Part 2: Fucking Husband and Husband
Matt and Robbie picked me up from the airport together, both wearing suits. Robbie was driving a Mustang he shouldn't have been able to afford and as Matt eagerly helped me put my bags in the back, it was clear to me that he had been missing my touch. I'd missed him too, and Robbie. While I wasn't as happy to be back as they were to be picking me up, I was glad to see them both. Matt's haircut was sexy and asymmetrical. His eyebrows looked professionally done and as I stared at his face in the mirror I became increasingly convinced he'd had some work done. His jawline looked more square. His lips looked fuller. He'd gone from a naturally handsome guy too geeky to put it to good use to looking like a perfume model.
"Okay, I'll bite. Why do you two look dressed for the governor's ball?"
"Because my
husband
wants to take us all to Southern Decadence and I want
you
to see my tailor, sir. It's the least I can do after you gave me all those makeovers," Matt said.
Seeing him so confident and so very post-glow-up made me feel happy for him.
"I need a shower because I can do tailor or orgies or
anything
of the sort.
But...
you two look hot. And I will definitely go with you to get some threads for Southern Decadence. Who the fuck is your husband, dude, and when did you come into big money?"
"His name is Matthew, but I call him Daddy. His dad (who I call Rick instead of grandpa) is Kleenex money."
"You're joking."
"Ach
oo
," answered Matt.
"You're
fucking
joking."
"No, I'm not. I really call him Rick."
I bust out laughing. "God, I told Morgan you're a fucking faggot, Matt. But I didn't think you were this kind of faggot."
"What can I say? Meeting my other half really helped me find myself."
"And his name is also Matt?" I laughed, turning around to look at him.
"Matthew. I'm Matt. It says so in the pre-nup."
"Stop!" I yelled, cracking back up.
"It does, I've seen it," Robbie said, jabbing me in the side.
"So is he hot?"
"Yes," they both said at the same time.
"What the fuck, dudes? Every time I blow a load in my room, your in-laws get richer. That's insane!" I laughed.
"Dude, I've got stocks in Rush and Boy Butter. Circle jerks are my passive income."
"What the fuck? Why didn't you buy J-Lube?"
"They're homophobic," Robbie answered. "I already asked him. Hey, are you hungry or do you just want to shower?"
"Uh...both?"
"Okay, my place is closer. You can shower and I'll make something or we can order something," he said, keeping his eyes on the road.
"Ooh! You know how you make that really pepperjack gnocchi? Can you make that for me?"
"Ehhhh we should just order something," he played hard to get.
"Come on! Pleaaaase!" I begged him. "Bro, come on. I'll suck your dick. Just make me the gnocchi!"
"I dunnooo....you might have to suck my dick twice if you want homemade gnocchi."
"Dude! Come on!...okay fine. I'll sick your dick twice. But you still owe me a blowjob for that favor I did you last month."
"Wow. Look who's actually keeping score."
"Yeah whatever. Is this Matthew's car?"
"It's mine," said Matt.
"I still can't get over you two having the same name. You look great. Did you get work done?"
"Did you get work done?" he asked back.
"Uh...no."
"Then no I did not. I ate organic and got good dick and it just made me hotter," he said.
"Means yes," Robbie snickered.
"Hey, the muscles are real."
We kept cracking jokes all the way up to my shower. When I got out, they were sitting on Robbie's bed making out while recording it on their phones.
"This one's for Matthew. That one's for OnlyFans," Robbie said, looking them over.
"Daddy's going to love it."
"Eww. You actually call him Daddy?" I said, taking off my towel.
"Wow, San Francisco must have sucked because you came back ripped. Like more ripped. Really ripped," Matt stammered.
"Did you make me gnocchi?" I pouted at Robbie.
"I did. It's in the kitchen."
"Your house is nice, man," I shouted from the kitchen, grabbing myself a bowl.
"Thanks!" he yelled back.
"Are y'all gonne fuck right now?" I yelled back, sitting on his couch.
"Yeah!" they both yelled back.
"Cool." I ate while checking my text messages. My ex in SF was asking about a gold chain she was absolutely never going to get back. Some old coworkers were still using the group chat even though our job was closed down for the foreseeable future.
I hit Robbie's bong which he'd left packed on the coffee table, and turned on his TV. I flipped through a few channels and then decided to give into my baser instincts.
"Hey Robbie, I'm coming for that blowjob!" I yelled, getting up.
"The one I owe you, or the one you owe me?"
"Sure!" I answered, walking in on them. Matt had his long legs spread and his feet behind his head. Rob was double penetrating him with a massive dildo and using a fleshlight on his cock. "Damn dude. You've been stretching."
"Mhmm. Every day," Matt said.
I patted his head then stood over him to feed Robbie my cock. He took it in his throat like a pro, bobbing back and forth on it. He knows exactly how I like my dick sucked and he showed me how glad he was to have me back. Matt's phone rang. He answered it like a fucking slut.
"Hello sir," he said, panting. A pause. "Yes, sir. Robbie and I just picked up Zeke from the airport." A pause. "No,sir. You told me to wait my turn and I'm waiting my turn. This is Robbie's dick I'm taking." A pause. "Yes sir." A moan. "Unnhhh, yes sir. Okay. I'll see you for dinner. Love you too, Daddy."
"Eww," I whispered at Rob.
"Shut up. It's hot," Rob said around my cock. (He and I can have a full conversation while 69ing)
"Matthew says he wants you to breed him, Zeke," Matt said, humping like a cum hungry fiend.
"You know me. I'll always cum in a good friend's spouse," I told him.