This is my first story here, so any constructive criticism is welcome. All characters and events are fake. I hope you enjoy!
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Ted is a standard practice doctor at the local hospital. He sees dozens of patients a day, including beautiful people, and ugly people. It's always a good day when he gets someone who is in fact very attractive and has a problem that requires removal of clothes (for obvious reasons). I should also mention that Ted is strongly bisexual, he'll fuck anything that walks, as long as they're attractive.
So one Tuesday afternoon this really cute guy comes in. He's in his mid thirties, and obviously kept up with his exercise because he was in great shape. His name was David, and he was having stomach issues.
"So what seems to be the problem?" Ted asked.
David responded, "I don't really know, my stomach has been hurting for the past few days, and nothing seems to make it better"
"Have you tried taking any medicine?"
"Yeah, any over the counter stuff I've tried, but my stomach still hurts."
"Have you been normal?"
"Well I haven't pooped very much because I haven't been eating due to my stomach hurting."
"Makes sense. I'm just going to check a few things around your body, and then we'll take it from there."
Ted moved forward and checked David's heart rate and other standard things. Everything seemed to be fine.
"Have you eaten anything out of the ordinary?" Ted asked.
"No, I live a pretty healthy lifestyle, I eat well and exercise most days." David responded.
"Alright, well since everything normal seems to be fine, I'm going to have to check the back door to make sure there isn't anything wrong back there."