Another boring week night. After spending all day standing in front of a machine, then coming home and spending the evening drinking beer and eating Joe's greasy food at Joe's Bar and Grill, my life was in a rut.
I was with Ed and Mickey as usual, sitting in Joe's wishing we had something to do. Ed asks me what I'm doing this weekend, I tell him same as usual, go to see my kids at my ex's house (really my house) since I'm paying for it with my alimony and child support. Then Sunday watching football, the same as every weekend.
The bar is the same as most week nights, us three, and maybe 3 or 4 more customers, it's quite as shit and you can hear everyone's conversations. Everyone sitting in the same chairs every night.
Ed's a huge dark skin guy that is always covered with grease from his auto repair shop across the street. Mickey's a short just over 5' light skin guy that can't make a decision for himself. I'm Charlie, brown skin average height, average weight, just average everything. When I say Ed was huge I mean huge all over, he had tree trunks for arms. Sometimes he would wrap a towel around his arm and hit a telephone pole to make it shake showing off.
We all three have rooms above Joe's and spend out nights here. We all thought tonight would be the same, but things were about to change.
The door to the bar opens and in walks this young white guy, barely 20yo. He walks up to bar and ask Joe if he could use a phone. He tells him he has car trouble and he wants to call someone to come pick him up. Joe ask him what he's doing in this part of town, and he tells Joe that he's new to town. A college student and riding around had gotten lost.
He said his car was smoking and had stopped running. Ed stood up and started to walk over to the bar, I could see the gleam in Ed's eyes. If that white boy knew what was good for him, he would turn and run out the door and never stop running until he got back to whatever town or city he came from.
Well he wasn't lucky, Ed grabs his arm and tells him he's a mechanic and that he would be happy to look at the car to see if he could help. The young guy tells Ed that he's in school and doesn't have much money. Ed's face really lights up on hearing this.
Ed has a thing for young white boys and for young white girls too. Ed tells him let's not talk about paying until he could see what was wrong. Ed and the young start to walk out the door. I look over at Joe who's smiling and shaking his head.
Mickey ask me "should we go out there with them", Mickey could get on your nerves sometime. If he wanted to go he should just go, but he was good to have around sometimes, especially when you're horny as hell and there's no women around. He really knew how to polish a knob, if you know what I mean.
I tell Mickey come on lets go, we get up and start walking out and Joe tells us to be gentle with him. But knowing Ed gentle was the last thing that boy was in for. As Ed always liked to say going to give them some "Virginia Black Snake". Ed was carrying around a 9" cock under his mechanic's jump suit.
When Mickey and I got outside Ed had the hood of the car up and he was leaning over looking in the engine compartment. He raised up and said it was just a water hose busted and that he could have it fixed in no time. The white boy said he didn't have money to pay for it, but Ed as if he didn't hear him told the boy to get in the car and guide it as he, Mickey and I pushed it across the street into his garage.
Ed went about fixing the car and Mickey stood there drooling looking at the white boy's ass. I asked the boy where he was from, he said from the western part of Virginia in the mountains. I asked him how he liked our city. He said it was okay, he had been riding around sightseeing when he got lost and then his car started smoking.
