I've been going to this awesome Father's meet-up, you should come. Happens every Tuesday night at the Eastville Community Centre. It's free, run by volunteers. Honestly such a great way for new Dads to meet and unwind.
It's run by this gay guy Owen. It was his idea to put gays and Dads together - I don't need to tell you just how much new Dads need to let off steam, and the gays are gagging for straight cock. It's win win, everyone happy.
Super chill vibes. Sometimes it gets busy, sometimes it's quiet. Just depends who's about that night, but I've made loads of friends. Was a quiet one the first time I went. Nick told me about it. You know Nick Farrow, tall guy, tradie. Yeah, that's him. He took one look at the shadows under my eyes and said,
"Newborn keeping you awake all night, mate?"
He should know, he's already got two. Gave me a slap on the back before explaining the meet-up under his breath, like it was a big secret lol. Anyway I'd been living with the old blue-balls since I got Emma pregnant, and was definitely fed up of waiting it out. On top of everything else, I was persuaded to try it.
I was so nervous at first. Was only me, Nick, a Jamaican dude called Delroy (he's sound, you'll meet him - he never misses a meet-up!), and Owen. Delroy was already slouched butt-naked on the sofa, except his socks! Was the first thing that met my eyes when we rocked up.
"Yes bruv!" he nodded - dead chill, swigging a beer, his massive dick on show like something he was so proud of.
Then I noticed Owen choosing a sexy playlist on his Spotify in the corner. Once he made sure it was pumping cheerfully in the loud speakers he came over to greet me.
"Hello mate, you're new," he grinned.
He was so nice, asking about the baby and that - helped me relax a little. I didn't see Nick strip-off while I was chatting, but I turned about to find him every bit as naked as Delroy! And he's got a massive dick too! I mean he would, being near 7 foot tall, but honestly! I show up to the first literal dick-measuring contest of my adult life, and I'm out in the first round!
Owen could sense I was feeling bashful. I was always a bit chubby, even before the Dad bod. Next to these two Gym-Bros I worried he might find me unattractive.
"Hey handsome, don't be shy," he winked, always saying the right thing to put the Fathers at ease.
With a gulp I undressed and took a seat on that sofa between Nick and Delroy. Didn't have the full confidence to take off my vest tho. Felt so weird! Just three straight guys sat naked on the settee, our socks squeaking on the parquet floor, waiting for a gay guy to come and suck us off!
We waited five minutes more before Owen made the decision to begin.
