Another low effort FemboyWorld story! Please let me know what you think of this iteration of FemboyWorld. Any comments are much appreciated!
All characters are 18+
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Three! Two! One! FBW Boiwash is now open for cleaning!
Yeah, that's right. I opened a carwash. Good ol Mr. Knudsen once again expanded the FBW empire. But you see, I sort of had to. Like all great business adventures, this one occurred when I went through a carwash some months ago. It was boring. You sit in your car, parked in neutral and a gigantic ass machine washes your car. Ew.
Some love the convenience. But convenience always sacrifices fun. So, I admit I saw a new opportunity. I rushed over back to the office and told these idiots to stop wanking to pornhub and get on a conference call. Two months later, we are cutting the ribbons and opening our fifty lot personal carwash with all the amenities of the Femboy brand.
So, without further ado, here's a little taste of what it's like at the new FemboyWorld Boiwash.
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"Fuck you, asshole!" Two fuck boys throw Costco Food Court smoothies and Mochas at my pickup truck drenching the passenger side window. Fuck. It ain't my fault I just happened to double park. These big ass tires can't fit in these wimpy Subaru sized ass spaces. Self-righteous assholes can piss off. I was in a hurry. I forgot to bring wine for my work party, and Costco is the cheapest option.
I cannot go to my work dinner with a dirty car. These social events can lead to promotions, and earning 25 an hour does not cut in this economy. This is one of those events where the condition of your car is their first impression of you. And this dirty ass car is not going to cut it.
I Google "nearest car wash." I have thirty minutes to spare. I should be fine. My anxiety about this event forced me to leave my apartment early, but I forgot the one thing that my bosses would appreciate the most: a bottle of wine.
Google suggested only one option. A carwash that was two miles away, Boiwash. What the fuck? I widened the search, and there were no other close options.
I tried Yelp next. Same outcome. Boiwash it is. Odd way to spell "boy", but as long as they clean this shit off my car, who cares how they spell it.
I drive the two miles. The roads were clear until I spotted the block Boiwash was in.
So many flipping cars. How are there so many? It is like an In' n' out drive-thru. The line stretched out to the street. Luckily, this was a business district, so traffic was light. It took about five unnecessary minutes to turn into place. The line deviated between two sides, "Spectators" and "Wash". Who the hell spectates a carwash?
This carwash was unlike other carwashes. I assumed this was an automatic carwash where I could put the car in neutral and let the machine do its work. But, nope. As they say on the side of the building, "The best Hand Car Wash a man can find." The building is shaped like a "U". I count up to 50 single-car garage bays. The majority of them had the garage door down. But there were many more cars parked on the "spectator" side. I lean to peek inside, and men are roaming around and looking inside the garages.
Watching guys wash cars is not a spectator sport, right? Is this really a new thing people are doing?
I was about to yank the car out of the line and leave this place. I have the smallest inkling that this is one of those stealthy "gay" places. Not against it. Just not my thing.
Then, a short boy approached my car wearing tight denim shorts and a wet white shirt with the Boiwash logo across the chest. I was about to yank the car into the other side of the street, but I guess... I couldn't run this boy over. That would be murder. So I stay in line and draw the window down.
My eyes fall to his wet T-shirt with his pokey pink hard nipples visible. Then to his tight abs that looked good for...
No, no, no, shake it out. This is at least a college boy. I cannot be attracted to him.
"Welcome to Boiwash, sir!" He says with a cute smile. My eyes draw up to his face as I watch him smooth over his wet, soapy blonde hair. "Is this your first time using our services? I have not seen you here before."
I feel a little agitated. Usually, they just ask if I want normal or super-duper deluxe washing, and the conversation is over in a minute. "Yes, this is my first time. I need the quickest wash you have. I'm in a time pinch."
He lets out a sly little laugh. "Sir, this carwash is not the best if you are in a hurry. But we hope to make your time here pleasant. In that case, I assume you will pay for a wash instead of spectating?"
"Yes, yes, that is right. I need to get going, though."
"Hmmmm." He brings his finger to his lips as his eyes examine me. "I will make a note to your femboys that you need some intensive stress management," He says as he types into his tablet.
Stress management? Femboys? What the fuck? "I just need a flipping carwash," I plead.
"And you will get one, sir. The wash will be $40."
What the actuall fuck? Whatever. Whatever. Outrageous, but labor costs, right? I take out my credit card and pay the fee.
My card was processed and accepted. He then approached the car and whispered, "Please be nice to our wonderful femboys." He kissed my cheek and whispered again, "Pull into bay 24."
I roll forward, stunned and dismayed this boy just put his lips on me.
"Hey, watch it!" A man shouts as I slam on the brake. I hold up my hand and say sorry as he walks away, disgruntled. I guess he was one of the spectators. Then I looked past him. There seemed to be hundreds of men walking around and looking into the garages. And all of them had their...
oh, my
, they all had their cocks out.
I looked a little closer. There were, what I assumed they call 'femboys', walking around with their cocks out, only wearing those white boiwash shirts. Some were stroking other men as they watched by the garage door window. Others were handing out beverages and such. Other femboys were kissing in a crowd of horny men.
What the actual fuck?
*Honk, honk, honk* "Hey dude! Get to your garage! I have been waiting all week for this!" The guy behind me screams as he blasts his car horn. A beige femboy approaches the front of my car and gives me the come here finger wag. He moves his hands like an air traffic controller directing me to bay 24.
The cute boy directs me as I turn into the bay and slowly park in the garage. There were two femboys in the garage with their backs toward me. One tall and lean with a pale tone and tight ass. The other was a couple inches shorter but, my god he had the nicest ass I have ever seen. So plump with his olive skin, almost enhancing it. I admittedly imagined myself slapping it and imaging his ass recoiling. Both were wearing the boiwash shirt and white g-string thongs.