I was on my way to my first counselling session with my Episcopal Priest. I was extremely nervous and Pastor Tom was more than curious.
I was nervous because I had conveyed to him that I needed counselling in regard to a sexual matter. He was curious for obvious reasons.
Pastor Tom was a middle aged kindly looking man who had been Vicar of our Parish for over ten years and was held in high regard.
I wanted to make a good impression, so I timed my arrival to be right on time.
He welcomed me into his office and directed me to sit in a high back chair facing his desk.
"Orville, you said you wanted to speak to me regarding a sensitive subject." Pastor Tom said.
He sat patiently, as I did not quickly respond. Finally, I said. "Yes, Pastor Tom."
"Go on then, speak freely and openly. Only God and I will know what you have said," Pastor Tom said.
Those words had an immediate calming effect on me, and I responded. "Pastor Tom, for some time, I have had urges that have disturbed me."
"How have these urges manifested themselves?" Pastor Tom asked.
"Well sir, these urges include other men. Especially their cock's sir. Oh, I mean, their Penises sir."
"In what way, Orville?" He asked.
"I want to suck them sir. Oh, I mean, perform fellatio on them sir." I responded.
The good Pastor asked. "So, you are worried about becoming a cocksucker, is that it, Orville?"
"Yes sir," I responded.
"Well Orville, this may surprise you, but I think there are many cocksuckers in heaven," he said.