Be careful what you wish for!
You probably know the rest of the saying. And yes, sometimes you do get it.
I have been extremely lucky so far to have been able to indulge in what was once just a fantasy.
Messy male erotic wrestling.
I have had the pleasure of wrestling in a wondrous variety of substances and meeting a terrific selection of guys of all shapes, sizes and ages that share a similar fantasy.
Not so long ago I was going through a month long hiatus from the wrestling scene that happens every now and then.
At work this particularly wet day, I received a text message from a guy I had chatted to several months prior.
After agreeing to meet it had unfortunately fell through.
We had talked about various experiences and he seemed a little in awe at the matches I had taken part in and the things I had wrestled in and we would often throw ideas around and hope to meet up.
We established that we would begin with a simple and easy to clean up erotic oil match. Always good fun and a huge turn on.
Unfortunately as I mentioned earlier this never came to pass.
It came as a complete surprise to me that this particular day he was going to be passing near to my place of work on his way to a job and wondered if I was available for a rather impromptu oil match.
He totally understood if I was busy at such short notice and just took a chance.
I vaguely remembered our chats and a photo of him that if memory served was a rather well built guy that I thought would be fun to wrestle.
But then who cared? Who was I to pass up the chance to have a bit of fun, especially when it wasn't expected.
After a quick calculation of hours worked, travel time and the rest we agreed to meet at a nearby motorway service station that included a Day's Inn hotel at around 2pm.
From 10am until 2pm seemed to take an eternity and in the back of my mind I was expecting a cancellation text that I'm afraid is all too common at times.
Eventually it came time to make my short journey to our meeting place. That's when my phone went off. My heart started to sink as I saw that I had a message from my new opponent.
My temporary depression was lifted by the message that he was already there and was sorting things out.
As usual it felt like my heart could be seen beating under my coat, feeling as if everyone I walked past knew why I was there and what I was about to do.
I entered the hotel and slipped past the empty reception booth to the room that had been designated.
With a deep breath I knocked on the door. For some reason making sure I had the right one after I had knocked.
It's always with a smile to myself when I look back at the events that unfolded that day and I was in for two surprises.
The door opened several inches and a large face appeared in the gap.
"Hi. I'm Martin" I said fearing I had got the wrong door even after checking 20 times.
"Oh hi." Mike said swinging the door open.
So many thoughts entered my mind as I laid eyes on my new opponent and the one that I remember most is that no one will believe me when I tell them.
Two words came to mind at that time. Fuck and me.
The door opened and I was confronted with what I could only describe as a 36 year old barbarian, a very wet one in a small hotel towel that never seems to cover much when I'm wearing one let alone someone of this guys stature. He was certainly well built and not what I had expected.
Although around the same height as me his body had been down the gym and had probably lived there for a while.
How was I going to compete with that? I'm sure that wasn't the picture I had seen some months ago. On strength alone I was on to a loser.
And yes you can call me shallow but the towel barely wrapped around his lower half and bulged nicely where it needed to, causing myself to start growing and my thoughts to momentarily wander.
This was surprise number one.
I stepped inside the room quickly and made some lame joke about did I have the right door before seeing the bed on its end and the mattress on the floor covered by a large blue plastic sheet. One thing I didn't notice was any oil. I thought nothing of it and turned as Mike shut and locked the door.
"Hope you don't mind but I thought I would shower and get things ready."
"Not at all." I replied. It's always nice to deal with such efficiency.
We exchanged a few pleasantries and he apologised for missing our last arrangement.
We then spoke briefly about any rules and no-go areas and the forfeit for the loser before
I headed for the shower as I was eager to get started and see what was under that damn towel.
I entered the room with my own little towel to artificial light and closed curtains.
"Are we ready?" he said.
"Ready to kick my ass? Sure!" I replied jokingly.
He laughed and pulled his towel away and reached into a supermarket carrier bag that lay on the floor next to him.