I was spending some quality time on a bench near my campus, when suddenly, a black car parked near me. I didn't know much about cars, but even I could recognize an expensive one when I saw it.
First thing that brought my attention to this specific car was the obnoxious rap music getting out through the open windows. Unfortunately, that was exactly what I was waiting here for. I closed my book and approached the car. Inside, a handsome man in sunglasses was sitting on the driver's seat, smiling at me and showing off his elbow in a relaxed pose.
"Look at you," he said, checking me out after raising the sunglasses above his eyes. "You're a man now! A real college student! And you even grew something that almost looks like a beard!"
I smirked and leaned over his car window, looking around the insides of his car. Brian was my big brother's childhood best friend. He visited our house on numerous occasions, and even though I barely interacted with him, he felt like an old friend.
"And you look exactly the same," I've responded. "Damn, that's a really nice car. You robbed a bank?" I've noticed something bizarre: two condoms dangling from the rearview mirror. "Is that your air freshener?"
"I guess I overestimated your maturity. These, my dear Daniel, are condoms. You put them on your cock so that your naughty juices don't make you go bankrupt because of the alimony." He smiled, showing a perfect set of white teeth. "Speaking of cocks and juices, you've reminded me something. Your brother told me that you play for the both teams. Is that true?"
I rolled my eyes. I would beat my brother's ass for doing this again, if only he wasn't such a muscular giant.
"I'm not surprised that he told you. For some reason, Brandon loves pushing me out of the closet."
"Good for you, lad. And welcome to the team."
I looked at him, slightly surprised.
"You're bi, too?"
"Of course I am. We're both lucky that we can experience pleasure with both sexes. Although, I doubt we are exactly the same... My taste in men limits me to... more twinkish guys." He checked me out with a smile. "Such as yourself, actually..."
I chuckled nervously, when he ran his fingers over my wrist. I figured it would be best if I straight up told him why I wanted to meet with him today.
"So, I wanted to meet, because Brandon mentioned that you have three tickets for the game this week, but you don't plan to go. Would you be willing to sell them over to me?" I hoped he didn't sell them yet. I didn't ask him that in our phone call, because he said he's near and he insisted to come to see me.
"Sell them over to you?" he repeated, in a bored, disappointed tone, for some unknown reason. "I don't know, man... why would I want to do that?"
I chuckled, thinking he was just teasing me.
"Well, why waste money on tickets that you won't use?"
"I'm doing pretty well in terms of finances, lad. I don't really care about these tickets," he explained, showing a smug smile.
"Well, but I do care and since I'm your favorite... uhh..." it took me a few seconds to untangle the essence of our relationship, "your favorite little brother of your best friend, you could sell them to me, right?"
He laughed shortly.
"You're not a brat anymore, so your 'kid brother of my best friend' privileges has stopped working, I'm afraid..." He smirked. "But for old times' sake, we can play a game. If you win, you get the tickets for free." I raised eyebrows, both surprised and suspicious, hearing such potentially generous proposition. "And if I win... hmm..." He looked over his passenger seat. "You will come with me now, to my apartment, and you will be my bitch for 24 hours... What do you say?"
I laughed, but seeing as his devilish smile didn't change for a while, I realized that he wasn't really joking...
"Dude, what?" I chuckled, blushing. "Wait... you're not serious, right?"
"I absolutely am. You're a pretty cute guy now, but in a few years you will grow out from your twink self into a real man that won't interest me anymore. It's now or never." He kept smiling in a cheeky way, like he didn't care at all whether his words were offensive or controversial.
"I have to admit, you surprised me." I wasn't lying. The longest interaction I've ever had with him consisted of him yelling at me for cockblocking him during a party my big brother organized in our house. I've felt obligated to do it, as I noticed him pissing into our pool after he got drunk. It wasn't revenge, it was justice. "You're kind of... old, you know?" How old was he, exactly? I'm 20 years old and he's seven years older... yeah, he's pretty much a grandpa.
"Yeah, I don't give a shit," he barked, a bit annoyed with my conclusion. "So you want these tickets or nah?"
I sighed. What was I supposed to say, no? Besides, I have no honor. If I win, I get free tickets. If I lose... it's not like the law will force me to have sex with him, right?
"Fine, whatever."
He showed me a coin.
"I want tails," I've said immediately.
"That's cute, but we're not playing heads or tails." He moved in his seat to hide his hands behind his back. Then, he showed me two of his closed fists, smiling tauntingly. "Find the coin and you will get the tickets. Fail and you will be my boytoy."
What an idiot he was. If he would ask me on a date, I would probably say yes. But this way of "flirting" or whatever the heck it was... really not my kind of thing.
I poked his right fist. He opened it immediately. His wide smile was enough for an answer.
"Oops." He showed me his empty hand. Then revealed the coin in his other one. "Looks like you're my bitch now..."
I laughed and backed away from his car window.
"Yeah, that's really not happening."