Funkhouse Fatcamp Ch 05 06

Chapter-5: "Bed Buddies"

When the campers got to the cabin they each stepped in moving to the side and tried to spread out in the cramped space, a task that wasn't easy to say the least.

After every one was in the last boy shut the door. Carlos the 395 pound Mexican boy who had sat directly in front of Lorenzo on the bus ride noticed the lack of beds in the room, "Mannn, the fuck they got goin on in here? two lil ass beds and six niggas?! Nahh, they trippin!" That outburst of rebellion was quickly subdued as the all began to simultaneously notice and read the signs in the room one of which that read, "avoid sleeping on lower grounds to reduced the risk of rodent bites." So without much choice the boys climbed into their assigned beds and began to try and move into a comfortable sleeping positions.

After an hour of basically playing Tetris with their body fat, it was decided that in order for them to be comfortable enough to get any sleep each bed would have to have two guys laying in a spooning position at the head. Then one unlucky camper would have to lay head to cheesy feet! The foot dwellers were going to be decided by a game of old fashion rock paper scissors but with them all being fat gassy pigs, Boobie, another one of the 400 pound campers came up with the bright idea of a fart contest. Each team of three was to conduct their own, the farts would be judge based on how long, loud & most importantly stanky they were.

The most rank and pungent would be the winner which means they get to sleep in the front reducing the amount of farts and foot funk from the dweller they will have to breathe in. Second place goes to the louder or longer of the remaining two earning them the spot behind the 1st place winner in the bed only having to breathe in some of the funk they will kick up in the night together. However third place would be stuck at the dweller position doomed to endure both his bunk mates stale foot funk & eggy fart bombs all through out the mucky summer night. This would be repeated every two weeks until the summer was up. They all agreed and the farts commenced. Mind you no one has showered or had a bowel movement in at least 14 hours!

Chapter-6: "It's Stinks In Here" (Bed #1)

The first chub to start off the rotten competition was Randy, a 380 pound white lard ass teen with fat rosy cheeks, blonde bangs and gurthy hamhock thighs to go along with his wide heavy wagon ass. He was paired up with Boobie and another short stubby 375 pound indian superchub named Ronjay. Randy stood up from the bed and turned to the group of campers then paused before warning, "alright now fellas, my mom says I would peel the wallpaper if it wasn't for Febreze!" Then he lifted his left leg and let it rip!

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Randy's fart had a loud echoing rattle and lasted for about 5 seconds. It was extra rank and pungent reminiscent of deviled eggs & mayonnaise jars left out to spoil. The after effects were felt instantly! "Fuckkk Dude, something died in there!" Exclaimed Ronjay while dropping his head, "I Hope Boobie's big ass doesn't smell as bad as it looks or I'm fucked!" "Sorry y'all forgot to mention I had Mexican ribs and burritos for lunch and it wants to come out. I better take a trip to the shitter"

Ronjay was up next. He desperately wanted to avoid being barraded by Randy's dirty colon punches. So he turned to the boys bent over half way while spreading his cheeks with both hands and strained to push out his guts as hard as he could!

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Ronjay's Fart started with a loud pop then fizzed out to a low bubbly stutter. It was nice and ripe and extra stanky but didn't linger as long as Randy's whose reminiscents of distinct mayoy odor could still be smelt through the tiny room. "Good Shit! But it's my turn now! Let me show y'all boys how it's done!" Proclaimed Boobie with a cocky smirk before dropping both his jeans and boxer briefs and squatting directly in front of his two bunkies.

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Boobie's Nasty Fart started with a loud wet explosion continuing with a deep echoing rumble seeming to get louder all the way up to the end and lasted for a whopping 9 seconds! It was immediate torture to everyone's noses in the room, Stankin' up the whole cabin while sticking to their throat and nostrils and lingering for almost 20 minutes. Without surprise Boobie was Declared the 1st place winner, Randy took second and Ronjay began to pray he wouldn't lose his lunch tonight since both the winners had kicked off their sneakers and cracked open a celebratory pack of canned chilli. He could already smell the strong stench of warm old cheese and stale corn-chips coming from their feet and they weren't anywhere as close to his face as they would be for the next two weeks!