so overwhelmed by pleasure.
Uncle Rob chuckled. "You started whimpering frantically... short high-pitched bursts gasping from your lungs... and then your penis, still being ferociously pounded by your fist, started erupting for what I assume to be a second seminal release."
"That's quite a trick you've got there," Jake grinned at me, reaching for more orange juice. "I can suck my own dick, you can spooge off twice in a row... I dunno which is the better superhero skill!"
"It's something I've always been able to do ever since I started beating off," I shrugged, smiling at the three of them. "I've got to be really turned-on to be able to shoot twice in a row and back in Brissy, as you can probably imagine, that doesn't happen very often!"
Uncle Rob laughed over at me. "And yet you've done it two days running with Jake and Marcus!"
"Yeah!" I laughed back. "I might even manage three cuff-offs in quick succession at this rate!"
At home it was quite rare that I would go up to my room to jerk off and then, straight after wiping off, bone right back up again and give my dick a second flogging. When it did happen it was usually after an afternoon surfing, dagging around with the guys and finding myself really horny when I got home. Once it had happened after a footie game at college when we'd all been messing about in the lockerroom, whipping each other's butts with our towels and trying to grope at each other's semis.
Marcus munched his muesli glumly and whined, "I haven't got a superhero skill..."
"Yes, you have," Jake said. "You've got that thing you do."
"What thing?"
"You know... that thing," Jake laughed.
"I don't know what you're on about!" Marcus shrugged, amused and confused in equal measure.
"Okay, since you've made me spell it out... the thing where you push your dick back under your balls and work the end of it up your own bunghole!"
"Oh my God!" I laughed. "That is just too cool! Why didn't you show me...?"
Now that I thought about it, his knob was pretty long when it was limp and his arsehole was really low down in his crack, practically just behind his nuts. With a few minor contortions, probably in his bedroom as a teen, he'd discovered he could actually butt-fuck himself!
"It's not that exciting," Marcus smiled over at me. "I've got to be totally limp or else it doesn't work and, even then, I can only just squeeze the head of my cock inside."
"It must look awesome, though," I marvelled back at him. "Seeing you with your legs wide open and your wang curved round with the end of it plugged up your own arse! That'd be so hot, mate!"
Marcus grinned at my enthusiasm. "The trouble is, though, once it's up there, the feel of it makes me bone up. As soon as my cock starts getting stiff, it pops straight back out again."
"Have you ever shown a girlfriend you can do that?" Uncle Rob asked, finishing off his cereal. "I once showed one of mine a particular trick I can do..."
"One of my earliest girlfriends, yeah," he nodded. "She was horrified by it... she called me a freak of nature and told me to never do it again. Since then I've only shown other dudes my little... er... party piece!"
"Similar reaction here," Uncle Rob smiled.
"It can be good to get things started between me and another guy if he's staying over with me," Marcus added.
"How's that work then?" Jake asked him.
"You know... 'You wanna see this thing I can do?'... 'Oh wow, that's cool! Does it feel kinda weird?'... 'No it feels nice, that's why it pops out!'... 'Oh right, I see... maybe we could try something else that won't pop out'... that kind of scenario!"
We all laughed and Uncle Rob asked, "Is that actually successful as a chat-up technique?"
"It's worked a couple of times," Marcus grinned. "This other time, the lad tried it on himself and found that he was flexible enough to keep his dick up there even when he was fully hard. He started sliding it in and out of his butt, the two of us laughing... until we both got a surprise when he squirted a bucketload of jizz out of his hole! I mean, it was disappointing that he'd finished off so quickly... but it was hot to watch him cumming out of his arse with a really doofy look on his face!"
We got on with our breakfast, the room busy and playful, with Uncle Rob heating some water to poach some eggs and Marcus and I spooning some baked beans into a bowl to be microwaved. We would soon be heading out for the day but I loved the banter we had together in the kitchen: a very sweet man enjoying the company of his three young companions, all chatting and laughing at the fun we were having together.
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I awoke because the mattress I was sleeping on was bouncing rhythmically. When I opened my eyes I was facing the door and, as Jake and Marcus were behind me, I assumed that one of them must have woken up horny and was giving his dick a hasty tugging.
I rolled over to see what was going on and realised my two friends were in the middle of a 'good morning' butt-fuck. Jake was upright and kneeling behind, roughly ploughing his thick shaft in and out of Marcus' cheeks who was bending over on all fours. Both faced forwards and both had expressions that were pretty much without emotion.
"G'day," I croaked to Jake when he glanced down and saw that I was awake and watching them. I smiled to show how much I liked seeing my cousin start his day with a good hard bum-job.
Jake gestured down at the arse he was rooting with his big cock not missing a beat.
"You want some of this?" he asked with the same enthusiasm as if he was offering me a swig from his Coke.
I wasn't sure if he was suggesting I bend over alongside his friend to get serviced by my cousin's crud-smeared dick or whether he was asking if I wanted to have a turn on the blond guy.
"No, I'm good," I smiled. "I'll just watch you guys."
He faced forwards again and his hard, fast rooting of his mate's chuff continued. His technique was mechanical and both of their faces were impassive. There was none of the usual fun in their sex and there was sure as hell no passion. It was like Jake had woken up with a boner and, since he happened to have a mate in the bed with him, he was using his arse in preference to wanking himself off. And Marcus was just dutifully taking it, his indifferent cock hanging limp between his legs, hardly even working his body in time with his buddy's as he had his gaping backdoor relentlessly pounded.
I realised there must be two types of dude sex which were indulged in by lads like Jake and Marcus who considered themselves primarily straight.