Although I am very blessed, the times when a gift from my wife surprised me were few and far between. I learned to drop hints hard, or God only knows what they might be. But it was my 60th, so it was big, and I thought I would leave her alone.
Not that it would have been the end of the world, but I began to think she had forgotten. Then she made my favorite meal and gave me a full-body massage, a good tongue lashing, and a hard pegging. Pleased with my birthday offerings, I kissed her goodnight, settling in for the night, but then the light turned on, and she handed me an envelope.
(Opening it.) "Oh, a cruise; when do we leave?"
"Look again." She said in a sinister voice.
I was gobsmacked at first, "Oh, a Gay Cruise and only one ticket." She kissed me again and wished me a final Happy Birthday.
The following day was Sunday, and we hung out at home for the most part. And after the good fucking she gave me, she was the first one up. I didn't need the smell of coffee and the crackling of bacon to find her, but it did not hurt either.
She was in her shorty robe, reaching up for plates; it did little to hide the roundness of her ass. She jumped when my hand took hold, commenting how they were cold. "Well, maybe to your hot ass, which l enjoy so much it they are." l responded.
We made it through breakfast before she asked. "So, what do you think?" l knew she meant the cruise.
"Well, don't you think it would have been better if we went together?" She thought for a moment. "Me and a boatload of swinging cocks does sound fun." (We both laughed.) "No, l thought you were missing that." (Meaning male on male) And she was right. Not Gay, but every bit of Bisexual with a preference for Bottom. But to be honest, the idea both excited me and scared the shit out of me. A fish out of water of sorts, l guess. But six days later, she was dropping me off for who knows what.
When l was aboard, there was a sea of bald and greying guys like me, with a splattering of youngsters. This was a plus in my books, feeling out of sorts. After getting underway, little time was wasted before dinner was served; after that, l ponied up to the bar.
Right off the bat, a young guy approached me, offering me a drink. I think the confusion was what stood out the most. Thanks, but no thanks. Regret filled my mind; l mean, l came to this side later in life, same-sex play, having to put aside a bald head, hairy back, or hanging balls. I have one of those, two if my wife didn't shave my back for me. With regret, l looked across the room, and there he was, a vision of the star quarterback who was surely not suffering any of those things l mentioned. But then l watched him and another older guest make their way out of the bar area to one's room or the other, l imagine. Then, the bartender informed me it was a thing: young guys that like older guys lacking similar bodies.
After two hours of being too afraid to initiate and no more offers, l retreat to my room. l masturbated, but that did little to quench my thirst. Thoughts of that young buck and what could have been gave me little relief. So l dug into my bag to get the things to shower before bed. My wife packed my bag, and it seemed strange that she included a loop of rope, which we used from time to time, me tying her to our iron bed.