It was a Friday night like any other. I found myself at my usual bar drinking alone and trying to win a game or two of pool. As the night wore on I found myself playing these two buddies, Rick and Tony. They were a few years younger than my 31 years and had come out that night trying to get laid. Unfortunately they came to the wrong bar, this one was just a dive bar and the chances of hooking up with some pussy were slim to none, I should know. The only reason I came here was I lived just a couple blocks away and could walk home when I felt like getting too drunk to drive.
They seemed like nice guys just out for a good time and not much else. While I couldn't exactly discuss literature with them, they were fun enough to be around. We traded dirty jokes and lamented the lack of ladies until last call. As sometimes happens, we had become buddies by then and didn't feel like calling it a night. They said they had some whisky and an air hockey table back at the house they shared and challenged me to a game or two. Rick was drunk, but like most 20-somethings, thought he'd still be okay to drive, so off we went.
If I'd known how far out they lived I might have reconsidered, it seemed like we drove forever before we got to a little ranch house in the country. True to their word, there was a big bottle of Scotch and very soon we were in a heated air hockey tournament. Tony was the better of the two so mostly he and I played while Rick sat on the couch complaining about how horny he was. He kept saying he didn't even care anymore, he just needed somewhere warm and wet to stick his dick.
Hell, I said, out here there's gotta be sheep or something you could fuck.
Well, he replied, I'm not all that picky at this point, but it oughta be human.
Hey, Tony put in, our guest here is human.
Rick and Tony had a good laugh at that one.
I'm horny, I said, but I'm not horny enough to fuck a guy yet.
Continuing the joke, Rick said, No one said anything about you fucking a guy, I'm talking about fucking you, heh heh.
Looking over my shoulder I said, I don't think you're big enough to fuck me, kid.
Taking this as a challenge, Rick jumped up smiling and said, Well, there's only one way to find out. Then he grabbed me from behind and we fell to the floor laughing and wrestling. It was then that I realized how much stronger he was then me. Within a minute he had me pinned flat on my back and was straddling my chest.
Laughing, I said, dude, get your crotch out of my face.
In response to this he leaned forward and pretended to hump my face while Tony egged him on.
Hell yeah, buddy, if we can't find a woman lets make him our bitch.
Things we getting a little out of hand and I took a stern tone of voice.
Alright, guys, this was fun and all, but I probably need to get home soon.
It was then I noticed the look in Rick's eyes as he gazed down at me from above. It was leering, and even in my drunken state, something about it bothered me.
Seriously, man, I'm tired, let me up.
Rick just smiled even more and said, shit, man, no one's driving you home this late. You'll have to crash here for the night. And anyway, I'm still horny. As skinny as you are, it wouldn't be hard to pretend you were a chick. I bet you swallow.
No, and even if I was gay, I wouldn't blow you, I said, trying to keep things light. And besides, you aren't gay either.
Who said anything about me being gay. You sucking our cocks just makes you gay, not us.
