Dory and the Man Who Claimed to Have a 26 Inch Dick.
Leaving the bookstore I impulsively grabbed a copy of a swingers mag. At home I paged through it but found nothing worth pursuing until this:
"Twenty-six inch cock needs sword-swallower. First time deep-throaters need not apply."
Obviously, that was hyperbole, meant to indicate he had a very big cock. And, well, I've always wanted to deepthroat a really big cock.
I answered the ad asking how big it really was, what he wanted to do to me, where we could do it, and whether or not he was married.
I got a reply two days later: he said he was twenty-six inches long, but I questioned his sincerety, he wanted to fuck my throat slowly, we could do it at his house because he was single. He also asked how long I could hold my breath.
I would have ignored his email as ridiculous but that part about me holding my breath intrigued me. I told him I needed to see a pic. I also answered that I had timed myself and could hold my breath for seventy seconds.
Again, another two days went by: his reply was curt and unsatisfying. He said he wanted me to call him 'Sir', that if I wanted to see it I had to come over, and that I wouldn't be invited until I got my time up to two minutes.
What an arrogant son of a bitch! While I liked the idea of calling him Sir, I wouldn't make a trip out unless I knew it was big. I told him as much. Taunting him I added that after some practice I could hold my breath for two minutes and that it was his loss.
In the next email Sir said he liked my surly attitude and would enjoy putting me in my place. He asked what the biggest cock I ever sucked was. He ended with, "Master is proud of you for getting up to two minutes. Few cocksuckers have the perseverance to learn. I'm willing to take a chance on you."
It felt like an accomplishment to have been accepted, even if I did lie about holding my breath for two minutes. I told him the biggest I had sucked was nine inches and asked again for his real measurements.
It was a week before Sir sent another email. Nothing like being in a hurry. This one included a picture of him from the waist up; he wanted a similar pic from me. He told me if I could do nine, I could do fourteen, or twenty-six. He ended with a bet and a challenge. He said that when I came over we would both put $500 in a hat. Then, "If mine isn't the biggest you've ever swallowed you can have all the money. But if it's bigger than the largest you've done I keep it all.
The chance to have a record-breaker slowly reaming me would be worth five hundred should I lose. But if he were smaller then I would suck his cock and walk out with the cash. I agreed to his terms as long as I could bring a witness. This was just too strange to be believed - or safe.
But now I needed to learn to hold my breath longer. I started practicing and by the end of that day my time was up to eighty seconds.
I was excited to see the red flag on my email account a few days later. Opening it, I saw that he told me that the witness needed to be someone small so that the two of us wouldn't overpower him and steal the cash.
I tried to think of someone who would fit the bill and the only person I could think of was the new girl I was dating. Only she didn't know that I sucked cock. How would she take it?
First I sent back an email, "OK, I'll bring my girl. When I suck you, would you like me to kneel, or 69, or what? Does next Friday work?"
I could now hold my breath for ninety seconds.
Eight days before the "big event" and I had yet to talk to Dory. She might stop seeing me when she heard how fucked up this all was. It wouldn't be the biggest loss in the world, but I did enjoy her company. There was definitely something different and refreshing about her. Should I throw away a chance at what might be a really good thing with her for what might be a chance at a really bad hook up?
I would miss her body too. She was average height with a slim waist, and smallish tits. Classic blue-eyed, platinum blonde curls, eye candy. She always dressed ultra girly, dresses, hose, heels, etc.
We came back to my place after dinner and I broached the subject, "So, we've been dating for a few weeks now..." I could tell by the look on her face that she knew this wasn't a casual conversation. She smiled weakly and nodded. I asked, "Have you ever dated a guy who was into a kink?"
The smile left her face. Then she looked worried. Then, slyly, she smiled again. "I'm open minded. Would you like me to dress up like something? Or put my finger up your bum when I blow you?" She held up one painted finger while she said this, then tilted her head sideways waiting for me to go on.
I felt some hope that she really would be open. If we were still dating by the end of the night I had dreams of really finding out how open minded she could be. I swallowed what felt like a walnut in my throat, "Did you ever date a guy who was curious about the other side?" She looked confused, so I gave her more, "Playing for the other team."
I saw the realization come over her face. She answered coyly, "Not yet." She drew out the word 'yet' holding the syllable really long. Then dropped her own bombshell, "Did you know I experimented in college...?"
I didn't know I had been holding my breath until I let it out. I guess I interrupted her. Ignoring her revelation I asked, "So, you're OK with it?"
"Oh, Honey, I'm sooo OK! In fact, if you want, I know a guy who wants to dress like a girl and suck a dick. I could set it up for him to blow you...unless...Is it something else you want to try?" She leaned closer as she was saying this and patted her ass provocatively. "You could have mine, you know"
I had no idea Dory was so wild. Up until now all our sex had been very vanilla: a handful of blowjobs really was all. This was going to be a great thing. And I was starting to think if it didn't cross any lines, she would be willing to be my witness.
"Dory, I've done it before you know. Before we started dating. More than once..." I felt like I needed to clarify, "I've...I like to suck." There! I said it.
A wicked smile spread from ear to ear, "Oh, you naughty boy! If you like we can go looking. I'll be your wingman."
So far nothing shocked or surprised her. Would my next news? "I've already found the guy. Well, we've emailed. I just need a few things to make it work."
She seemed dejected but hid it, "And you're asking for my permission? How cute. I didn't think we were exclusive. But you've got it." Dory touched my hand comfortingly, "Will you tell me all about it? I mean...after?"
I went on as if she didn't just initiate the question about our relationship definition, "I'm interested in big ones. This guy is big. Well, he says he is. I'll know when I get there. He even promised that if he's not the biggest that, er, you see, we made a bet, that he'll pay me. He's that confident.