My two college roommates and I were in a fantasy football league, in addition to league bet we had a side house bet where the loser had to do something embarrassing and every year the stakes seem to grow. The first year, the loser had to rent a tuxedo and take a greyhound bus back home, our second year loser had to wear a pink dress to the fantasy football draft, and this year loser had to buy a maid costume and act as the maid for 24 hours.
I had managed to not lose the first two years, but lost in epic fashion this year, making three straight years there was a different loser. As much as I didn't want to dress as a maid, Mike and Jeff fulfilled their bets and it was my turn for a day of embarrassment, at least I didn't have to leave the house. Being a poor junior in college, I didn't have much money to spend, so I found the cheapest maid costume I could find.
The costume arrived and I pulled it out of the package, it was a lot smaller than it looked online; I tried it on and covered much less than I expected, it barely went to my thighs and if I bent over, well, a lot could be seen. I figured no big deal, I'll just put on a pair of bike shorts for added coverage. I took another look at myself in the mirror, thought I looked ridiculous, and headed downstairs to face my punishment.
Mike and Jeff were already downstairs playing video games when I went down. Both started catcalling and teasing me as I walked down. I was a little embarrassed and wanted to run back upstairs, but a bet is a bet.
"Whoa, what do we have here, this isn't what we agreed to," Jeff said while looking me up and down.
"What are you talking about asswipe, this is the bet, I'm in a maid costume," I replied giving a little twirl I immediately regretted.
Jeff reached out and tugged at the bottom of my bike shorts, "These, they're not part of the costume, you can't just be adding pieces."
"He's right you know, tsk tsk, the bet was a maid costume, not maid costume plus some of your normal clothes," Mike said.
"Are you guys serious? This fucking thing barely covers me."
Jeff let go of shorts and leaned back and smiled, "Not our fault you bought too small of a costume, besides on your small frame your ass almost looks like a woman's."
They were right of course, I'd demand they do the same, the humiliation is part of the bet. I pulled off my bike shorts and tossed them on the couch and glared at both of them, "Are you happy now?"
Mike pulled out his best attempt to do a high cultured accent, "Oh maid, there appears to be some dirty clothes on the couch, please pick them up."
Sigh, this was going to be my day, I went and picked up my bike shorts and returned to my room upstairs. I could feel their eyes on me when I went up the stairs, very self aware they could probably see my ass as I trotted up the stairs.
I headed back down stairs and again Mike and Jeff catcalled and whistled as I came down the stairs. "Fuck my life," I muttered in embarrassment as my two friends continued to whistle and laugh.
Mike seemed to take great glee in ordering me around, "tidy this place up, we don't want it to look like animals live here. And from now on, you'll need to show us some respect, we can't be having the help getting too comfortable and uppity."
"What the fuck are you talking about, this wasn't part of the bet, you guys are dicks," I said with an audible eye roll.
Jeff sat up a bit, "he's right, maids should be respectful and we shall be addressed as sir or we'll have to extend your punishment."
I let out a loud sigh, "Very will sir, where shall I start?"
Mike looked around, "The floors, they need a good vacuuming and then you can get on your hands and knees and scrub them."
"You can't be serious, I have to scrub the fucking floors?"
"Tsk, tsk, we just talked about this, please show us respect."
"Yes, sir" I grumbled and headed to pull out items to vacuum and scrub the floors. They weren't wrong, our floors were filthy, but they were always filthy. We were males at college, we didn't waste time cleaning, but whatever, lets get it over with. I leaned over to plug the vacuum, I could feel the breeze hit my bare backside and hear more hoots from Mike and Jeff. I blushed a little embarrassed but tried to ignore their jeers as I started vacuuming.
I could feel both of them watching me work, getting entertainment out of ordering me around. Jeff apparently found it fun to point out the spots I missed, "don't forget the attachments to get under the couch, leave no dust bunny behind," he said.
I looked at Jeff and gave him a fake smile, "Yes sir," and proceeded to use the vacuum hose to get under the couch. I had to get on all fours so I could get the vacuum hose alway back to the couch, again aware my backside was out for all to see. I sensed their eyes watching me, making me a bit self conscious.