I'm straight. I now have to tell myself that when I wake up in the morning. It's been 3 years, and I still have nightmares about it. I wake up a puddle of sweat, my heart rate racing. However, other times, when my body betrays my mind, I have a different reaction.
I was 20 years old, going to college at the local state school, and things were not going well. I was partying too much, fucking too much, and skipping class WAY too much. It didn't help that I was hot. I was a cool 6'1", lean with a little muscle. Just enough so that every piece of clothing hung just right on my body. My dark hair was thick and shaggy. I liked to keep it slightly messy. I had gained a reputation within the college sororities for giving good dick and being a dick.
My parents and professors thought I needed a wake-up call that I couldn't party and fuck my way through life. They were right, but I don't think the wake-up call I received is what they had in mind.
It was winter before Christmas break. I was out with some friends going to a sorority party. There was this cute 5' nothing blonde I was trying to sleep with. Unfortunately for me, I had already moved through enough of the girls in the house that they had a picture of me in their hallway with a red line through it and " Do Not Fuck, Asshole Alert" written underneath it. Needless to say, the night didn't go my way. So I decided, "Let's get drunk." The night gets blurry from there, and I am not sure exactly how much I had to drink. I was in the process of blacking out. My memories flicker like a highlight reel of the night. I don't have the full picture, but I have some things. Dancing, shots, dancing, shots, and finally getting slapped across the face. I guess I decided to walk home. That's where the trouble starts.
I have to rely on the police report for this next part. I have no memory of it. It's too bad. I'm forced to remember other parts of the night. According to the report, the cruiser was passing by and saw me puking in some bushes. They pulled over and got out to check on me. My drunken ass apparently took a swing at one of the cops and ran for it. Lucky for me, I missed. Unlucky for me, I made it all of twenty feet and fell over. I was booked that night in the county jail. They contacted my parents, and my parents decided it was best I learned a lesson and said they could keep me for the weekend. What the fuck, Mom?!?! I haven't forgiven her for this. I blame her for my situation.
The cops threw me in the drunk tank to sleep it off. I woke up the next morning with my splitting in two and puke in my chest. My puke. An officer came in looking pissed and said I was going to be booked assaulting an officer, and that no one was coming to get me for a while. The first bits of fear washed over me. I had never been in this much trouble. On top of it, there were rumors in town that the police here HATED the college students and took any opportunity they could to make their lives hell.
The officer could see my fear and told me to follow him to get myself changed. I was brought into a small room with bright fluorescent lights hurting my head. I was so hungover. "Take your clothes off," barked the officer. It jostled my mind off my hangover and onto the current situation. I was in deep shit.
It didn't seem like the time to argue, so I stripped naked. Being as good-looking as I was, I had no problem having someone see me in my underwear. "I said, TAKE! YOUR! CLOTHES! OFF!"
What the fuck, he wanted me nude? I stared at him for a minute and saw him for the first time. He was in his late 30s or early 40s. Bigger than me, but he had a slight belly. His face was clean-shaven, and his hair was cropped tight, with hints of grey in his blonde hair. I did as I was told. Dropping my underwear to the floor, now standing under a bright light, totally naked.
The officer walked over, picked up my clothes, and left the room. I was alone and afraid. I was also now cold. The door opened again, and a second officer entered the room, followed by the original officer. He seemed kinder; his eyes seemed nice. He's older, with a horseshoe of hair running around the side of his head. He'd dyed it shoe polish black and had a thick mustache dyed the same color. He was holding a set of jail clothes and placed them on the table in the room.
"I hate to do this, but policy states we need to do a cavity search before you can enter in with the others. So I'll need you to bend over and spread." I was frozen still, my mouth open, fear rising. "What are you talking about?" I mumbled. The kind officer walked up to me and placed a hand on my shoulder. "Listen, you probably won't be getting any charges, and you'll be out of here by Monday morning. Let me see if I can figure something out for you." His eyes looked into mine. "Thank you," I sheepishly whispered.
They left, and I was again alone in the cold, fluorescent light, naked. I wished he had left the clothes. What felt like hours passed; eventually, I lay down on the table and tried to take a nap. Apparently, I gave it a good try, because I was jostled awake, but the kind officer shook my thigh. His shaking me caused my cock to swing a little, and it brushed his finger. He didn't seem to notice.
"Come with me and put these on," he tossed me different clothes. I wasn't sure where they had found them. It was grey sweats and a T-shirt that was two sizes too small. My midriff was visible, and it wasn't hard to imagine how clearly you could see my cock in the pants. I followed sheepishly.
He led me past the drunk tank to a far cell at the end of the jail. He led me inside and told me that I'll stay here for a bit, but they would hold off as long as they could on sending me with everyone else. I thanked him and shook his hand. He told me not to worry about it and shut the cell.
I lay down on the bed and just stared at the ceiling, thinking how I've learned my lesson. I'm going to clean up my act. Time passes slowly as I'm bored out of my mind. Finally, there is a break in the boredom. I will no longer be bored for the rest of the weekend.
In steps the kind officer. He's smiling and hands me a cup of coffee. I take it and thank him. He tells me that I need to sign a waiver that waives certain safety procedures in order to keep me here. He explains that this section isn't designed to house people for more than a night, and they need to cover their asses to keep things above board.