Hank Reynolds gripped the steering wheel with his large hands, his knuckles turning white.
He couldn't believe what he had heard.
"You are indeed a match for what I have dubbed Carson's Syndrome. Unfortunately there is no cure, but the condition can be managed with proper treatment."
Sounds good, right? But then the white haired, stony faced doctor told him what kind of 'treatment' that entailed. And Hank reacted with shock and disbelief, which quickly morphed into anger. He had half a mind to pop that freaky robotic quack in the jaw, but then he remembered there was a nurse, an imposing black man, standing in the corner. Hank had no option other than to back down.
The doctor had given him a pamphlet, a video, and a case of 'medical instruments', with the express instructions that he only open the case when he was ready, whatever that meant. With a stony face, the doctor said that Hank wasn't in the right state of mind to learn more just yet, but encouraged the man to at least watch the video, because if he continued to ignore his symptoms, things could get much worse.
His symptoms.
Hank thought nothing of it at first. He was a fit man in his 40's, a former college athlete, so his body had always been in great shape. He was less trim than in his 20's, but he had the kind of body many men his age were envious of. Broad shoulders, large pecs, biceps larger than softballs, and, of course, his powerful glutes. Hank had played hockey in college, and he was a shining example of the so-called 'hockey butt'. In other words, this middle-aged single father of three had an enormous muscular ass with two round, soft-yet-firm globes.
That's why when Hank woke up one morning, and tried to pull his boxer briefs up over his ass, he wasn't surprised that they hit a snag. Normally it took a bit of effort anyways. So he kept pulling, and pulling, wondering why it was more difficult than usual. Finally giving a little jump, he was shocked when he heard the rip of fabric. He stopped dead in his tracks, examining the tattered remains of his underwear.
Perhaps they had shrunk in the wash? That would be the most likely explanation. Or maybe he had mistakenly taken one of his son's pairs, who were all a size or two smaller than him. Curiously, he turned to his bedroom in profile.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Hank bellowed. His butt, large enough as it was, had seemingly grown overnight. Each cheek was practically the size of a soccer ball now, jutting out obscenely from his muscular figure, and bouncing at the slightest provocation.
"DAD! Are you ok!?" Suddenly, his son Bill burst through his bedroom door. Bill was his youngest; he and Hank's middle, Chris, were the ones who still lived at home. Bill looked at his father, breathing heavy with panic.
He was not expecting to see his father's naked figure that morning, or really any morning. And he certainly didn't expect to see his dad's big, round ass on display. And he most definitely did not expect to find himself unable to tear his eyes away from this old man's impressive glutes.
"SHIT! BILL!" Hank jerked, and tried to cover himself the best he could, shooting his hands to his front, but leaving his ass uncovered. The slight movement was enough to make his ass cheeks jiggle and clap together.
The sudden movement broke Bill out of his trance. It took great effort to move his gaze away from such a beautiful bubble butt, but finally able to look his father in the eye.
"Bill, I'm fine! Can I have some privacy!?" Hank said, exasperated.
Bill grew sheepish, retreating away and closing the door. He mumbled, "Sorry Dad..." and stood outside his dad's bedroom door. He was shell shocked. Of course, he had walked in on his dad changing or... checking himself in the mirror? Checking his ass out? The picture of his dad's hairy bubble was seared into his mind, and his cock stirred.
After he heard Bill's footsteps move farther away, Hank felt like it was safe again to move. He was embarrassed, mortified even, of the sound that had come from his ass cheeks when he was startled. The unmistakable clapping of flesh on flesh. His ass had never done that before. Sure, he had big glutes, but not big enough to do that. Or so he had thought.
After trying several other pairs of underwear, all of them ending up the same as the first pair, Hank had given up. There was no other option but to go commando that day. He would have to remind himself to buy some new pairs after work. But he was already wearing an XL...
Hank did find that the only way to get his ass into his jeans was to pull them up as hard as he could, and bounce up and down on his feet, letting gravity do the work of squeezing him into the material. Turning once more to the mirror, Hank's face dropped at what he saw. The material was skin-tight, practically bursting at the seams, like a second skin. Somehow, the denim seemed to lift his ass up almost like a push-up bra, and his massive cheeks somehow looked even bigger than naked. Hank considered trying to find a large pair, there must be something he could do, but-
"DAD! Hurry up, we're gonna be late!" Bill's voice echoed from the bottom of the stairs. Hank was shocked out of his stupor. He didn't have time for any of this! Satisfied, for now, with the fact that his lower half was at least covered, Hank grabbed a t-shirt, relieved that, fortunately, it still fit his torso, if a little bit tighter around the chest.
As he walked down the stairs, he had to slow his movement, because otherwise his cheeks would start clapping again. He also noticed that his pecs bounced ever so slightly as he descended. He caught his son looking at him again, mouth slightly parted, his Adam's Apple bobbing as he swallowed.
"Alright, come on, sorry, let's go!" Hank said, hoping to resume his normal day as quickly as possible, and put the strange events of this morning behind him.
Hank drove Bill to school every morning, since Chris took his own car for early morning practice. The drive to school that day was tense. Bill wouldn't even look at his father. Hank figured it was out of embarrassment - nobody wanted to see their muscular hunk of a dad completely naked, not to mention the humiliating clap of his ass cheeks. That was the only explanation for why Bill had turned his body away from Hank completely, putting his left leg slightly up, and stared out of the window the whole ride.
After he dropped Bill off at school, Hank shot his boss a quick text letting him know he'd be 10 minutes late. He was ready to start his day at the station. Aimless after college, Hank had decided to apply for the police academy, and soon found that he enjoyed the job immensely. The town they lived was pretty safe, so most of his duties involved breaking up domestic disputes, dealing with town drunks, and catching teenage vandals. Of course, it was a bonus that the job helped keep him in shape. He still had the strength to compete with all the fresh-faced rookies straight out of the academy.
Hank went to the locker room and grabbed his uniform - shirt, belt, boots, pants.
The pants.
Hank had forgotten completely. If he struggled this much just to pull his jeans over his ass, what hope did his uniform pants have? It was definitely not as stretchy as his denim. As expected, he struggled to fit the dark navy material over his booty. Knowing that it was a bad idea to damage the company provided garments, Hank gave up. Swallowing his embarrassment, he knocked on his boss's office door.
Gary was a handsome man, a few years older than Hank, with a salt-and-pepper beard. He wasn't in as good shape as Hank, of course, but he clearly took care of himself. Gary was tough but reasonable, a no-bullshitter at his core, but Hank was a model employee, so he was always friendly towards him.