It was an odd place, tucked round the back of a pretty busy road, but it was well dressed up - a restaurant, fancy enough for me to take my girlfriend on a date, but not so fancy that it broke the bank. My brother had recommended it to me, the owner being a close friend of his. The menus were cheaply laminated but the food was apparently excellent and the set out and music disguised its tackiness.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for one-and-a-half years, since a few weeks after her eighteenth birthday. Her name was Jessica. We were great together, with next to no arguments since I first met her, and not only was she unbelievably sexy but was very adventurous in the bedroom. I wasn't in any way unsatisfied, and even the concept of cheating on her never even crossed my mind.
I took her coat and draped it over a chair, and then pulled out the chair for her. She smiled and sat down, and I sat in front of her. The waiter came over and handed us our menus. He was a short man, with flushed cheeks and stick-thin arms.
"Our special today is a crab soup, if you are interested? And of course, feel free to use our bathrooms at any point." He gave a smile that threw me off balance - it was almost a knowing smile. What an odd thing to say, I thought. What's so special about the toilets?
Thinking about it did make me realise that I needed a bathroom. Not because nature called, that wasn't the reason. I was hoping to get lucky tonight with Jessica, but hadn't had a chance for a shower all day and was slightly concerned about the hygiene of my dick. I had decided to order the crab soup, and so left her to decide her order while I excused myself to go to the bathroom.
The bathroom wasn't that special. There was a sink in every cubicle, rather than shared ones, which was a relief because I wouldn't have wanted to wash my dick for all to see, but the walls were crumbling and the floor was wet. I picked the cubicle on the end, the one with the most amount of soap left in the dispenser, and locked the door.
Undoing my zipper, I pulled my dick out. It was hanging limp, which made it very awkward to wash, so I began to stroke it. I was quite pleased with my dick. Admittedly, most guys tend to be pleased with their dicks, but mine was a good six and a half inches long when erect and a decent thickness. It didn't curve like most guys' dicks, but rather stuck straight out like a hard pole; it meant I had to work harder to get to Jessica's g-spot but that didn't bother me.
I suddenly realised I was enjoying myself too much - I needed to wash it now in case Jessica wondered where I was. I squeezed some soap into my hand and rubbed my now hard dick up and down. My hand slid over my dick smoothly, and a lather soon formed. My dick was twitching with the pleasure, and I even began to moan a little. Remembering that I had the tendency to spend a long time in the toilet at home, I decided I could take as long as I liked in the bathroom and Jessica wouldn't notice anything was up. I sat down on the toilet seat and began to stroke faster.