Dory and the Man Who Claimed to Have a 26 Inch Dick.
Leaving the bookstore I impulsively grabbed a copy of a swingers mag. At home I paged through it but found nothing worth pursuing until this:
"Twenty-six inch cock needs sword-swallower. First time deep-throaters need not apply."
Obviously, that was hyperbole, meant to indicate he had a very big cock. And, well, I've always wanted to deepthroat a really big cock.
I answered the ad asking how big it really was, what he wanted to do to me, where we could do it, and whether or not he was married.
I got a reply two days later: he said he was twenty-six inches long, but I questioned his sincerety, he wanted to fuck my throat slowly, we could do it at his house because he was single. He also asked how long I could hold my breath.
I would have ignored his email as ridiculous but that part about me holding my breath intrigued me. I told him I needed to see a pic. I also answered that I had timed myself and could hold my breath for seventy seconds.
Again, another two days went by: his reply was curt and unsatisfying. He said he wanted me to call him 'Sir', that if I wanted to see it I had to come over, and that I wouldn't be invited until I got my time up to two minutes.
What an arrogant son of a bitch! While I liked the idea of calling him Sir, I wouldn't make a trip out unless I knew it was big. I told him as much. Taunting him I added that after some practice I could hold my breath for two minutes and that it was his loss.
In the next email Sir said he liked my surly attitude and would enjoy putting me in my place. He asked what the biggest cock I ever sucked was. He ended with, "Master is proud of you for getting up to two minutes. Few cocksuckers have the perseverance to learn. I'm willing to take a chance on you."
It felt like an accomplishment to have been accepted, even if I did lie about holding my breath for two minutes. I told him the biggest I had sucked was nine inches and asked again for his real measurements.
It was a week before Sir sent another email. Nothing like being in a hurry. This one included a picture of him from the waist up; he wanted a similar pic from me. He told me if I could do nine, I could do fourteen, or twenty-six. He ended with a bet and a challenge. He said that when I came over we would both put $500 in a hat. Then, "If mine isn't the biggest you've ever swallowed you can have all the money. But if it's bigger than the largest you've done I keep it all.
The chance to have a record-breaker slowly reaming me would be worth five hundred should I lose. But if he were smaller then I would suck his cock and walk out with the cash. I agreed to his terms as long as I could bring a witness. This was just too strange to be believed - or safe.
But now I needed to learn to hold my breath longer. I started practicing and by the end of that day my time was up to eighty seconds.
I was excited to see the red flag on my email account a few days later. Opening it, I saw that he told me that the witness needed to be someone small so that the two of us wouldn't overpower him and steal the cash.
I tried to think of someone who would fit the bill and the only person I could think of was the new girl I was dating. Only she didn't know that I sucked cock. How would she take it?
First I sent back an email, "OK, I'll bring my girl. When I suck you, would you like me to kneel, or 69, or what? Does next Friday work?"
I could now hold my breath for ninety seconds.
Eight days before the "big event" and I had yet to talk to Dory. She might stop seeing me when she heard how fucked up this all was. It wouldn't be the biggest loss in the world, but I did enjoy her company. There was definitely something different and refreshing about her. Should I throw away a chance at what might be a really good thing with her for what might be a chance at a really bad hook up?
I would miss her body too. She was average height with a slim waist, and smallish tits. Classic blue-eyed, platinum blonde curls, eye candy. She always dressed ultra girly, dresses, hose, heels, etc.
We came back to my place after dinner and I broached the subject, "So, we've been dating for a few weeks now..." I could tell by the look on her face that she knew this wasn't a casual conversation. She smiled weakly and nodded. I asked, "Have you ever dated a guy who was into a kink?"
The smile left her face. Then she looked worried. Then, slyly, she smiled again. "I'm open minded. Would you like me to dress up like something? Or put my finger up your bum when I blow you?" She held up one painted finger while she said this, then tilted her head sideways waiting for me to go on.
I felt some hope that she really would be open. If we were still dating by the end of the night I had dreams of really finding out how open minded she could be. I swallowed what felt like a walnut in my throat, "Did you ever date a guy who was curious about the other side?" She looked confused, so I gave her more, "Playing for the other team."
I saw the realization come over her face. She answered coyly, "Not yet." She drew out the word 'yet' holding the syllable really long. Then dropped her own bombshell, "Did you know I experimented in college...?"
I didn't know I had been holding my breath until I let it out. I guess I interrupted her. Ignoring her revelation I asked, "So, you're OK with it?"
"Oh, Honey, I'm sooo OK! In fact, if you want, I know a guy who wants to dress like a girl and suck a dick. I could set it up for him to blow you...unless...Is it something else you want to try?" She leaned closer as she was saying this and patted her ass provocatively. "You could have mine, you know"
I had no idea Dory was so wild. Up until now all our sex had been very vanilla: a handful of blowjobs really was all. This was going to be a great thing. And I was starting to think if it didn't cross any lines, she would be willing to be my witness.
"Dory, I've done it before you know. Before we started dating. More than once..." I felt like I needed to clarify, "I've...I like to suck." There! I said it.
A wicked smile spread from ear to ear, "Oh, you naughty boy! If you like we can go looking. I'll be your wingman."
So far nothing shocked or surprised her. Would my next news? "I've already found the guy. Well, we've emailed. I just need a few things to make it work."
She seemed dejected but hid it, "And you're asking for my permission? How cute. I didn't think we were exclusive. But you've got it." Dory touched my hand comfortingly, "Will you tell me all about it? I mean...after?"
I went on as if she didn't just initiate the question about our relationship definition, "I'm interested in big ones. This guy is big. Well, he says he is. I'll know when I get there. He even promised that if he's not the biggest that, er, you see, we made a bet, that he'll pay me. He's that confident.
But with money on the table he wants a witness." (A little white lie) This is where I got nervous again. "Would you, I mean, be willing to watch?"
Dory laughed in my face. At first, I thought she was refusing me. "It sounds like a hoot. I've never seen that.
I took her face and I kissed her. Really passionately. Her hands roamed to my cock and, in turn, I squeezed her boobs through her tight push up bra. Still massaging my growing penis she asked, "So how big is this man anyway?"
"That's the thing! I don't know. He bet he'll be bigger than any I've ever had, but he says he's twenty six inches long, that's like eight inches bigger than the world's record. So I guess we'll find out when we get there."
Her eyes were like saucers, "Do you really want to do it if he's that big? I, for one, wouldn't want to. It's bound to hurt."
I was staring at her cleavage. I guess I couldn't look her in the eye. I answered softly, with trepidation, "I do. Especially if he's big. The bigger the better. If he's bigger than nine I lose the bet but it'll be a personal best for me, and if he's smaller than nine I'll walk out with $500.
"Shit Jim! you'd pay five hundred just to suck one bigger than nine? There's gotta be easier ways. Besides maybe size isn't that important. What else is nice about a dick?"
She had me on the defensive here. She was right that there would be easier ways. "It's not just that he's big. His scenario sounds hot too. And if by some odd chance it's really twenty six inches, well, don't you want to see that? Just to see it would be something else."
She dismissed my thought, "We could find pics like that on the internet. But what really has me curious is that whatever quirky situation he's got going on, it has you all hot and bothered. I can see it on your face, and your cock is harder than ever, I can practically feel your pulse quicken.
Soooo, out with it. What's your dark little secret? Tell me and I'll share mine..."
She made it sound like whatever my secret was I just had to tell her and it would all be alright. But would it? She had this view of me as a strong protector. She had even assumed I wanted to top and I had had to admit I saw myself as more of a bottom cocksucker.
I was being a size obsessed broken man. And now she wants me to admit that I want to be dominated, to call him 'Sir', to have him abuse me so much that he's going to choke me on his big cock. It was all too twisted. She wanted me to confess that that's the reason I would pay $500. I just couldn't do it.
I think she sensed my reluctance saying, "When we get there we'll see how big it is. In the meantime, I have a little fantasy too. Do you think you might help a girl out?"
I agreed not knowing what it was. But it was good to change the subject. I saw her weigh her options in her mind then she spilled the beans, she just wanted to play doctor. She was so horned up by the idea that we even went to the sex store to buy props. And we had fun. Not cocksucking fun - but fun. She was the sexy doctor and she put me through her dirty exams. Naturally, it ended with a sperm count.
The next morning I checked my email right away. I kinda felt like a giddy newbie, and sure enough there was a note from the guy. "You're gonna come in and take off all your clothes. Every time you open your mouth you and your girl will use the word 'Sir.' I have a chair for you. I'll show you my cock, and when both you and your girl agree it's the biggest, I'll feed it to you. All the way down. No going back. Two minutes at a time!"
I had a sense of foreboding. Dory would see firsthand what I couldn't bring myself to tell her. Furthermore, she would see me be thrilled to be abused.