Chapter Ten - No Walking In The Rain
Mike felt good, almost like laughing for no reason. One night sleeping next to Jared, and he was as good as new. His friend was good enough to be rented by the hour or sold in a bottle, and just as he thought that, Mike realized how weird that must have sounded. It was such a good thing that no one could hear his thoughts, or they would have believed him to be an absolute basket case. Jared would have gotten the joke, but Mike still chided himself internally just for thinking something that could be misunderstood.
"Mike, aren't you in a good mood today?" One of the janitors asked him and offered him a broad smile.
"Yeah, I slept so well."
"That's good, that's good. Young people today, always glued to their phones, they never sleep."
"I know," Mike said with a long sigh. "I often do that. Don't sleep, I mean."
"So, how did you manage to sleep so well?" The man asked him as he saw about his business. "Just so that you remember and repeat it."
"I slept with my friend," Mike said without overthinking.
The janitor straightened up, and Mike bit his lips. Of course, that sounded wrong. But it appeared his verbal blunder wasn't the reason why the janitor was so serious all of a sudden.
"Good morning, Mr. Armstrong," the janitor said quickly.
"Good morning, Danners. Do you have everything you need?"
"All here. I'm almost finished on this floor."
Mike turned in slow motion. He had said the wrong thing, and Ryan had been there to overhear it. Was the universe having an elaborate plot against him?
"Mike," Ryan said and nodded as he brushed past him without even looking down.
"Ry - Mr. Armstrong," Mike said automatically.
He needed to bite his tongue. He needed one of those medieval torture devices that sent a rusty nail through the victim's tongue so that they never spoke again against the regime, the church, planets turning, or who knew what else. This morning, he had a knack not only to think the wrong thing but also to say it out loud.
Guided by nothing but instinct, he took off after Ryan, his sneakers making squeaky sounds on the polished floor. "Mr. Armstrong," he said in a heartbeat, "I was wondering if you could spare a moment."
"I'm already late," Ryan said in a terse voice. "Can it wait?"
Mike could continue to be his usual self. He would say 'yes', and then he would spend the entire day, if not the whole week, torturing himself over the misinterpretation of his words. "It would only take a minute," he insisted.
Ryan stopped and eyed him carefully. "All right. Should I step into your office, then?"
"It's way down."
"Exactly."
"We'll take the elevator!" Mike said brightly.
Ryan appeared a bit surprised but followed him to the elevator. Mike could feel sweat coming off all his pores. What was he doing? Was he really stopping his boss from attending some important meeting only because his big mouth had run like a broken mill? Apparently, he was.
Fortunately, the elevator was empty when it stopped. Mike hurried to keep the door and invited Ryan inside. No, he wouldn't inhale Ryan's sexy cologne. Holding his breath was impossible, though. Cursing at himself, he followed Ryan inside and closed the door, probably using way too many moves to appear that he was still acting like a normal person.
"Well?" Ryan asked.
Mike was standing with his back at his boss, registering his presence as the elevator began moving smoothly. Everything at their company was top notch. The elevator had soft music in the background, and it smelled great. Well, not as great as Ryan, that was sure.
"I didn't sleep with Jared!" Mike blurted out.
"What?" Ryan asked, visibly irritated.
"What I said earlier, it's not true! I mean, I slept at Jared's house, in his bed, with him, but we only slept."
The way he said it, it sounded like he was digging his own grave.
Ryan sighed. "Why would I care, Mike? Do you have any idea what this looks like?"
Mike froze. "I'm sorry," he mumbled.
The elevator stopped, and he got out. He almost slammed the door in Ryan's face. "Sorry!" He exclaimed. "I had no idea you would get down -"
Ryan's eyes were menacing as they bore into him. Mike took a few steps back and considered, for a moment, to make a run for the server room and hide there. There was no need to do that because Ryan grabbed his arm and pushed him in that direction.
He could protest. He could ask Ryan what he thought about how that looked like now. But Mike remained silent. His curiosity involved other things. Ryan pushed him through the door to the server room and then closed it behind him.
"Mike," he said in a tone that brooked no contradiction.
"Yes," Mike replied in a meek voice.
"Do you want to drive me nuts?"
"Um, no?"
"No? Then why do you get me in close quarters with you? Do you think I'm some sort of robot once I put a suit on?"
"Um, no?"
"Is this your usual way of carrying a conversation?"
"Um, yes?"