I got rousted out myself not long after dawn the next morning. I was pretty sore and afraid I wouldn't be able to walk a straight line and would be wearing a sloppy grin all day, but I needed to get the lay of the place before Jason Jenks, the novelist I was supposed to keep alive, arrived. And I also needed to get my expected routine down, now that I had been vetted by ranch management.
I'd been ridden hard the previous night as part of an indoctrination into my "expected" routineâbut it was no more than I was expecting. I wasn't all that sure just how much the ranch management had been told about who I really was and why I was here, because if they were letting up on me, I'd hate to know how they initiated a guy coming in to work the line for them for real.
Right off the bat in the morning I learned what the costume was going to be for the guys working the line. When I woke, my new uniform was laying at the end of my bunk. There was a jock strap, a pair of tight, worn low-rise jeans with a zipper up the back, buttons at the crotch, and a tube of lube and a string of condoms in the pockets, a pair of leather chaps, workman-looking cowboy boots, a red bandana scarf, leather wrist bands, and a cowboy hat. And that was all. I thought back to what little the guys were wearing who came out to help scrape what was left of Jesse off the floor of Giacomo Arcardi's limousine the previous evening when we'd arrived. It had essentially been the same thingâexcept for the guy they called "Doc," who was older and was wearing a checked brushed-cotton shirt as wellâand I could see that this was how it was going to be for the guys hired here as wranglers.
That's pretty much how the head guy at the ranch, "Side" Slade, had laid it on the line for me when Butch took me in to see him soon after we'd arrived and Jesse had been carted off on a stretcher.
His office was empty when I was taken there and told to keep standing and waiting for Side to arrive.
"Side?" I asked.
"It's short for his nickname," Butch said gruffly. "Sidewinder. That's what we call him. I don't rightly remember his real name." Then he laughed. "A sidewinder's a snake, and Side can be a real snake, but I reckon he got the name because he's got a real snake. And he's got a fetish too. You stay around long enough and he takes a fancy to you and you'll probably find that out. But no need for you to know more than that now. We don't do a lot of gossiping here. It's part of the service. Privacy, silence, obedience, and no talk back. That's what we want from the 'T' wranglers."
"The 'T' wranglers?" I couldn't resist asking. I remembered hearing him refer to me that way back at the airportâbut there'd been too much going on then for me to ask about it.
"The takers. Bottoms. That's what you're booked in as. Any problems with that?"
"No," I said, giving him a steady look.
"There are the 'G' wranglersâthe giversâthe tops," he added. "We don't tell the clients at this ranch which ones they want. They self-select. They pay through the nose to get what they want at this ranch and we give it to them. Now that's enough tellin' for you now. You stand right here. Side'll be in in a few minutes. He's doin' the greetin' thing with the guests who came in. He'll tell you some of what there is to do, and when he's done with you, I want you to use those stairs you saw in the hall as we came in and go down them. I'll be down there, and I'll tell you how's it gonna be in the peckin' order around here and git you all squared away."
While I waited, I looked around the room. It was large, maybe twenty by twenty feet and all decked out in Western-style junk that I was to find set the motif of the dude ranch. This was what one who went to the movies in the sixties would expect a rich cattle rancher's house to be decorated with. But it went beyond the pale; it was almost Disneyesque. My parents, who lived at a ranch and were actually in movies like that in the eighties, as the genre was winding down, didn't decorate like this. There was a buffalo head and a buffalo skin on the wall and Navajo blankets all over the pine floors and pine walls. Crossed Indian spears, with feathers hanging off of them, and Winchester rifles also decorated the walls and there even was a fancy saw horse covered in horse hide with an elaborate leather saddle on it. The overstuffed sofas and chairs were covered in cracked blood-red leather and the desk in the center of the room was big and heavy in some sort of dark wood. The ceiling was almost two stories up and two wagon wheel chandeliers flanked one made out of the horns of antelope.
"So you're Folsom," a booming voice sounded behind me. I turned in surprise, expecting a mountain of Wild West bluster and splendor, but finding a man in his late fifties who was thin and tall and range worn. In contrast to the office, this man looked authenticânot movies authentic, but actual rough-life cattle ranching authentic. What he was wearing screamed of dude ranch, though. White shirt with fancy black patches and sliver studs everywhere and tight black jeans descending into cowboy boots with so much silver roping and studding on them that they gleamed in the light from the wagon wheel chandeliers overhead.
"Sadie told me she was sending you. Recommended you highly and told me how she wanted you used. Very unusual. You fucking Sadie? You a favorite boy toy of hers? I want to know what I'm dealing with right off the top."
"No, sir. I don't even know who Sadie is. I was just working in Chicago and told I was being shifted out here."
"Strange very strange. She owns the place. Usually I go shopping and pick out my own wranglers. Sadie knows that. This is the first one she's sent. I didn't really know what to expect. Take off your shirt. Let's see what it is that Sadie would recommend."
I stripped off my blue dress shirt, holding it below my waist in back without taking my arms all the way out of the armholes, a pose I'd learned men liked during a slow strip. Then I stood there, in the center of the room, under the antelope chandelier as Slade moved around me, assessing and hemming and hawing. I tried to look fetchingly demure, eyes down and a half smile on my face and a lock of hair hanging down across my eyesâa pose in "oh gosh" innocence I'd learned from watching my daddy on the screen. Slade put his hands in play, running them over my muscles and torso. He prodded and made a fist and pounded my pecs, none too lightly, to check out my musculature.
"Ummm. Not too bad. Sadie knows her flesh. And a well-studied stance. Some clients will harden up on that alone. You been told what we do here at this ranch, what you'll be doing here?"
"More or less," I answered.
He was standing up real close to me. He cupped my chin and pulled my face up so that he was looking down into my eyes. His were black and beady, and I could clearly see the resemblance to a snake. He was smiling, but even that had a cold, cruel, snakelike edge to it. He had the palm of his other hand on my belly. And he held my chin and my eyes, gauging my reaction as his hand moved down over my belt and tightened over my dick through the material of my trousers. I did what I could not to flinch or lose eye contact or put anything into my expression that would indicate either anger or reluctance.
"You sure you're a taker?" he asked. "You feel like a giver. I was told you were a taker."
"I can do either," I answered in a steady voice. "I prefer to bottom, though."
"We call that a 'T' wrangler here. Did you know that?"
"I was told that much, yes," I answered. "Not much more." I took the "no gossip" to heart. I didn't want to finger Butch for telling me anything at all. Butch looked very much like someone I didn't want to be on the bad side ofâwhich meant Butch looked pretty damn good to me.