"This dollar says you miss that putt," John said, waving a crinkled dollar bill as George stands over a 6-footer. George glared at John for breaking his concentration, then re-focused and drilled the putt into the back of the cup.
"Pay up bitch!" George said with a grin, snatching the dollar from John as the walked toward the 15th tee.
John thought all the rain would have slowed the greens down, and he was hoping to cut his losses, as George had just closed him out 5-and-4 in their weekly match.
This is how it went most weeks. John and George were weekend duffers with similar handicaps, and they loved to bet each other on the golf course. They usually played with two other guys in their usual foursome, but the weather report said 80% of rain, so it was just John and George who showed up this morning, when it was only sprinkling. The rain had picked up steadily as they played each hole, and they were soaking wet when they made the turn about an hour ago.
"Why don't you two give up so I can go home?" Stephanie asked when they stopped in the club house to replenish their cooler after the 9th hole. Stephanie was in her mid-twenties, blonde with a huge rack and a slim waist.
"No way," John replied eagerly, "our match is all square and he's going down on the back nine!"
"After I make you my bitch," George countered, "you'll be the one who's going down!"
John looked at George and swore he saw a little twinkle in his eye as he delivered this witty retort. John's cock twitched in his damp golf shorts, but he convinced himself that Stephanie's low cut tank top was the cause, as she was bending over to pack their cooler with 12 more beers. Since the weather was so shitty and it was a holiday weekend, John and George were drinking right along, having already killed a 12-pack on the front nine. The buzz they were both feeling only increased their verbal sparring and the things they would find themselves betting on.
"Thanks Steph!" they called almost in unison as they walked back out into the rain to continue their round.
"I wish she'd go down on me," John said to George, nodding back toward the club house.
"I wish SOMEONE would go down on me," George replied with a laugh, "I can't remember the last time I got head from Rose."
That was 5 holes and 8 beers ago, and in between the betting and drinking, the conversation centered on which one of them actually had the worse sex life.
Rose, of course, is George's wife. They have lived down the road from John and his wife, Pam, since their kids were small. The couples were very close and the families always seemed to be at one or the other of their houses for dinner as their kids grew up and proceeded through school together. Now that their kids were all packed off to college, the couples did not get together as often.
"I just never thought I'd be still jerking off when I was 45," George said to John, explaining how Rose is never in the mood anymore, as he pulled his driver out of his bag.
"Well, I'll be 50 this year and am still jerking off regularly, so it looks like we're in the same boat," John replied, grabbing his driver and walking up to the 15th tee behind George, admiring George's broad shoulders and slim waist as they both climbed the small hill to the tee box. John was once again aware that his cock was stiffening, but again he chalked it up to the beers and all the sex talk.
"Speaking of boats, this dollar says you're going to need one to retrieve your tee shot," George said to John, waving the crinkled dollar at him and pointing to the large water hazard that spanned the fairway about 150 yards away.
"Fuck you!" John replied jokingly, glad that the challenge diverted him from thinking about George's athletic frame any longer.
George stood about 6-foot-2, and hadn't gained a pound since he was a two-sport letterman in college. John, on the other hand, had been heavy his whole life, carrying 250 pounds on his 5-foot-9 frame. Both men were happy to still have all their hair, John's being mostly white, and George's showing just a few grey strands in his curly, black mop. John was a relentless flirt with a good sense of humor, so he never had problems with the ladies before getting married. George had no problem earlier in his life either, as he was an incredibly handsome man.
"Thank you!" John said sarcastically, snatching the dollar from George, after his tee shot successfully carried the water hazard, landing right in the middle of the fairway. "This dollar says it's your shot that lands in Davy Jones' locker," John countered, as George addressed his ball.
"SHIT!" hollered George, as he hits his tee shot fat and his ball lands in the middle of the pond with a huge splash.
"Why couldn't you fall apart earlier?" John asked through his laughter, watching George fish another dollar out of his pocket, along with another golf ball. Stepping forward to collect the dollar, John found himself looking at the unmistakable outline of George's cock under his drenched khaki shorts. Looking up to take the dollar, John sees that familiar glint in George's eyes again, and he wonders if he got caught peeking.
"There's still a lot of golf to play," George said with a grin, after re-teeing and crushing a huge drive that landed in the fairway, about 50 yards ahead of John's ball.
Getting into the cart, John handed George a fresh beer, and they toasted to blow jobs as they drove through the steady rain to their golf balls.
With about 180 yards to the green, John crushes a 3-wood and the ball whistles through the rain drops, bouncing twice and landing about 12 feet from the pin.
"Nice shot!" said George from behind him, "this dollar says I still beat you on this hole."
Turning toward George, trying to think of a witty come back, John instead exclaimed "WHAT THE FUCK?"
"When you gotta go, you gotta go," laughed George, as he stood in the middle of the fairway taking a piss. "It's not like there's anyone else on the course today!"
For what seemed like several long moments, John found himself staring at the huge slab of man-meat that was hanging out of George's shorts. It was easily over six inches, and thick, with a golf-ball sized head. At peak erection, John's cock was only five inches at best, and not very thick. All his life he's had penis envy, and can't help but slip into a jealous stare at the sight of a well-endowed cock. To add insult to injury, John also has a secret piss fetish, so he could feel his own cock hardening at the sight of his friend relieving himself just a few feet from him. He was hoping that George couldn't see the small pup-tent rising in John's black golf shorts as he watched.
"Why'd you bother even taking it out?" were the words John finally choked out, trying to break his gaze from George's crotch. "We're so wet that I wouldn't have noticed if you pissed yourself," John continued, walking back to their cart to put his club away, his fetish conjuring images of how good it would feel to release his bladder and fill his shorts with his own hot piss.
"Maybe I wanted you to notice," quipped George, tucking his cock back into his shorts and stepping up to hit his next shot.
"Did I just hear that correctly?" John thought to himself, wondering if George really meant it or if it was just more mindless ball busting. Those words and the water sports images still rushing through John's head were not doing anything to help reduce his now aching hard-on, and he put his hand in his pocket to try and casually adjust himself to a more comfortable position.
"Grab my putter too," said George, after hitting a perfect approach shot which landed on the green two feet from the pin, as he turned and caught John in mid-adjustment.
"There's that twinkle again," thought John, wondering if he was just drunk, of if George was actually flirting with him. John knew that he was not gay, and he was pretty sure that George wasn't either, but for some odd reason, George was uncharacteristically flirting, and John was finding it very alluring.
As they drove to the green, it seemed that George was now sitting closer to John in the cart, and the aroma of George's cologne seemed to be adding to John's intoxication. He downed the rest of his beer in one gulp.