"You might want to put some clothes on," Sylvia Browne said with a bite in her voice, but I could tell from her sloppy grin that she wasn't all that put off with what she could see. "I seem to be finding you with your pants down quite often, don't I?"
It wasn't your usual encounter. I was groggy and had tumbled backward onto the mussed-up bed, sending a champagne flute bouncing to the floor off the nightstand. And I was as naked as I had been last night when I passed out with Aaron Blum's cock pumping inside me. For her part, the Miami homicide detective who had answered my distress call of the previous day was standing in a crouched ready-to-pounce stance, her Berretta held out to her side in both fists, and at least four government agents fanned out around her. My stateroom was pretty big, but waking up to this scene made me feel like I was in a crowded bad dream.
"Thought I told you to get off the boat yesterday," Sylvia growled again into the silence. I hadn't had the presence of mind yet to answer her initial, provocatively posed question.
"Couldn't," I said, "The
Final Curtain II
was already moving out to sea when I called you. They did some filming with a float plane out there."
"It's OK, guys," Sylvia then said, "He's a cop too. He's the one who called me before I called you and asked if I could come along on the raid."
All five of them—the identically attired G-men and the female Miami cop—loosened their stance, and I felt the tension and testosterone flowing back out of the room.
"Why don't you all keep going and see who you can raise on this tub," Sylvia suggested.
When they were gone, I asked the obvious question.
"They're DEA—and a couple of FBI agents too," Sylvia answered. "You got yourself plop inside a massive drug-smuggling bust. They've been working on it for months between them. They say that's what Gary Meltzer was working on too. That's why I told you to get off the ship. Too many connections between you and Meltzer and this ship; I can't see how you managed not to get popped off before now. Somebody must love you."
"I can't believe that Theo Kline would be involved in anything like this," I answered stubbornly, putting emphasis on my words by pulling up my zipper at that exact point.
"Kline? Do you think Kline is behind this?"
I looked at Browne with what must have been an idiotic expression. And then it hit me that she hadn't made the leap from her declaration that one of the drug smugglers must love me and Theo Kline. "This is his boat," I said, somewhat lamely.
"It's Joe Blum the DEA has been pursuing," Browne answered. She reached over and helped me button the buttons on my shirt. I was still groggy enough that I couldn't get them aligned. She let her fingers linger just a bit longer than they needed to, and I recognized the unspoken invitation. As gorgeous as she was in all her redheaded splendor, though, I just couldn't muster the interest. I was what I was.
"The FBI has been on his tail too. He'd taken the body of that woman he shot in California across the state line. The FBI's been all abuzz in frustration that they can't seem to get him pinned down on that case. It's open and shut. Anywhere but Los Angeles and he'd be swinging from the yardarm already."
"Oh," I said with relief. And as I said it, I sort of stumbled into her, which she misinterpreted and raised her face for a kiss. I clumsily pulled away from her, though, and plopped down on the bed.
"Are you OK?" she asked, covering her embarrassment as well as she could.